Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of an Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit that's meant to help women fake their virginity. The Chinese manufacturer's web site claims, "With this product, you can have your first night back anytime... Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable."

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Hey, I get where they are coming from.

When you achieve worldly success and pop the seal on that really young wife #4, you want to know that shit's legit!

God hates a broken hymen... or so I'm told.

This kind of stupid shit is what happens when religious fundies hold too much power in any Country.

religious fundies? Hmmmm...
Ah! Another Repub "Ideal" Government.......

Ah! Another Repub "Ideal" Government.......

Nope. Another stupid political jab on a non-political thread. No matter how far from politics the subject is -- whether it's people getting attacked by raccoons or fake hymen kits, we can rely on frank to insert a stupid "repub sucks" statement in the middle of it.

Once in awhile my friends and I could get unwitting operators to page 'Buster Hymen'.

I wonder if I can get a fake hymen for my fake pussy.

Do they make them for the anus as well?
-Timex

"Ah! Another Repub "Ideal" Government.......
Nope. Another stupid political jab on a non-political thread.


It's a legitimate comparison!

Just because you don't like to hear it doesn't mean it's not valid.

This is but one of the many things they share ----- Brothers in Stupidity they truly are!


For Instance:
We have a "conservative" block of this country that adamantly supported a war and advocates to this day an invasion of Iran, (perhaps unknowingly) in an Effort to "Liberalize" their society ------- while simultaneously crying Broken Dick that "Liberalism" is destroying America!

Go fucking Figure!

This hymen thing is right up the American Taliban's alley (otherwise known as modern "conservatives"!

Do they make them for the anus as well?
#7 | Posted by 101Chairborne | Flag: Just Curious...Really

any country can ban anything-- they vote for it and vote to ban it, let em ban it.


my problem with egypt is that we are giving them $$$$ to prop up the mubarak regime. that regime sucks. that regime leads to those egyptians who are against it to read sayeed qutb and go fundie in the first place.

"This kind of stupid shit is what happens when religious fundies hold too much power in any Country."

Egypt's government is relatively secular.

egypt does put a premium on virginity, and I do too. they just believe that losing it should come after marriage, not before it.

I wonder if I can get a fake hymen for my fake pussy.
#6 | Posted by mysterytoy

Man-gina version not yet available, Toymastery.
You'll have to be the size qeen a little while longer.

egypt does put a premium on virginity, and I do too

I put a premium on the ability to perform. It usually comes with experience. Unfortunately, so does gonorrhea.

"Daaaaamn, baby! If you didn't have proof you were a virgin, I could'a swore you've been running double-wides through that tunnel!"

And Nerf... that reminds me of girlfriend of mine who only wanted it in the ass. To save her virginity, you know.

Religion. Ain't it wonderful?

Well, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you buns, make a chili dog.

When life gives you buns, make a chili dog.

#17 | Posted by ZombieHunter

That's pretty sick. Like Chester the Molester level sick.

Funny, yep.

But still...

(I'm gonna send this to GF. I can't wait to hear how the milk snorked out of her nose in the teacher's lounge.)

"I wonder if I can get a fake hymen for my fake pussy.

#6 | Posted by mysterytoy"


Not sure about that, but according to the article, you can get one for your real pussy.

Snapper Trapper Keeper

Easy to Regulate Virginity Than Corrupt Egyptian Government!

Of Course Egypt wants a Ban on Hymen Kits but definitely and never_ever a Ban on Egyptian Government "Corruption"! After all the Koran is based completely on Authoritarian Sanctimony!!!

They realized the gig was up after Obama was caught with the "fake moderate democrat" kit.

Ummmmmm fake Hymen Kit??? Couldn't plain ole Saran Wrap work just as good and be more cost effective??

Larry

Larry, you're so disgusting. LOL.

LMAO Hagbard. Just think She could mix up a double thick Cherry Koolaid mix and inject it past the Saran Wrap to simulate a "Cherry"

Larry

Not sure about that, but according to the article, you can get one for your real pussy.

#19 | Posted by mOntecOre

OK. Tell your wife I'll be there by 11.

"OK. Tell your wife I'll be there by 11.

#26 | Posted by mysterytoy"


Done. She said to tell you the downstairs toilet is clogged again, and that you did a good job getting the skidmarks out of our son's boxers. She asked you to clean them with your tongue again, because it seems to work better than the handwashing technique you used to use. I'll leave your fin on the kitchen counter, as usual.

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