Video: Tom Delay on 'Dancing with the Stars'

All you little fussbudgets are just jealous. With this fabulous video, Tom DeLay has proven that he is a marvelous and provocative entertainer as well as a thoughtful political leader.

Tom and I join hands to say "Touche'" to you!

Be Cistern.

-Well Skipperton

#11 | Posted by cbob at 2009-09-22 02:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ugh!

#12 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-09-22 03:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

Dude seriously has no class.

#13 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2009-09-22 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

Is BL2 pulling his pud while watching this???

#14 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2009-09-22 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

OMGosh.

I wanna poke my eyes out.

#15 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-09-22 03:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Never in the History of the Western World ------ has an "Innocent" Man Delayed his Day of Vindication for So Long!

#16 | Posted by Redneckville at 2009-09-22 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ugh! hmmf Ohh aahh yeah...

#12 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-09-22 03:02 PM

FTFY

#17 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2009-09-22 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

That little bum-shake was to show prosecutors he's not afraid of going to prison.

#18 | Posted by smeg at 2009-09-22 05:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

#17 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

I don't think soooooo...lol

#19 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-09-22 05:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

My eyes! My eyes! Oh my God!

Pardon me while I go get a pointy stick to poke my own eyes out.....wait....

Oh yeah!
I didn't watch it!
Thank all the gods for small favors!

#20 | Posted by frankf55 at 2009-09-22 05:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Have this fucking felon dance his way behind bars. He is still under indictment but yet America's media still manages to make him a superhero along with scrotum face Rove

#21 | Posted by nema at 2009-09-22 07:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

This asshole should be sent to the Marshall Islands where he arranged indentured servant/slave camps for shirt manufacturing.

#22 | Posted by nutcase at 2009-09-22 07:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

yet America's media still manages to make him a superhero along with scrotum face Rove

#21 | Posted by nema

Yea, isn't Rove in contempt of Congress? Ignoring a subpoena? Did it just go away?

#23 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2009-09-22 09:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

Obama better find his tap dancing shoes. He'll be lucking to make this show in 2013.

#24 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-22 09:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

hahahaha..... way to go Tom...
thx for being a sport Cheryl...

#25 | Posted by takitez at 2009-09-22 10:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Whether You love Him or hate Him. You have to give the dude props for being ballzy enough to get upon stage in front of MILLIONS I think His dancing is freaky but at least dude is having fun. Like a kid in the proverbial candy store.

Larry

#26 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-09-22 10:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Fresh from his previous gig "Twisting with the Truth"

#27 | Posted by igmoramus at 2009-09-23 12:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

Tom Delay exibition dancing?

Oh Good Grief!

I was hoping that was just a clip from an old Gong Show.

Will somebody please throw a butterfly net over this guy already!

#28 | Posted by Twinpac at 2009-09-23 12:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

The second best thing that can happen when this Clown is voted out is that we won't have to see Cheryl Burke any more this year, HAPPY DAYS AHEAD!!!!!

#29 | Posted by celisary at 2009-09-23 01:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

Tom Delay is lucky he isn't ballroom dancing with his bunky in a Fed pen somewhere.

#30 | Posted by Timex at 2009-09-23 03:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

Joe should get a prize for posting that video....
What prize, you ask?

An all expense paid trip to Geneva-for his War Crimes Trial for spreading a weapon of mass destruction.

#31 | Posted by frankf55 at 2009-09-23 03:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

Tom "Twinkle Toes" Delay was a Delight!

Better than Bill Clinton's horizontal mambo with Lewinski.

You libtards should stop hatin' and start appreciatin'. Word up bitches!

#32 | Posted by utastaff at 2009-09-23 07:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

is this the Gong Show? I like Tom but holy crap..

#33 | Posted by bph320 at 2009-09-23 09:42 AM | Reply | Flag:

The only thing that could make me sicker to watch would be DeLay dancing with Limpbaugh. That was just revolting! BLECH!

#34 | Posted by DawnGlo at 2009-09-23 09:48 AM | Reply | Flag:

#32 - Posts like that make you sound like a right-wing cartoon character. Gotta drag out the old Clinton bj again. What about all the "horizontal mambos" featuring your side of the aisle?

#35 | Posted by cbob at 2009-09-23 10:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

Curse jay leno for sneaking this onto his show last night. That which is seen cannot be unseen. hat's next, Larry Craig? At least we know HE'S got rhythm.

You have to give the dude props for being ballzy enough to get upon stage in front of MILLIONS

Larry-I think it's more why does everybody think they deserve to be on TV? Not just Delie and other washed up pols, but any of the Hilton/Springer/idiots at sports events/witnesses etc that show up whenever a camera appears.

#36 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-09-23 11:33 AM | Reply | Flag:

......I expected Palin to be on the show before Delay.....

#37 | Posted by skizziks at 2009-09-23 12:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

all I can say is...

wait for it...

"Bend Over Beethoven" when he goes to jail.
Don't think he'll be laughing then.
More likely crying to "Momma".

#38 | Posted by earthmuse at 2009-09-23 01:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

"The only thing that could make me sicker to watch would be DeLay dancing with Limpbaugh."

NO Actually That Would Be a Ratings "BONANZA" - And a Porn Video Would Be Off the Freakin Charts....Something to Think Over Tom & Rush!!!

#39 | Posted by AntiCadillac at 2009-09-23 01:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

Anti - didn't you hear the latest - that watching porn turns you homo? LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! I am still trying to get the after-image of the bug killer dancing out of my eyes. I may be scarred for life here! Apparently there is no 'video-free zone' anywhere - I've had to change channels three times today and still can't avoid seeing that overandoverandoverandover again. SHUDDER! BLECH! YECH!

#40 | Posted by DawnGlo at 2009-09-23 02:19 PM | Reply | Flag: