Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

"The Republican Party needs to move forward and build on its past, not return to it," Alex Castellanos, a frequent CNN analyst and GOP messaging guru, told the Huffington Post via email. "But if the agenda turns to security, Obama is mired in a no-win mess in Afghanistan, and the Obama administration hasn't created a single job in four years after indebting the nation for generations, maybe Dick Cheney could run on a theme of 'Change'."

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If you want to know what a bunch of no-talent talent the GOP has waiting in the wings for 2012, just consider that there are people within the Party of No who're seriously considering runnng Dick "Shooter" Cheney.

** Cheney for President? **

....of what ?.......Zimbabwe ?........

.....it could work there......he seems to be cut from the same mold as Mugabe......

2012?

Won't he be 109 then?

Since they have already muddied the water on Native born Americans with Obama. They will probably try an get Awnoold in there.

Humm, Chaney/Palin ticket - interesting thought.

Cheney?

Fer POTUS?

You keed!

You don't?

LOL.

Bring it!

Be Well.

"2012?


Won't he be 109 then?" 726

He's a vampire and thus cannot die.


Satan; 'CHENEY!!!!'

Cheney; 'yes, Father, is that you'?

Satan; 'Shut up you little cocksucker. I've got some new plans for you, not listen up'!!

Cheney; 'yes, Father'.

Satan; 'I told you last time not to pick that little bastard Bush, but nooooooo, you wouldn't listen'.

Cheney; 'I-I-I-I uh, I'.....

Satan; 'Listen up, limpdick, Bush wasn't stupid enough to do what we need to get done. He was always praying to his god and trying to think and shit. And now, is he trying to help? No, he's up there sulking in Dallas'.

Cheney; 'What shall I do, sir? Want me to kill 'im?

Satan; 'Cheney, if you weren't the evilest person with a singular sadistic streak, I wouldn't tolerate your stupidity. Now, go out there and get the dumbest, most evil and politically devisive but at the same time, easily manipulated, motherfucker on the planet and run with them'.

Both (in unison)....'Sarah Palin!'......

As a strong Obama supporter I think Cheney would be an excellent candidate in 2012. The GOP should definitely nominate him or Sarah Palin.

We have a secret weapon. Steve Jobs's younger brother Dick.

Dick Jobs for President 2012.

Cheney speaks out of only one side of his mouth to pervent the public from seeing his forked serpent's tongue.
The large package in his trousers is not his manhood, it's where he tucks his tail.

Not with his history of heart problems along with his age.

I do think that his endorsement for the next GOP candidate will probably be as important as Ted Kennedy's was for President Obama.

Dick Cheney would get the majority of the independent vote. Especially after 4 years of Obummer.

I was glad that wasn't the Mclaughlin from the Mclaughlin group,I love that guy."The answer is"I love when he says that

The top job is too out front for Dick Cheney.

He does his best work skulking around behind the scene. Pulling strings, threatening, manipulating, bullinging, fear mongering, lying and, in general, using every underhanded tactic at his disposal to keep the neo-conservative top spinning.

No, being President wouldn't work for Dick Cheney. Too many kleig lights for his level of expertise.

Cheney,like him or not isn't healthy enough to be president.He was weasing away in his interview.I'm sure he has an acolyte to take over though.

Cheney/Palin ticket?

Get real. Our li'l Sarah would take him on a wolf hunting trip in Alaska and push him out of the helicopter.

She don't like being no second banana!

Cheney/Palin ticket?

Get real. Our li'l Sarah would take him on a wolf hunting trip in Alaska and push him out of the helicopter.

She don't like being no second banana!

Posted by Twinpac at 2009-09-02 04:16 AM


Not unless he beats her to it and invites her to go quail hunting first.

Not unless he beats her to it and invites her to go quail hunting first.

#18 | Posted by CalifChris

FF fer CChris.

Be Well.

As "flightly" as li'l Sarah is, Cheney would have to tether her to a tree.

I like my helicopter "solution" better.

Palin's aim is probably better than Cheney's.

#8 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009-09-01 07:48 PM | Reply | Flag: Artistry.

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