They forgot to mention that Palin
thought she got a warm and positive
reception from those Flyer fans in
Philly Saturday night too.
Other symptoms of suffering from
Palindrome:
1. You really believe that Abstinence
Education is effective.
2. Diction and syntax are strictly optional.
3. You think that Meet the Press is a Dry
Cleaners and the New York Times is that
pretty clock in Grand Central.
4. Victims of rape are chosen by god.
5. Its your understanding that Frazier v
Ali is a Supreme Court decision.
6. The Achilles heel is a new product from
Nike.
7. That to be seen not wearing high heels
is not only a major fashion faux paux,
but is offensive to Jesus, especially
with the Rapture right around the corner.
8. Supplying police with rape kits paid for
by the state violates free market principles.
9. You name your children after courses you
heard about, but never took in high school.
10. You don't mind John McCain leering at your
ass.
For the price of a cup a coffee a day you can make
a difference in the life of someone with Palindrome. Won't you help?
8.