I get a blow job in the morning, I get a blow job at night
I get a blow job in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I get a blow job in time of peace, and a blow job in time of war
I get a blow job before I get a blow job, and then I get a blow job

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a woman who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of that little head"

#3 sung to the tune of "I smoke two joints"