Time for some clowning around on the DR!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I was hoping for the entire clip. However, this was the best 'highlight-reel' I could find on Youtube. The linked clip is Palin and Clinton on Saturday Night Live, during the campaign. This is seriously funny!

Please, let me be clear: I intend this to be an open-thread.

Anything funny goes.

All I ask is that commentary, links, etc. are relatively non-partisan.

I linked this Youtube video because it made fun of both Clinton and Palin; and it was pretty hilarious overall.

Let's have some fun.

Let's blow off some steam.

As a blog-community, we have been at eachothers' throats WAY too much of late.

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Starvis and BLT sitting in a tree...

#1 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-09-23 08:51 AM | Reply | Flag:

I am so glad there are threads just to nuts around on today. I haven't slept and have a baaaad case of the giggles.

#2 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 08:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

Jeff...Doc won't be back soon.

I sent him an email with my pic on it.

He'll be back after he's done throwing up.

#3 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 08:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

As a blog-community, we have been at eachothers' throats WAY too much of late.

Posted by JeffJ

Fuck off.

#4 | Posted by nullifidian at 2009-09-23 08:57 AM | Reply | Flag:

Bwahahaha. Atta boy, Null!

#5 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 08:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

LMBO Null

I don't know what you're talking about Jeff!

#6 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 08:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

Jeff...Doc won't be back soon.

I sent him an email with my pic on it.

He'll be back after he's done jacking off.

#3 | Posted by Lisa

There - FTFY!

Fuck off.

#4 | Posted by nullifidian

Perfect!

#7 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-09-23 09:00 AM | Reply | Flag:

Hey Jeff, Money and I were yakkin' up a storm about the old days and the pic of the Cap'n he put up.

LOL

That was the most fun I ever had on here!!!

LOL

#8 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

I don't know what you're talking about Jeff!

Things have been pretty deep of late, Lisa.

I hope you are bathing in a big pool of Cap'n and Coke!

#9 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-09-23 09:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

That was the most fun I ever had on here!!!

Your 'Cap'n' stories are the sole reason that guys even bother with this site.

#10 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-09-23 09:02 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Things have been pretty deep of late, Lisa."

I know. I was being a sarcastic little wench.

And you're right. They have.

Larry has a fun thread up too.

I think I'll blow off everything today and just play on these two threads.

lol

#11 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

Starvis and BLT sitting in a tree...
#1 | Posted by JeffJ

They've only got one tree outside the Wildoroado Hush Puppy Fry Shack, Kwalitay Haberdashery, Poodle Preening Parlor & Libarry and it's reserved for hangings when Old Sparky blows a fuse down at Huntsville.

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-09-23 09:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

One for Everbody...

#13 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 09:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

I think I'll blow off everything today

Where does the line start?

~{:^)

#14 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 09:09 AM | Reply | Flag:

Starvis,

They've only got one tree outside the Wildoroado Hush Puppy Fry Shack...stoopid...Kwalitay Haberdashery, Poodle Preening Parlor & Libarry....yuk yuk...and it's reserved for hangings when Old Sparky blows a fuse down at Huntsville....and Rush said this_______

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis posing as BLT

There.

FTFY!

#15 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-09-23 09:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

That's not what I meant A1!!!

I meant put aside all the things I was suppose to do today!!!

Geesh

#16 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

politicalhumor.about.com

#17 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 09:14 AM | Reply | Flag:

"I hope you are bathing in a big pool of Cap'n and Coke!"

LOL...nope. I don't drink anymore at all.

But I'm tempted to. Yesterday was a bad day!!

"Your 'Cap'n' stories are the sole reason that guys even bother with this site."

Pffft...whatever.

#18 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

partisan? nonsense!!! i dislike EVERYONE with the SAME fervor!

#19 | Posted by nanc at 2009-09-23 09:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

LOL...nope. I don't drink anymore at all.
Posted by Lisa

If you made it through Sundays Packer Game, you can make it through anything.

#20 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 09:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

Starvis and BLT sitting in a tree...

H I S S I N G...

#1 | Posted by JeffJ

#21 | Posted by nanc at 2009-09-23 09:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

Geesh

#16 | Posted by Lisa

LOL! I know that, Lisa..however, I just couldn't resist...

#22 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 09:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

politicalhumor.about.com

#17 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 09:14 AM | Reply |

Hilarious pic!

#23 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-09-23 09:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

LOL! I know that, Lisa..however, I just couldn't resist...

#22 | Posted by American1st

I DID chime-in!

However I deleted my crude comment prior to clicking "publish".

#24 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-09-23 09:25 AM | Reply | Flag:

never go for the throat when the femural artery will kill them in under 20 seconds...*8]

#25 | Posted by nanc at 2009-09-23 09:26 AM | Reply | Flag:

I almost did the same, JeffJ, but I knew Lisa would take it in stride.....

#26 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 09:28 AM | Reply | Flag:

I know A1!!

It's all good!

And Jeff...you're always chime in!!

#27 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:29 AM | Reply | Flag:

"If you made it through Sundays Packer Game, you can make it through anything."

I didn't get to see it!!!!!

#28 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:30 AM | Reply | Flag:

I think I'll start a poem.

#29 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:31 AM | Reply | Flag:

I didn't get to see it!!!!!

#28 | Posted by Lisa

Count your blessings.

#30 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 09:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

Drudgies, dear Drudgies each one so dear,
to tell how I fell 'bout you, I'll have no fear.

JeffJ., dear JeffJ, I've known you so long,
you wouldn't be so funny, if not for the bong.

A1, oh A1, you're quite a hoot,
I'd keep you myself if it weren't for your toots.

to be continued

#31 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:37 AM | Reply | Flag:

LOL! Great , so far, Lisa!

#32 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 09:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Wisgod, oh Wisgod, my fellow Wisconsinite,
I hear you howling at the moon late at night.

Doc, dear Doc, you make me laugh till I cry,
Can't even dis you, I don't know why!!

oh...there's more....

#33 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

Larry, my Larry, you're so sweet and kind,
get your ass back in school...a job you will find!

TPS, TPs who are you now,
It's driving me crazy, you enjoy that somehow!!!

and just when you think it's over....

#34 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:42 AM | Reply | Flag:

RCADE, oh RCADE oh no, you're not safe.
keep using that ointment, that way you won't chaffe.

Gimme, my Gimme, you know you adore,
when you call me Miss Rah Rah, you know I want more.

#35 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

Ok...I'm done.

#36 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

JerryTarkanian, for you we do mourn,
You Mother had morning sickness after your were born.

#37 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 09:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

LOL

That was a good one!

#38 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

Damned Blackberry keyboard. you=your.

#39 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 09:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

I do the same thing on mine Wisgod.

Hard to hit the right keys when they are so little.

#40 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

There was once a Drudgie named Lisa
Who was fond of the Packers of cheezah
She was the Darling of the 'tort
as well as a poet of sorts
(Though, personally I think she's a teazah)

#41 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 09:57 AM | Reply | Flag:

I actually made an error on my poetic sweetness to Gimme. I said you instead of I.

I need sleep.

#42 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:57 AM | Reply | Flag:

OMGosh!!

LOL

That was good A1!! Although the only thing true about it is my love for the Packers!!

LMBO

#43 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

Roses are red...

No, no, just kidding!

#44 | Posted by member2586 at 2009-09-23 10:04 AM | Reply | Flag:

"
Roses are red...

No, no, just kidding"

That's my favorite one so far!!!!!

#45 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:05 AM | Reply | Flag:

Ok seriously....Doc has not been seen since I sent him an email with my pic.

I think he poked his eyes out and can't find the keyboard.

#46 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:09 AM | Reply | Flag:

Maybe he can't find the lube, Lisa....

#47 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 10:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Maybe he can't find the lube, Lisa...."

You sent him a pic too??

#48 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

I was joking.

I know Doc doesn't swing that way.

You?? Not so sure. ;p

LOL

#49 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:18 AM | Reply | Flag:

I think he poked his eyes out and can't find the keyboard.

#46 | Posted by Lisa

My guess is he's poking the monitor.

#50 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 10:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

Ok ok...I was joking about that too.

I always feel so guilty.

You'd think I was still Catholic.

#51 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

I need sleep.

You guys have fun!

#52 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

'nite, Lisa!

#53 | Posted by American1st at 2009-09-23 10:21 AM | Reply | Flag:

Everybody all tucked in?

#54 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-09-23 10:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Mrs. Jones had been a staple of her local congregation for many years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday service. He knocked on her door and being that she's nearly 85 it took her a bit to get to the door.

"Hello, who is it?" she asked.

"It's Pastor Smith", he answered.

"OH Hi-Come in, Come in, how's the ministry doing?" She said.

"Very well, I just wanted to make sure your prayer needs are being met."

"Oh honey, I haven't felt well lately but I'm getting better"

Just then the phone rang and she excused herself to get it. The pastor sat near a table with an old reader's digest and a bowl of peanuts. After 15 minutes, then 20, he heard his stomach growl and began to get restless. He started in on the bowl of peanuts and began reading. After 45 minutes, he suddenly realized that he had eaten all of the peanuts.

Right then Mrs. Jones returned and said, "Oh I sure am sorry, that was my sister from Pittsburgh. She only calls once per month so when she does we have to catch up on everything." The pastor feeling a little embarrassed said "I must also apologize, for while you were gone I got hungry and ate all the peanuts in your little bowl there. Please, forgive me" he said.

Mrs. Jones replied, "Oh that's ok, all I can do anymore is just suck the chocolate off of them!" she says.

#55 | Posted by The_Chapel at 2009-09-23 10:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

I'll be here till Thursday.

#56 | Posted by The_Chapel at 2009-09-23 10:41 AM | Reply | Flag:

That was the most fun I ever had on here!!!

LOL

#8 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:01

what a pathetic blog live you must lead.

#57 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-09-23 11:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

I hope everyone had a pleasant September Equinox.

#58 | Posted by member2586 at 2009-09-23 11:30 AM | Reply | Flag:

JeffJ was feeling a little horny before going to sleep one night and reached over to Mrs J and rubbed her shoulder lightly.

Mrs J turned over and said, "Sorry Honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning, and I want to stay fresh."

Jeffy rolled back over and sighed. He was about to fall off asleep when suddenly a thought struck him.

He again rubbed Mrs J's shoulder and said, "Honey, you don't have a dental appointment tomorrow, too, do you?"

#59 | Posted by Corky at 2009-09-23 11:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

#58 - quite.

#60 | Posted by nanc at 2009-09-23 11:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! -Corky

#61 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 12:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

So what, you were there?

Actually, my wife was visiting Texas from MA when I meet her. I told her she had nice eyes....I later found out that because of my slight drawl at the time, she thought I had said she had a nice ass... which, had I known that worked so well, I would have used it more often.

#62 | Posted by Corky at 2009-09-23 12:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Just busting balls, Corky.

#63 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-23 12:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

"what a pathetic blog live you must lead."

#57 | Posted by afkabl2

So sayeth the dork who spends most of his time copying down talking points from right wing sites, posting them here and then checking his Facebook to see how many of his past students he can get free lunches from!!

LOL

You mean pathetic like THAT???

#64 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

Rather than send a snail mail to Dear Abby or whoever does that type of thing nowadays I need to ask the fine obnoxious folks on the DR something:

If a very casual female acquaintance makes the observation about herself that "I smell like a French whorehouse" am I a deprived, vile pervert for getting a throbbing hard-on? Would I be the same type of pervert or worst if I rubbed it to it's logical conclusion?

Time is of the essence in answering my query this frigging thing is killing me!!!!

#65 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 02:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

"'nite, Lisa!"

Actually A1, I tried to sleep but laid there laughing....lol.

Decided to get up and get some things done.

OMGosh I am soooo tired!

#66 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

#65

What are you doing?

#67 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

What are you doing?

Asking for advice Miss Rah-Rah and since I know you certainly wouldn't want me to sin and waste potential life that way will you let someone with a more "If you've got it use it!" attitude answer my question. How about CC she's more open-minded being a wannabe "Bad Girl" Episcopalian!

#68 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 02:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

Knock yourself out Gimme.

#69 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Knock yourself out Gimme.

Already did but thanks for the belated go-ahead. Shit now I have to go buy more Kleenex.

#70 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 02:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

#70

TMI

#71 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

This curmudgeon is a hoot.

twitter.com

#72 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2009-09-23 02:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

#72

Geesh...that old man has a twitter thingy and I don't!!

#73 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

" now I have to go buy more Kleenex"

Let me get stock on it first.

I'm sure just with you, I'll make a fortune!

#74 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

#70

TMI

What does that mean?

" now I have to go buy more Kleenex"

Let me get stock on it first.

I'm sure just with you, I'll make a fortune!

I use generic kleenex. Generic K-Y too good luck with that Miss Hetty Green

#75 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 02:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

"What does that mean?"

Too Much Information

Get it now?

#76 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 02:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

" 'TMI'

What does that mean?"

Texas Military Institute
www.nndb.com

Alumni include Dan Blocker and Douglas MacArthur.

#77 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-09-23 03:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hmmmm...no witty retort from Gimme???

He's slipping.

#78 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 03:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hmmmm...no witty retort from Gimme???

He's slipping.

Or checking out all the wonderful free Japanese midget porn available on Al Gore's fabulous invention

#79 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 03:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Or checking out all the wonderful free Japanese midget porn available "

Again...knock yourself out!

#80 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 03:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

But it's not like I'm telling you what to do or giving you permission.

I wouldn't want you to misconstrue that.

#81 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 03:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

The free stuff sucks! You want the Mexican produced Japanese midget porn with the Lucha Libre/ Jell-O theme.

#82 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-09-23 03:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Or checking out all the wonderful free Japanese midget porn available"

Again...knock yourself out!

#80 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 03:24 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Watches Japanese Midget Porn Too

#83 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 03:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

OMGosh Gimme....I DO NOT!!!

#84 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 04:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ok...I feel inspired:

Corky poor Corky, he wants some respect.
You're here at the Drudge 'Tort..what do you expect??

If it's respect that you want, I'll plant the seed, I I hear that Gimme will give you what you need!!

#85 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 04:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

-Gimme will give you what you need

That's what I'm afraid of.

#86 | Posted by Corky at 2009-09-23 04:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Screwing around in a thread made for screwing around is like trolling a stocked lake- no sport at all.

#87 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-09-23 04:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

"-Gimme will give you what you need"

That's what I'm afraid of.

#86 | Posted by Corky

You're a dame Corky? Oh goody fresh meat!!!!

#88 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 04:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

No Gimme, he's not.

But we know you're still interested!

LOL

#89 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 04:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

No Gimme, he's not.

But we know you're still interested!

Well...maybe I am is that such a crime?

#90 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 05:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Well...maybe I am "

You stuck a "maybe" in there??????

#91 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 05:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

ʎuunɟ sɐ ʎɟı1ɐnb sıɥʇ sǝop

#92 | Posted by silver_ironist at 2009-09-23 05:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

"No Gimme, he's not [a dame].

But we know you're still interested!

#89 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 04:52 PM"

Well...maybe I am is that such a crime?

#90 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 05:15 PM

Not a crime, I guess, but a definite turn-off for us women who are only into straight guys.

#93 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-09-23 05:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Not a crime, I guess, but a definite turn-off for us women who are only into straight guys.

#93 | Posted by CalifChris

Oh darn and I got my hopes up so high [sign] OK Larry bend over I guess I can give you another Gimme "goose"

#94 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 06:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Larry, Gimme is offering you a goose.

RUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!

#95 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 08:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah I know Lisa. Dude ruined the tool thread. I ain't too happy bout it either.

Larry

#96 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-09-23 08:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Larry:

Gimme doesn't mean any harm. He thinks he's funny.

Maybe we should chip in and buy him a new sense of humor!! : )

#97 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Larry:

Gimme doesn't mean any harm. He thinks he's funny.

Maybe we should chip in and buy him a new sense of humor!! : )

#98 | Posted by Lisa

Memo to self: lay off of Larry and start messing with Lisa's posts BIG-TIME!!!!!

#98 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

#99

Try it and I'll " snuff" you out!!!

#99 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

#99

Try it and I'll " snuff" you out!!!

#100 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:36 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Really Disturbingly Kinky Cheesehead Into Snuff Sex

#100 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

I wasn't refering to sex.

I was thinking of learning to use a firearm.

#101 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

I wasn't refering to sex.

I was thinking of learning to use a firearm.

#102 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:42 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Budding Son Of Sam

#102 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

#103 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:48 PM | Reply | Flag MOTHER OF SAM

#103 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Two can play that game, Mister!!

#104 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

#103 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:48 PM | Reply | Flag MOTHER OF SAM

#104 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:51 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Lame Copycat Of A World Renowned Disser

#105 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Two can play that game, Mister!!

#105 | Posted by Lisa

No shit! Speaking of my brother in insults where is Monte?

#106 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:55 PM | Reply LOOKS LOVELY IN HIS PINK BOA AND TIARRA AS HE WORKS THE STREETS

#107 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:55 PM | Reply LOOKS LOVELY IN HIS PINK BOA AND TIARRA AS HE WORKS THE STREETS

#108 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 10:58 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Jealous

#108 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 11:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

No shit! Speaking of my brother in insults where is Monte?

Having a good jerk-off session as he fantasizes about short overweight oil rig workers who live in a slum.

Let him be. God knows his pleasures in life are few and far between.

#109 | Posted by goatman at 2009-09-23 11:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hi Goatman!!! Welcome back!!!

#110 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Have a good vacation? Nice visit with your son?

#111 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 10:55 PM | Reply LOOKS LOVELY IN HIS PINK BOA AND TIARRA AS HE WORKS THE STREETS

#109 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 11:05 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)BUT RUINED THE LOOK WHEN NOT REMOVING THE FISH BEFORE PUTTING ON THE FISH NET STOCKINGS

#112 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

#109 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 11:05 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)BUT RUINED THE LOOK WHEN NOT REMOVING THE FISH BEFORE PUTTING ON THE FISH NET STOCKINGS

#113 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:12 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Pissed Cause She Wanted The Fish For A Dildo

#113 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 11:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm not touching that one, Gimme.

Bad!!

#114 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

Have a good vacation? Nice visit with your son?

Excellent even though the home team (Astros) lost at my granddaughter's first ball game. But she had a good time her first time at the beach. I'm quickly learning that spoiling a grandchild costs much more than raising a child properly. *grin*

Went to the border and tied one on in Piedras Negras -- also lotsa fun. I should have remembered my Navy days and stayed away from the mezcal, though. I ate the worm for the first time in 30 years. Montezuma was avenged.

Back to the beach in Corpus the last three days and saw a shitstorm the likes of which I haven't seen in a while. It was fun, though. Just walk down the beach naked (no one else is foolish enough to be there to see you) and enjoy it. Luckily Jeeps are immune to water because I didn't have the top on it and I would have gotten stuck without it! The rain was fierce and even the packed sand became swampy. Glad I had plastic trash bags I was able to put my sleeping bag and camera in or it would have all been soaked

Saw lots of friends and relatives during the week I spent in N Texas. You'd think the jerks would cook for me, but they keep giving me the apron! LOL I don't mind, though.

#115 | Posted by goatman at 2009-09-23 11:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm not touching that one, Gimme.

Bad!!

#115 | Posted by Lisa

My muthuh thanks you, my fathuh thanks you, my bruthahs and sistahs thank you and most of I thank you!!!

[Does victory dance]

#116 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 11:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Awww...I'm glad you had a great time!!!

#117 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

"My muthuh thanks you, my fathuh thanks you, my bruthahs and sistahs thank you and most of I thank you!!!

[Does victory dance]

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

Like everything else in your life, that was premature.

#118 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Like everything else in your life, that was premature.

#119 | Posted by Lisa

Funny you didn't complain after the Packer games back in Wisconsin or were you thinking about Brett Favre those times?

#119 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-23 11:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ummm....that isn't making sense to me.

Running out of funny are ya??

#120 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 11:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm sorry me lady but even the Great Gimme has a dud once in a blue moon shall I kiss your Highness' Royal Heinie now or in the Royal Bed Chambers later?

#121 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-24 12:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

Larry, my Larry, you're so sweet and kind,
get your ass back in school...a job you will find!

Oh Larry, Larry, you march to the beat of your own drum
Now go out there and find a job you lazy bum!

#34 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-23 09:42 AM | Reply | Flag:

Fixed that for you Lisa, you're welcome!

LOL!

#122 | Posted by member2586 at 2009-09-24 10:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

#123

Think that was funny??

How about this:

Member dear Member, what's this I have heard! Your wife has left you, flew out like a bird.

The rumor has spread that she wasn't satisfied,
Calling yourself "MEMBER", she found out you lied!!!!

#123 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-24 10:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

Are ya laughing Member??

LOL

I was when I wrote the last two lines!!

LMBO

Sorry....couldn't help myself! Sometimes my fingers don't listen to "NOOOOO DON'T DO IT!!!"

#124 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-24 10:31 AM | Reply | Flag:

I think you mistake me for FrankF2.5.

#125 | Posted by member2586 at 2009-09-24 10:33 AM | Reply | Flag:

That was actually very funny!

#126 | Posted by member2586 at 2009-09-24 10:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

Here, I'll make one up about me:

My name is Lisa as you all know,
Disgutingly sweet is all that I show.

But I am guillible that is a fact,
I'll buy that cheap swampland...gotta go pack!

Blonde moments are plenty, in my life I'll say.
I keep my family laughing, each and every day.

Sometimes I take subjects way to the heart,

But isn't that better than hearing me f***??

#127 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-24 10:41 AM | Reply | Flag:

#127

Thank you! Thank you!

And on that note, gotta fly myself. Have a great day Member....you know I love ya!!!

#128 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-24 10:47 AM | Reply | Flag: