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you need some new spank material?

redtube, bro. redtube.

Larry -

I'm not actually familiar with that commercial, but I just happen to have in my stable at this very moment several possibilities that might fit the bill:
3.bp.blogspot.com
farm3.static.flickr.com
www.ssqq.com
brightbytes.com
All have lovely personalities.
~Cadenhead, Esq.

Ummmmmmm Yeah Doc like totally weirded out with all but number 3. Ummmmmmm like that messes up My mental vibes know what I am saying??

Larry

"All have lovely personalities."

In other words, they are ugly!

Is her name Nancy Ajram, Larry?

Yeah, Larry. Just fooling around. I know you've been doing a lot the last few months and I was just wondering, did you ever try any of those college classes? What type of subjects are you interested in?

Nah Doc I can't start until Late Jan early Fed. That's when I'll have the money to go. Can't wait.

Larry

A1st Dude not sure. It could be. The face on the commercial is kinda small so not sure.

Can you link to the commercial?

Going back to school Larry? Good for you!!

As far as looking for some commercial...I've not seen it so I can't help out either.

I wished I could A1st. It's only on My TeeVee.

Go on, Lisa, send him your pic.

Doc,

I have met Larry in person! He knows what I look like!!

And my pic goes right along with the ones you posted, Doc! lol

Yeah Lisa I hope it helps. Can't hurt Ya know.

Well, except for the tall lady.

I'm short.

No it won't Larry!! I've been telling you for years now to learn a trade and start your own business! Recall that??

What do you think you'll go for?

Yeah Doc I've met Lisa.

"Yeah Doc I've met Lisa."

Note the tone of excitment in THAT post!!

LOL

I don't know Yet. I plan to take a tour at WSU and hope to figure something out then in December.

And my pic goes right along with the ones you posted, Doc! lol
#14 | Posted by Lisa

You're an 8-foot tall, Ubangi-lipped, long-necked Balinese blonde with a beard? Never, in my wildest dreams...

No Doc...not the tall part.

Everything else fits.

The hairiness I get from my Italian mother.

My dad had told me often he wanted to ring my neck.

And I tan well.

#20

That's awesome Larry!!

We'll support you in whatever area you want to go into!

Sorry Lisa I just got the dizzies and I am barely seeing straight. (New heart medicine is all) It will take a while to get used to.

Larry

I hope it works better for you Larry!

Hey Doc???? You have mail.

"Note the tone of excitment in THAT post!!"

Yeah, the big dawg sounds like he's really straining at the leash!

#22 | Posted by Lisa
FF for Lisa!

"I plan to take a tour at WSU"

Wichita State? Would you commute? It's a nice campus.

"I just got the dizzies and I am barely seeing straight."

I'm like that, without the meds!

Doc,

I sent you an email so you can see why Larry contains his excitement!!

LOL

But hey, my husband thinks I'm beautiful so that's all that matters....even without makeup!!

Wichita State? Would you commute? It's a nice campus.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-09-23 08:47 AM | Reply


Yeah probably. It's only an hour away. Can't afford housing right now.

Larry

"You have mail."

Didn't come through quite right.


"It's only an hour away."

If you're taking less than a full load of courses (full load probably = 15 hours or something like that) you might be able to work your schedule so you only have to make the commute 2-3 days a week. Suggest you start out slow, if you haven't been before, lest you end up overwhelmed, doing a less than personally satisfactory job of it in all the classes by getting spread out too much. It'll take some getting used to. But you're curious, interested in things, so you'll probably love it. (Some of the required courses may be a pain in the ass but they're hoops you jump through.) It'll be a wonderful adventure, Larry.


"You have mail."


"Didn't come through quite right.

Yes it did.

That's my picture!!!

Lisa, I don't know how to put this but the image looks a bit, well, vacant.

(Nothing personal: As in "not there.")

Ok Doc...I resent it.

Thanks Doc. I may see about the Dorms too who knows. I spent 6 months in a "Dorm" so I don't know. Least these dorm rooms You can leave without breaking the law LMAO

Larry

Larry:

My brother has a business making beds, desks, tables etc for dorm rooms.

Useless trivia #1

That's interesting Lisa. How did that come about anyways??

Well Larry,

Kraft foods and a smaller family owned business who made furniture were fighting over him.

The small company won out because they offered him VP within 3 years.

He did get that position, then decided to venture out on his own and decided on dorm, office, etc., furniture.

The rest is history!

Useless trivia #2

Gnarly dudette that is totally trippy Lisa. Kewl beans.

Larry

Ok Doc...check again.

I hope this time it works.

Larry, I think I found the commercial you were looking for:

www.youtube.com

But that's no girl, it's Jason Alexander. And he's not wearing a sexy hat.

No RCADE I am serious. This hawt chick is on the one with the 4 coke cups being filled. It's a relatively new commercial. Oh well least You tried RCADE. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh

Larry


Hey Tarrant County Boy,

Masthead?


www.fanpix.net

I just like the hat...

The hairiness I get from my Italian mother.

#22 | Posted by Lisa

I thought you said you weren't hirsute?


That's my picture!!!

#32 | Posted by Lisa

You sent Doc a pix? What am I chopped liver?

That's OK my pix of rcade isn't too frayed yet

I get a warm feeling every time I see a picture of that tallest in the world gal.

Man, I would love to meet her and maybe arm wrestle.

I get a warm feeling every time I see a picture of that tallest in the world gal.

Man, I would love to meet her and maybe arm wrestle.

Posted by silver_ironist at 2009-09-23 11:41 PM | Reply


I betcha You're short enough that SHE could rest HER beer on top of Your head while ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm You get the idear I am sure.

Larry

That woman is REALLY tall.

I'm glad I'm short!

"What am I chopped liver?"

More like chicken liver.

Either way...you don't get a picture.

Yeah I'd love to Marry Her. She could kick My ass and I would just smile all the way. Yummmmmmmm

Larry

Whatever floats your boat, Larry.

I like not being taller than my husband. He's 6'1"...I'm 5'2".

He uses my head for an arm rest.

But....I can limbo without ducking.

I win every time!!

Heading to bed Larry.

Have a great evening!

Ciao!!

But that's no girl, it's Jason Alexander. And he's not wearing a sexy hat.

Hey, when you got hair as sexy as THAT you don't cover it up with a hat!

a picture online of the girl in that sexy hat that appears in the McDonalds softdrink commercial

Couldn't find yer pic Larry but did find this...

www.youtube.com

Ronald McDonald's Daughter is teh new hawtness in Japan.

Be Well.


Sorry Lisa I just got the dizzies and I am barely seeing straight. (New heart medicine is all) It will take a while to get used to.


Larry

#24 | Posted by LarryMohr


Larry--check with your doctor--but it sounds like the dosage might need to be cut--or changed.

Side effects are something to adhere to ..

Sincerely,

Dr. Murphy

Nighters Lisa

I'm 5'2".

#50 | Posted by Lisa


I'm 5'3" with thick socks! lol

Yes Dr Murphy will do.

"What am I chopped liver?"

More like chicken liver.

Either way...you don't get a picture.

#48 | Posted by Lisa


WTF!!! I'm nice to you Lisa. I've never ever picked on you even once. Com'on one picture? Pretty, pretty please?


If you don't I'll lay off of both CC and Larry and come after you with both guns blazing you little cheesehead!!!

I like not being taller than my husband. He's 6'1"...I'm 5'2".

He uses my head for an arm rest.

#50 | Posted by Lisa


Your husband is stupid he should take advantage of your shortness to pile drive you into the floor with his elbow


Gimme a pix cheesehead or I'll bring in my big guns

Yeah I'd love to Marry Her. She could kick My ass and I would just smile all the way. Yummmmmmmm

#49 | Posted by LarryMohr


I can kick your ass Larry how come you never asked me to marry you?

#59

You couldn't kick your way out of a paper bag.

Check your mail, Gimme.

Because Gimme if I were to Marry a Man He would have to be a STUD and not a dud like You. Sorry.

Larry

I tried calling RCADE out, I just got more topics banished lol. Ok I admit that I was just kinda pissed about not leaving the samurai sword story up a lot longer.

LOL

Good one Larry!

Thanks Lisa.

Forget the McCoca-Cola hussy, Larry.

Here's something you can wax your carrot to - in STYLE - she's French!

www.youtube.com

Gyrating, undulating hips......OMG!

You'll thank me after you've crustified a few dozen couples' worth of grey gym socks...

www.dailymotion.com

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