Debate Drinking Game --

One swig everytime --

McCain says "my friends"
McCain says "earmarks"
Obama says "ahhh"
Obama says "change"

Feel free to add on to the list.

Wot time does the puck drop agin?

6 on the west coast again?

Sweet!

Spud's off fer chips and salsa and beers.

Feel free to add on to the list.

McCain sez POW.

Obama sez Bush.

If McCain ever mentions Bush then you gotta chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels.

/Don't worry it will never happen.

Be Well.

Chris,
I have seen folks mention the ah thing, but havnt noticed it in the debate.

How bout a shot everytime McAint trys to make a point of guilt by association?

He says he will man up and invoke the name of Ayers himself and not just have the little delicate Sarah the poor northland girl who is afraid of questions from the big bad reporters who try to trick her into sounding as stupid as she seems to be, do his name calling for him.

Any bets if he does, he gets his ass handed to him?

"McCain says "my friends""

The question is, will he say "Ayers" or will he chicken out? I hope he does. It will be the last gasp of his campaign.

Spud and OldWhiskeySour

Okay, the last three added on this list are the ones you guys suggested in your posts above.

Everyone else -- feel free to just copy this list and add your "every time _____ says____"
on to the last one on the list.

Debate Drinking Game

One swig everytime --

McCain says "my friends"
McCain says "earmarks"
Obama says "ahhh"
Obama says "change"
McCain sez "POW"
Obama sez "Bush"
McCain "trys to make a point of guilt by association"
_____________________
_____________________
_____________________

One swig everytime --

McCain says "my friends"
McCain says "earmarks"
Obama says "ahhh"
Obama says "change"
McCain sez "POW"
Obama sez "Bush"
McCain "trys to make a point of guilt by association"
Obama says "95%"
Obama says "Hillary" - she's going to be sitting right in from of them.
Obama says "comprehensive"
Obama says "erratic and unsteady"

I think McCain is going to try something different. I've been thinking about it and I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't come out real hard against illegal immigrants. It would play well with his base and might even connect with disgruntled workers losing jobs. Could backfire too because of his earlier sponsorship of the immigration bill which failed. I hope Obama forsees this possiblity and is ready for it. That's the only issue I can think of that might help him at this point.

I think McCain is going to try something different.
Posted by danni

He better, but I have no faith in his advisors.

McCain says "my friends"
McCain says "earmarks"
Obama says "ahhh"
Obama says "change"
McCain sez "POW"
Obama sez "Bush"
McCain "trys to make a point of guilt by association"
Obama says "95%"

McCain sez "Ayers"
Obama sez "Vicki Iseman"
McCain sez "Wright"
Obama sez "Hagee"
McCain sez "Rezko'
Obama sez "Keating"

Be Well.

/Sorry, WhizGoo, but in order to play you can't just be a partisan hack who only offers up suggestion fer one side.
//Try a more bipartisan approach.
///use yer words.

Drink on Obama's phrases, and get obliviated:

misspoke
not the guy I knew
change
spiritual advisor
christian
J-O-B
4 more years of Bush,etc.
clingy redneck small-town Americans
Popeye's/Col. Sanders chicken for breakfast

get obliviated

~Crookflesh

Sounds like Cookie is halfway there already.

Be Well.

/Sorry, WhizGoo, but in order to play you can't just be a partisan hack who only offers up suggestion fer one side.
Posted by dethspud

Yeah, right. I noticed that 1 Obama sez, and thought the same thing ,einstein.

How about a toke every time Bob Schieffer looks at a candidate like he can't believe what he just heard. He does that a lot, btw.

Also, if he would have the Moment of Zen like on Sunday mornings, that would be nice.

Obama long shots:

I was only 8 years old.
Fucking Joe is an idiot. Katies was closed 20 years ago
Who said FDR addressed the American public on tv in 29?
Joe didn't break any laws, and $2m is not much comapred to $700b
George earns more than a buck a week, and the hut isn't that bad.
Acorn, err ah...
Hillary, you look exceptionally hot tonight

If you really want to get plastered you just have to take a drink every time you hear McThusela wheeze.

McCain says: Sambo keeps bringing up Keating 5 and now it's costing me VA and it's NOT FAIR!!!!

McCain says: Sambo keeps bringing up Keating 5 and now it's costing me VA and it's NOT FAIR!!!!

#16 | Posted by briwo

I'd piss myself, get drunk, and wait 4 years. It would be worth it.

McCain says "my friends"
McCain says "earmarks"
Obama says "ahhh"
Obama says "change"
McCain sez "POW"
Obama sez "Bush"
McCain "trys to make a point of guilt by association"
Obama says "95%"

McCain sez "Ayers"
Obama sez "Vicki Iseman"
McCain sez "Wright"
Obama sez "Hagee"
McCain sez "Rezko'
Obama sez "Keating"

Y'all best call the ambulance beforehand if you're gonna drink that much.

It was bad enough last time. 15 minutes of "my friends" and I was out 18 bottles of High Life and out cold.

Last time I played the drinking game with some friends was a Bush SOTU. I can't remember the keywords, I think "terror" was one of them and one guy had to drink 5 shots if he said Bin Laden(he didn't, of course). It rapidly degenerated into chaos, "Oh shit, let's get pissed anyway". I don't quite remember the end of it, I do remember the hangover.

My friends, the GOP is puttin' on ayres. You betcha. herm

I think tonight they focus on Domestic affairs, so "Pockistan" should be a double.

At the end, the liberal elite in the media will declare Obama victory again --- another movie rerun.

Poor McCain. The liberals were for you when you were busting the repubs your own party; and now that you have exercised the audacity to go against the libeal messiah, everyone has turned against you.

But remember, don't lose your cool, before, during, or after the debate, because there is going to be a NOVEMBER surprise!

Everything will boil down to Ohio again! (Glad ACORN's dirty work for Obama in Ohio has been legally challenged as of now)

Meds, easy, meds.

But remember, don't lose your cool, before, during, or after the debate, because there is going to be a NOVEMBER surprise!
Posted by takitez

It appears McCain has pulled out of Wisconsin. Not verified by his campaign, but it's been reported today.

COOKFISH

Even though I disagree with your politics 100% -

Good luck to the Phillies. They played a great NLCS series. And I say that as a former L.A. resident and Dodgers fan.

When Elijah challenged the followers of Baal, he urged them to pour as much water as they like on the altar Elijah built. Yet fire came down and burnt his sacrifice.

'If'...

The good Lord wish for any candidate to win, no matter what the polls, or media bias, or money power, the person of His choice will win.

Pile on!

TAKITEZ

The polls and focus groups the media report on are made up of average voters. The media reports.

Listening to your idea of 'good media' like Savage/Rush/Hannity reminds me of high school history class where they showed us Goebels propaganda movies from Germany before and during WW2. Those assholes are the most unAmerican haters you could ever imagine. The only difference between them and Nazi propaganda is that they speak English. It's really evil stuff.

The polls have been wrong before....

2000, 2004.... and who knows in 2008?

Where is Hillary's INEVITABILITY? (does that ring a bell?).

Wisgod-
How do youins pronouncify that there ferin word "Pakistan" 'round yer parts?

Wisgod-
How do youins pronouncify that there ferin word "Pakistan" 'round yer parts?

#31 | Posted by BetelG

Oh look. Boyd is black tonight.

Oh look. WisGod is an asshole, just like he or she is every night.

Seriuosly, though, WisGod - What's the proper pronunciation of "Pakistan"? (Given that the most prominent members of your party can't seem to pronounce "nuclear" correctly, I eagerly await your answer for the definitive word on the subject)

Pakistan

You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.

#35 | Posted by BetelG

Pack-is-stan. If that's a problem, take it up with foreign affairs expert, Joe Biden.

i'm hoping mccain takes the gloves off.

If Obama sez Sweet Potato Pie you have to chug a bottle of JD

If McCain says Ayers or Domestic Terrorist chaug a bottle... cause it won't happen...McCain is a pussy.

funniest vid.

#37 | Posted by nanc

That was good!

Seriuosly, though, BetelG - did you find it funny?

Seems like the RNC is pulling its ads out of Wisconsin to concentrate on some red states that are turning blue or purple. But it has been hopeless for McCain in Wisconsin for some time now, or so it seems. Are you in Wisconsin, WisGod? What do you think?

Latest Wisconsin polls have Obama in double digit leads. At this point it just seems impossible that McCain could win there or nationally. He needs a miracle. He might win on points tonight(more likely, he'll lose on points) but he needs a lot more than that. Perhaps he'll go for broke with Ayres and Wright tonight but Obama has had that squared away since Hillary tried them out and went nowhere. Obama's too savvy to get down in the mud with McCain besides having no taste for it, so McCain could totally destroy himself if he's not careful.

For those of you who may not go back to the Sarah IQ thread:

As it has been pointed out, there is the possibility that this was a hoax, if so, I will recant of course.

I had no reason to doubt it as the woman believes the earth is 6,000 yrs old and humans and dinosaurs co-exsisted...
I also checked other sources which were running with it and Snopes was undetermined.

If I jumped the gun, I apologize, but only knowing the info I had back then, I would do it again.

Sometimes when you try and scoop, it turns and bites you.
No problem, I'm a big boy and can admit when I fucked up.

#95 | Posted by briwo at 2008-10-15 07:14 PM

On Sunday morning just before Obama said 'my Muslim faith' to Stephanopoulos (plus his polls were a bit low), I saw Obama's butt exposed in a vision.

Then I knew Obama was going to face an embarassing moment, and he did..... lol.

Are you in Wisconsin, WisGod? What do you think?

Posted by BlueInBushland

Yes, in Wi. CBS poll had Mcain down 17%, but I don't believe that. Looks like John did.

You're an idiot.

#35 | Posted by BetelG

Pack-is-stan. If that's a problem, take it up with foreign affairs expert, Joe Biden.

#36 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-10-15 07:09 PM

in affort to settle this, let's say:

In America, it is pronounced Packistan
However, in the rest of the English speaking world, it's Pockistan.

It's the way the A is pronounced, that a that rhymes with pack is uniquley American I believe.

Sometimes when you try and scoop, it turns and bites you.
No problem, I'm a big boy and can admit when I fucked up.

#95 | Posted by briwo

No foul. We've all done. Well except for....

McCain needs to look at Obama and tell him politely that his economic plan has been tried before under the Soviet Union and Cuba.

It's called "Trickle Up Poverty".

Swoosh!

+it

Murphy-
Obama would respond that we're seeing the fruition of the Bush/McCain economic plan daily.

In England, Pakistan is usually pronounced Park-is-tan, sometimes Pack-is-tan. Paki-bashing was always pronounced Packy bashing when I worked there which is more than twenty years ago now.

Stop with the Pakistan....I'm already kicked in the ass, and running low on beer.

Your candidate is going to get creamed, Murphy. Obama has the temperament of the cool side of the pillow, and any attacks from McCain will be shut down easily and will only make McCain seem desperate and erratic.

In Pakistan and most of the rest of the world it's pronounced "POCK - ee - stahn"

Alaskans pronounce Alaska differently than we do in the lower 48. Hawaiians pronounce Hawaii "Ha - VA - ee. Different regions put the emphasis on different syllables of state's names.

There's a town called Lafayette here. The locals pronounce it "La - FAY - it". We were taught in school about "La - fee - ETTE" - the explorer.

WISGOD

My favorite uncle drank only Old Milwaukee beer. Because I was a broke teenager I developed a taste for it. Hey, it was free and did the trick LOL

AU--is Old Milwaukee like Pabst?

I goota hurry--have two files to get out of here--be back.

Trickle up Poverty--yup--that's Obama's plan alright.

after the debate, I will come back here and re-read comments!

going in, McCain says he will whip Obama, and he will bring up Ayers. What's the odds? Saying this upfront puts McCain at a disadvantage, what's up?

Obama's radio commercial on Ayers has been getting a lot of play, plus Anneberg's support of McCain, as well as Obama and Ayers (Anneberg worked for Reagan) Mrs Anneberg listed as supporter on McCain's web site. She hired Obama and also worked with Ayers, that's neat! Strange Bedfellows!

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

WISGOD

My favorite uncle drank only Old Milwaukee beer.
Posted by AMERICANUNITY

I think it was the last beer in the Milwaukee area that was still produced in tin cans. I have some in my beer can collection, and they're rusted.

MURPHY

I can only recall one can of Pabst looooong ago. Don't remember how it tastes. I did like Old Milwaukee though.

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

#58 | Posted by BetelG

They serve it at every wedding in Wisconsin. The next day, you could shit through a screen door and never hit a wire.

Trickle up Poverty--yup--that's Obama's plan alright.

#56 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-10-15 07:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

...by giving tax cuts to the middle-class?

That hits the problem with your analysis and advice, Murphy. You think that most Americans see tax cuts for the middle class as Bolshevism, because you're a wing-nut ( pssst: most people aren't).

WISGOD

Did you ever see the story about the guy who decorated his whole house with beer cans?

"On Sunday morning just before Obama said 'my Muslim faith' to Stephanopoulos (plus his polls were a bit low), I saw Obama's butt exposed in a vision.

"Then I knew Obama was going to face an embarassing moment, and he did..... lol."

Posted by takitez at 2008-10-15 07:19 PM

On Sunday morning, February 4, 2007, I had a vision that a fool, who's also an ass, would join the Drudge Retort within a day.

and he did..... lol.

Obama's radio commercial on Ayers has been getting a lot of play, plus Anneberg's support of McCain, as well as Obama and Ayers (Anneberg worked for Reagan) Mrs Anneberg listed as supporter on McCain's web site. She hired Obama and also worked with Ayers, that's neat! Strange Bedfellows!

#57 | Posted by onna

From the Obama campaign....

Radio Ad: Transcript

"John McCain's campaign told the press if the election is about the economy, he'll lose. Now as Americans lose their jobs and savings, McCain is resorting to desperate attacks the press calls "smears and false".

Bill Ayers is a professor of education who once served with Obama on a school reform board, a board funded by conservative Republicans[The Annenbergs] tied to McCain. When Ayers committed crimes in the 60s, Obama was eight years old. Obama condemned those despicable acts. Ayers has had no role in Obama's campaign and will have no role in his administration. Obama says this campaign should be about how to fix our economy, help small businesses and homeowners on Main Street and crack down on Wall Street abuses. And John McCain, with no plan to fix our economy, smears are all he has left.

I'm Barack Obama, candidate for President, and I approve this message."

Does it for me, but I'm a leftist tool.

And I had another vision, that I would remember that priceless moment for 1-1/2 years and join myself and wait an additional 4 months to post an insult.

truthsetyoufree, Date of DR Birth: 2008/06/13

Alcoholics Anonymous's official drinking game for tonight.

One drink everytime VP candidate Sarah Palin is seen in the audience.

One drink/pint/six pack everytime VP candidate Sarah Palin is seen talking to reporters after the debate.

LOL NULLI!

(But, they can't tell anyone they're playing because they're 'anonymous')

Yes, in Wi. CBS poll had Mcain down 17%, but I don't believe that. Looks like John did....#44 | Posted by wisgod

InWi. I see, I think. I was unnecessarily rude to you two or three weeks ago. I take it all back. Sorry.

I was unnecessarily rude to you two or three weeks ago. I take it all back. Sorry.

#70 | Posted by BlueInBushland

No hard feelings and thanks.

I"m gonna have to tape the NLCS game for later viewing.

Hmm, do I want swig Southern Comfort or Black Russians for tonight's debate drinking game?

Which one will hurt the least when I wake up manana?

Menudo soup for tomorrow's breakfast anyone?

Chris, I think either one would be nasty the next morning. Too much sugar in booze hurts manana.

CHRIS

Save some for 'hair of the dog' in the morning and you won't feel a thing ....

Someone emailed me a spoof "Bingo" card for tonight's debate.

Every square is "My Friends"

CC,
If you take a pull on "my friends", you won't make it to the 2nd question.

I heard a McCain insider explain that "My Friends" (plural) is an endearment. "My Friend" (singular) is an insult. "Little Jerk" is the highest form of compliment one on one.

The main wild card tonight is Bob Scheiffer.

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

~BetelG

Point to BetelG fer the "Blue Velvet" reference.

Will McCain turn into Frank tonight?

Hopefully he will let the mask slip and let the world get a glimpse of the real John McCain.

Be Well.

Spud whadup? U.S. pols more fun?

Dual, virtual monitors are the shit.

The location favours Obama...Hempstead.

The main wild card tonight is Bob Scheiffer.

~BetelG

Good eye, BG!

Most people don't know that one.

Bob Schieffer's brother Tom was President of the Texas Rangers in Arlington Texas at the same time George W Bush was the owner.

Tom helped Bush turn a 600,000 dollar investment in the team into a 15 million dollar profit after the team was sold to Tom Hicks.

Tom Schieffer was subsequently given a cushy ambassatorial gig to Australia by a grateful Dumbya.

However, unlike folks on the right with their shameful cries to replace Gwen Ifill the left has recognised the fact that the moderators have less influence on POTUS debates than they do in the primary debates and have pretty much shrugged this connection off.

Still worth noting however.

G08ama!

Be Well.

In 2007 at American taxpayers' expense, Obama went to Kenya to campaign for Odinga, a Muslim extremist conspiring to use voilence to win the election --- and many Kenyans died. Odinga's theme too was CHANGE.

Is McCain keeping this as a surprise revelation after the debate?

Frank Fahenkopf looks like a Jenni Craig version of Dick Cheney.

Who took my Soledad O'Brien nude pics?

Spud whadup? U.S. pols more fun?

Laws yes, are you kidding?

That were our 3rd election in the last six years.

Harper's Conservatards went in with a minority government and went out with a minority government.

All of which was predicted well in advance.

* YAWN *

Be Well.

/Shhh ...it begins!

In 2007 at American taxpayers' expense, Obama went to Kenya to campaign for Odinga, a Muslim extremist conspiring to use voilence to win the election --- and many Kenyans died. Odinga's theme too was CHANGE.

Is McCain keeping this as a surprise revelation after the debate?

#84 | Posted by takitez at 2008-10-15 08:38 PM |

NO

Posted by dethspud

Wooo hoooooo!!! Sir Spud!!!

How are you my favorite Canadian??

Who took my Soledad O'Brien nude pics?

Posted by Corky

Not me. I kissed a girl and I hated it. -Keith O.

These guys will be seated close together.

Will old man smell win out? What about Popeye's?

We'll see, won't we?

Ya gotta love Bob.

McSame is already taking notes. Alzheimers is a bitch!

to campaign for Odinga

Odinga ate my baby!!!

~Takeyermeds

Yer funny!

Be Well.

300b???!!!

Were's the old guys flag pin?

Damn, we shoulda picked "Angry" as one of the words in the drinking game.

Be Well.

good start for mccain.

And fortunately McSame has as his adviser the biggest Freddie/Fannie lobbyist ever!

you Betcha!

Fuck you McCain. I payed my bills and I want mine.

obama is already getting gray headed

Wooo hoooooo!!! Sir Spud!!!

How are you my favorite Canadian??

Spud is doing just swell luffly Lady Lisa.

Ta fer askin!

Hope you and yers are swell as well.

Be Well.

Fanny and Freddy Mae??????

good start for mccain.

#98 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-10-15 09:05 PM

riiiiiiiigggghhhhtttt..that's why McSame is blinking like an owl in a hailstorm.

joe the plumber....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and you people.

Wisgod- your home values will go down if the housing market continues to die. greedy fuck.

A Sarah momnet by McSame! Will he wink?

The C-Span feed sucks.

gop--friend of the laboring class

plumber McButtCRACK.

MSNBC is the same.

The C-Span feed sucks.

#109 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-10-15 09:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yes it fucking does!

Commie!!!!!

Obama's specifics.

1. Quit rewarding outsourcers.

2. Tax cuts fer the middle class.

3. Help homeowners keep their homes w/o it being a giveaway to the banks.

4. Fix healthcare.

Okay, that's pretty specific.

Selective interpretation from McCain with a single example?

You'll raise taxes!!! sez John.

And spend!!!

Obama nicely call Grampa McGrumpy a liar.

Excellent!

Points out that John's rhetoric is to cover up the fact that he is trying to give BigOil another undeserved billion dollar break.

Sweet!

G08ama!

Be Well.

let's buy joe some suspenders so his crack stops spreading around

Wisgod- your home values will go down if the housing market continues to die. greedy fuck.

#107 | Posted by Alexandrite

Ya, I'm a greedy fuck for paying my bills.
Are you Joe, the plumber?

Mccain is sounding like a talking point machine.

Joe the plumber, who da thunk. No drink.

hey joe where you going with that plunger in your hand

Joe the plumber?

Thought Joe was a lawyer.

McNasty to Obama: "Class warfare"

Clue to McNutso:

The War is already on biatch and yer on the wrong side.

Obama is on the right side.

Is it just Spud or is McCain's cackle sounding increasingly mad?

Be Well.

Obama is wiping the floor with him. All McSame has are straw man arguments.

"Why would you want to cut anybody's taxes?"

Stop it, John, you're freaking out the base.

"Obama is wiping the floor with him. All McSame has are straw man arguments."

I have to agree. I was hoping that McCain would give us something to chew on. So far...he's not impressive.

35% per cent tax rate?

Vs 11% in Ireland?

Here's the thing.

Once you factor in the loopholes American corps pay less taxes than Irish ones.

McCain knows this but also knows his base don't.

Cynical fuck.

Be Well.

Who are you to say who can "afford" to give their money up to someone else. If you can afford to pay more taxes, then do it, but don't speak for me. Why should the oil companies be singled out to pay higher taxes. They employ hundreds of thousands of Americans. Taking more from them jeapordizes US employment.

Ooooh. full moon.
Pretty.

Wanna go ride bikes?

He has no facts, just rhetoric.

hey joe where you going with that plunger in your hand

#120 | Posted by badgerwest

ff I going to flush my old turd down.

McCain looks likes he's struggling to keep his eyes open. Must not have gotten a nap in.

Stick to the question McShame!

McSame remininsing longingly about the depression

Is it possible to kick ALL politicians out of office??? Name 5 politicians you actually trust.

Ah the ole "ounce of prevention" argument fer Healthcare from Obama.

Luffs it.

Obama = Pro-active Policies

McCain = Pre-emptive Wars

Be Well.

Obama is going to be the second black President if he keeps up the slam dunks.

blinkblinkblinkblink...

Yeah, and it was the R's who got us here.

Jesus Christ John.

mscame is grasping

"I know how..."

-McCain.

*sigh*

Ethonol, Fuck you.

OK, you know how to save billions...SO TELL US....HOW????

i know how to save trillions of dollars. but you have to elect me to find out

Stutter much?

Uh oh, earmarks! Drink!

millions and millions of jobs....galley slaves?

Ethonol is a joke.

Now we're back to the projector in the plantetarium. You suck, Mccain. You're old and tired.

I know how to save trillions.
I know how to get osama bin laden.

But Im not gonna say how!

mccain and the sweet heart deal for aerobus, ship our jobs to europe which would really cost us billions if not trillions more.

ethAnol

Why does McCain keep smiling? He's sucking the sweat from a dead man's balls so far.

The overhead projector thing again?

Has McThuselah ever been in a planetarium?

Wow, can Gramps look any more clueless than he already does?

Be Well.

I'm not President Bush, but I play him on TV.
-John McSame

mcbush ain't mcbush????

McSame's getting all prickly

Oh, right to the left floppy ear.

Time for the 90%-95%-100% fact.

"full of goodies"

Can you balance the budget in 4 years?

McCain: Hell yeah and everybody gets a pony too!

Wotta lying sack of shit.

Anybody buying this shit?

McCain sez he's not Bush?

Couldn't tell from his voting record.

Be Well.