Why does Canada get the really cool crimes like someone hacking off another person's head and eating him on a bus and feet washing ashore (did they ever find the right ones btw?) and all we get in Texas is a cop shooting Bozo the biting dog?

It ain't fair

I wonder if the know-all canuck would be whining about the cop's inaction if he didn't shoot the dog and it bit one of the kids instead of himself?

Probably so . . . it was in Texas after all. Gotta do the childish "your state sucks" game. LOL The child-like attitude is funny coming from an adult, but it gets old -- especially when combined with 3rd person cutesy-speak.