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Public health officials are considering promoting routine circumcision for all baby boys born in the United States to reduce the spread of H.I.V., the virus that causes AIDS. "We have a significant HIV epidemic in this country," said Dr. Peter Kilmarx, CDC epidemiologist. "What we've heard from our consultants is that there would be a benefit for infants from infant circumcision, and that the benefits outweigh the risks."

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Make the decision for botched circumcision alien gestation with teeth for castration green towel meets tongue vibrator in the neutrino screen your parallel fluoridated mind control smoothies poured over chemtrails in overhead compartments 'cause there's mercury in your apartments and the water isn't safe isn't safe isn't safe isn't safe isn't safe that was a fucking hot orgasm I just saw in the wall bricks taste the plaid box good soundly

DON'T LET THE REPTILES MAKE YOU EAT THE FUCKING THORAZINE!

-JnD

are they going to make it necessary for the salvation of our people? BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! GTF out of our lives government - if given the chance, most people will do what is not only right for themselves, but right toward others - kill the rest...j/k...

Nanc does not understand the difference of the meaning of the words "promoting" and "mandatory".

Nanc:

The artical states it will only recommend circumcision as a benefit down the road for males.

They aren't suggesting mandating it.

It's nothing more than a public health announcement.

yes, i realize the health benefits of circumcision and have to wonder why THE PUBLIC HEALTH officials have to promote something most pediatricians will tell you. if you're going to get aids or hiv, there is no amount of foreskin you can remove to change that fact - why don't they promote using condoms instead?

better yet - tell guys the out door is just that - the place for the waste to emerge - not for packing it back in!

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I'm thinking the promoting of condoms has been around for many years.

tell guys the out door is just that - the place for the waste to emerge - not for packing it back in!

#6 | Posted by nanc

Lots o' womyns take deliveries in the rear too, lest you need to be reminded.

yes, i realize the health benefits of circumcision and have to wonder why THE PUBLIC HEALTH officials have to promote something most pediatricians will tell you. if you're going to get aids or hiv, there is no amount of foreskin you can remove to change that fact - why don't they promote using condoms instead?

#5 | Posted by nanc

Golly!!! Why not present and/or promote all methods that are efficacious?

Condoms are not a panacea. They can be breached or slip off or be chewed off prior because they can be so damn tasty.

Of course, the only sure method is not to scrump at all. I don't see you promoting that.

How the hell are these infants getting HIV that their penises are involved?

If this is to protect them later in life, then let THEM decide to do it when they're old enough to be doing the sexy.

Infants don't generally have a lot of sex, so leave their parts intact!


tell guys the out door is just that - the place for the waste to emerge - not for packing it back in!


#6 | Posted by nanc


I wonder why you're concerned at all with what people are doing with their own back doors.

I can see the commercials now promoting all infant boys to get circumcized!


UGGGGHHHHH!


Isn't this a decision for the parents?


And isn't there a faith or group like'keepthatforeskin.org' that will be offended by gov't intrusion??

Instead of addressing the group that has the AIDS HIV problems they go after infant boys.

Brillant!

Obama wants to send your little boys to Penile Panels where, if it's discovered they aren't hung like a bull elk in rutting season the gubmint will direct that their balls be cut off by a Hassidic moyl and donated to the Women's Tennis Association. True. You betcha. Yup.
~Sarah "Winky" Palin

but some boys LIKE STD's!:

www.thelocal.se

Hay you guys. I'll bet they got that right out of the constitution. I'm sure somewhere in that document that the government can tell you to get the end of your dick cut to prevent AIDS!!!!

I can see the commercials now promoting all infant boys to get circumcized!

#12 | Posted by MURPHY

Yeah. Like that Pedi Paws thing that somebody invented, basically an offshoot from a dremel tool with a hood.

---

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I'm thinking the promoting of condoms has been around for many years.

#7 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-08-24 10:23 AM | Reply | Flag

Not during the past 8 years it wasn't.

Bush was squashing funding to any school that didn't promote 'abstinence-only'.

Teen pregnancies dropped under Clinton and rose sharply under Bush.

#16 | Posted by ZOT at 2009-08-24 02:12 PM | Reply | Flag: cold shivers!

FF for Zot!

You could call it the "Schmuck-Wow!" No schmuck, less ow

I am circumcised and I ain't got AIDS yet. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

kanrei - how about the "bris cut"?

Thank goodness I got my junk trimmed when my still developing brain couldn't remember (even if it turned out it was just my mind blocking it). I couldn't imagine having to go through that today. Yikes!

the only al frankin joke i ever remembered from his SNL days.

How did the Rabbi at the Bris ceremony get paid?
He only worked tips.

tos needs to go out and BF a few queers


"Tos" will do no such thing, I'm afraid.

Goats don't carry AIDS, Masturbator


How would you like it if I called your girl a cow... or a frog, Tadpole?

The weirdest part of this CDC promoting or thinking of promoting circumcism is that there is no report --no evidence that having a circumcism prevents AIDS HIV.


Why don't they apply some health advise to the gay community to prevent AIDS HIV??

The weirdest part of this CDC promoting or thinking of promoting circumcism is that there is no report --no evidence that having a circumcism prevents AIDS HIV.

Actually, murphy, there have been several studies over the past year that have shown a decrease in HIV transmission in circumsized males. I believe there was even a thread on one of them here on the DR.

Why don't they apply some health advise to the gay community to prevent AIDS HIV??

They have been. For decades.


It's funny, many are acting as if this is the first and only anti-HIV measure the CDC has implemented.

Circumcision is mutilation. Leave it up to the individual to decide if they want to be circumcised. No one has the right to circumcise anyone else.



I could not disagree with the CDC more!

I was traumatized when the ritual of circumcision
was performed on me - I still cannot forgive my
parents for allowing this barbaric ritual to take place.

Thankfully, through the miracle of science (and $12,000)
a gorgeous foreskin has been added to my
member. I am whole again!

Be Well.


#29 | Posted by countmyvote - not necessarily true:

www.apologeticspress.org

God is GOOD!

through the miracle of science (and $12,000)


Are you crazy?

Why don't they apply some health advise to the gay community to prevent AIDS HIV??


They have been. For decades.


JP--

Obviously not enough since they are still dying in droves.

Obviously not enough since they are still dying in droves.

Heteros are still contracting it in droves too.

It's one of the sad realities of HIV-its transmission is exclusively through a low number of specific activities that ALL have ways of preventing transmission. And yet, we can't even slow the thing down.

Only goes to show how rash and destructive humans really are.

Are you crazy?

#32 | Posted by Tosser


I assume that that was a rhetorical question Tosser we're talking about Skip_Peanut_For_A_Brain here


"through the miracle of science (and $12,000)


Are you crazy?

Posted by Tosser"



That's one helluva TIP......!

I assume that that was a rhetorical question Tosser


No, I really think he is crazy if he spent $12,000 on getting his foreskin back when the book on how to do it yourself (without spending a cent) is available.

Link? Tosser

he is crazy if he spent $12,000 on getting his foreskin back when the book on how to do it yourself (without spending a cent) is available.

#37 | Posted by Tosser


I seem to remember seeing an episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit in which one of the interviewees reversed his circumcision.

It had something to do with taping (or otherwise affixing) specialized weights to the soon-to-be foreskin (basically whatever's currently available to roll over the fireman's helmet) and keeping it on for several hours each day.

...IIRC. No shit. Not a book, though, and wouldn't be entirely cost-free...although certainly not $12k.

The episode is available online if you're familiar with the freeloading aspects of das internets (*hackhack* pirate bay *cough*), although *I* certainly don't make that recommendation...

(Respect others' intellectual property, mmmkay?)

www.fathermag.com

Da Book is:

www.amazon.com

Have you seen my foreskin,
on the avenue?
You know he's driving me crazy,
with the funny things he do.

Apologies to Ringo

"www.fathermag.com"


egad. Keratinization. Diminishing sensitivity. (Need help getting it up? Viagra to the rescue!)

No wonder many of us are so sexually repressed, frustrated...

...and thus aggressive.

You needn't be a historian or a political scientist to see the Bigger Dick Foreign Policy Theory at work. It goes like this: 'What? They have bigger dicks? Bomb them!' And of course, the bombs, the rockets, and the bullets are all shaped like penises. Phallic weapons. There's an unconscious need to project the national penis into the affairs of others. It's called 'fucking with people'

~George Carlin

Social conservatives' ululations aside, sexuality (hetero- or homo-) is QUITE NATURAL AND ENCOURAGED by the evolutionary order of nature, and it's best to not deny it in oneself lest insanity one's end goal (Witness the celibate religious devotees who are convinced they have conversations with Gawd. LOL!).

Although the cortex of homo sapiens (particularly the frontal lobes) is more highly developed than those of other animals, we are still very much a part of the animal kingdom - a product of evolution, and thus subject to both of their forces and pressures - despite our most fervent self-congratulatory backslapping!

Rampant sex orgies and even homosexuality are orders of magnitude more prevalent in the animal kingdom, and therefore more "natural", than religion, and/or praying to a sky-wizard...LOL!

Religious hysteria and control over sexuality...just another modality through which the sheep may be kept in line!

Rampant sex orgies and even homosexuality are orders of magnitude more prevalent in the animal kingdom


And that is why them is still animals and we ain't.

My God, Nanc has reached a new level stupidity once again.

"My God, Nanc has reached a new level stupidity once again."

Family motto -- reportedly dating to the time Nanc's ancestors turned a small profit assembling crosses for Emperor Nero -- "Umquam Extrarius, Umquam Pessum" ("Ever outward, ever downward").

Ever outward, ever downward


Is that for the missionary position?

The vast majority of humans dying from hiv/aids are heterosexual. The largest group of new cases is reported in the middle aged (42-60) hetero population, with women having the largest spike of 65%. Followed by hetero teens.

What is funny is that the majority of homosexuals I know are far more monogamous than the hetero couples I know. Far more hetero pedophiles as well.

We as a species are compelled to sexual activity, just as every other animal. It shall remain that way untill humans evolve beyond the pleasure factor.

Not gonna' happen.

I can't wait for the first study which says the foreskin helps prevents cancer. Doctors are always chasing their tails when they start f'ing with nature.

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