Can we please let Texas secede?
(reads the following in his
best Stewie voice from Family Guy)...
Can we like um....shove all the
Neo-con-ultra-fundy-baptists there?
uuum...can we?
Can we, can we, like, shove all of the
Flat-earther-Jaaaaysus-nuts in that state,
and that state alone? hmm?? Can we, can we?
Can we like shove all the
ultra-machine gun toting, Global warming
denying, as stupid as we wanna be,
double-wide trailor court living riff raff
there and be done with it? Hmm? Yes?
Maybe, maybe? Hmm? Can we?
Can we, like, rename Texas, Dumbassia,
and like, let them teach their kids to
be as stupid as the parents want them
to be, and deny Darwin, and deny evolution,
and insist that the world is only like
4000 years old, and like, G.Dumbya was
a great oil loving President, and like,
Dick Cheney was as right as rain and stuff,
and like...hmmm?? Can we? hmmm?? huh?
Whatdoyousay Brian??
Texas...been there, sweated there, smelled that...
you can have it...
oh yeah, and Chuck Norris for President
of Dumbassia!!