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Monday, October 13, 2008

"It looks like I'm going to have a lot of work to do between today and when the new president takes office," President Bush said this past week. Haven't you done enough, George?

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Bush: 'Lot of work to do' before leaving office

It took almost 8 years but Shrub finally came up with something in which we all can agree, well all the sane.

George you have 100 days left, So Thanks but No Thanks.....

I've an idea, but decorum prevents me from even suggesting it....

Mesquite getting out of hand in Crawford?

Hard werk

Busy man.
Lots to do on that converted pig farm in Crawford.
Pathetic clown.

Bush: 'Lot of work to do' before leaving office

Yes, he still has brush he has to clear down at the ranch. He better take a week or two away from the White House and finally get it done.

Cheers

Bush
PDB

Well I guess the US Economy still has some $$$$ he and his friends have not stolen yet.

Did he JUST figure out his job came with a certain amount of work?
Took the diaper stain long enough....

Bush: 'Lot of work to do' before leaving office

That's the scariest thing I've read all week.

What he actually means-is that there are a lot of PHOTO OPS for him to attend, and give meaningless speeches at-so he can PRETEND to be relevant to anything in the world.
That way-after he leaves DC-he can pretend to himself that he actually has a positive "Legacy" left behind.

When our "Fearful Leader" starts talking about have "A lot of work to do", Americans start to worry. This can mean anything from him trimming his toenails to tripling the national debt. Please don't let this man think or work because we can't stand the results.

To Do List;

1) Finish converting american capital into corporate capital.

2) Start a new war. We need the business.

3) Have Dick Cheney shot.

4) Learn a new word

5) Pardon every republican all the way from the big bang until the end of time.

6) Get even with everybody that ever pissed me off (that little fucker scott farkus from the third grade is fixing to get an audit from hell).

7) Set path for Gena Bish 2040.

8) Get some of that Palin action.

9) Get some of that Condi action,

10) Get some of that Putin action, oh, wait a minute...uh......



Funny flag, Lipz....

Bush has a quandry....

So many Pokeman cards, so little time.

** Bush: 'Lot of work to do' before leaving office **

....."see the boys and I found 700Billion in small, unmarked bills, and were trying to figure out how to split it up"....

If someone hides his crayons, he won't be able to sign anything or make signing statements. This could save untold damages to the American way. It would also piss him off badly.

Shredification and deletifying takes a lot of effort, but it'll be worth it.

NORTHGUY

FF (but, sadly most likely true)

Dear Mr. Bush,

Please don't. It's ok. You deserve a break. Hell, your hemorroihds deserve a break from almost 8 straight years of forcibly shitting on the constitution. Whatever you do, just please, put down your crayons, and stay away from anything policy-like.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
The Constituion, Bill of Rights, your hemorroids, the American people, a lot of really confused Iraqis still not sure why their country was invaded, and the neo-con popularity movement.

This message was not backed by the Association of Comedians who haven't had to work for material these last 8 years.

It must be that he wants to put streamers, bells and a light on his bike.

just go clear some brush in crawford, chimpy mc fuckup. you've done enough damage.

George is probably laying awake in bed tonight whispering to Laura saying "damit laura, if this economy thing could have only waiting a few months and then "that guy" would have had to deal with the first response, im losing my fucking good looks, can't get it up any more and my pubic hair is all grey".

What - there's something else left he hasn't either totally or partially destroyed in this country? Wow...boggles the mind, don't it? Hey - destroying a 200+ year old democracy is hard werk!

"It looks like I'm going to have a lot of work to do between today and when the new president takes office,"


I guess the brush in Crawford hit an unseasonably late growth spirt.

Well I notice he has been to busy to stump for McLame and his Tundra Bimbo... I assume what he say's is true.

This brain dead fuck should just go away.....

YEAH!

To blame the Unitary Executive for mistakes defys common sense!

Its everyones fault!

Sincerley

A deluded scarlett named eberly

Bush will exit office in dignity and vindication.

Obama was not that good of a writer (sorry TIME) --- his book 'Dreams from my Father' was written with the help of Ayers. (Worldnetdaily).

Andy Martin tell you that, TAKITEZ, or was it Free Republic?

(snicker)

The Man Behind The Whispers About Obama

Takeitez get his news from worldnetdaily. No other evidence needed, your honor.

I would admit Obama is not a Muslim. But he has Muslims rooting for him all over the world --- Farrakhan calls him the messiah, and Khadafi calls him 'our brother.

Ayers really did make Obama rich --- by appointing him to a high position, launching his political career from his house, and writing Obama's book 'Dreams from My Father'.

Sarah, you got it right: Obama did 'pal' with Ayers, his mentor.

TAKITEZ

You win the "TADOWE" award !!

Farrakhan, Khadafi, Ayers: they hate America!

Hugo Chavez too, Ayers' friend.

If the past can be any guide to the future, in 100 days Bush is likely to take at least 8 vacations. So, the chances of him screwing up whatever there is left to screw up are pretty limited.

But [Obama] has Muslims rooting for him all over the world

#32 | Posted by takitez at 2008-10-13 09:43 AM | Reply

.... and Christians, and Buddhists, and Atheists, and Agnostics, and Hindus, and Sikhs, and other people from every stripe except American protestant fundamentalists with room temperature IQ's.

" room temperature IQ "

And the room is an igloo.

Anton.... And terrorists and America haters.... support Obama.

So much money to steal, so little time left. A new urgency is born in the waining days of the greatest fuck-up in the history of the world.

" room temperature IQ "

And the room is an igloo.

#38 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-10-13 10:06 AM | Reply

No shit. That's funny.

National Debt When Jimmy Carter arrived at the White House:

$660 billion.

Added during Carter's four years: $337 billion.

Added during Ronald Reagan's eight years: $1.6 trillion.

Added during George H. W. Bush's four years: $1.6 trillion.

Added during Bill Clinton's eight years: $1.5 trillion.

Added during George W. Bush's seven years, nine months: $4.5 trillion.

Portion of the $9.5 trillion added to the national debt during the past 31 years and seven months that came during Republican presidencies: $7.7 trillion.

Percentage of that $7.7 trillion added during George W. Bush's two terms: 58%.

Could somebody explain again what "fiscal conservative" means?

Could somebody explain again what "fiscal conservative" means?

#42 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-10-13 10:11 AM | Reply

It's Orwellian for "spendthrift corporate whore."

Nah, really Georgie, you shouldn't do a thing, take a rest now, you've earned it.

I've discovered why Bush bought that place in Paraguay:

A law was passed in 1997 that eliminates the 'lifelong' protection by the Secret Service. The last President eligible to receive it was Bill Clinton.

Got that tidbit from the Secret Service's Q & A section on their website.

To wit:

* How long do former presidents receive Secret Service protection after they leave office?


In 1965, Congress authorized the Secret Service (Public Law 89-186) to protect a former president and his/her spouse during their lifetime, unless they decline protection. In 1997, Congress enacted legislation (Public Law 103-329) that limits Secret Service protection for former presidents to 10 years after leaving office. Under this new law, individuals who are in office before January 1, 1997, will continue to receive Secret Service protection for their lifetime. Individuals elected to office after that time will receive protection for 10 years after leaving office. Therefore, President Clinton will be the last president to receive lifetime protection.

www.ustreas.gov

Did anyone see TAKEITEZ at that McCain Palin rally as he shouted "kill him"????

Does anyone know me? hehehe.....

I'm busy with my biz.

I do pray for Obama for grace, but not for election. I am a conservative and he is a liberal, that is why.

Given his experience, perhaps he could come to New York and supervise the demolition of both Yankee and Shea stadia. If somehow we could get W to lead Al Queda perhaps we could win the war on terror.

TAKITEZ

Whether or not you realize it you're breaking the 9th Commandment with almost every post.

No other evidence needed, your honor.

#31 | Posted by Lipzoidial

This is all that I need.....

Bush will exit office in dignity and vindication.

#29 | Posted by takitez

The man, though he seems polite enough, is truly delusional.

What about that mission to Mars, has that happened yet? Didn't he also promise a Palestinian homeland? What about Bin Laden, is he "Dead or Alive" yet?

"What about that mission to Mars, has that happened yet?"

The robots are doing quite well, thank you.
-JPL


TAKITEZ
Whether or not you realize it you're breaking the 9th Commandment with almost every post.
~AMERICANUNITY

Self anointed greater good clause..


The robots are doing quite well, thank you.
-JPL


Didn't Shrub speak of manned missions?

Rove and Cheney must have giggled themselves silly.

"Didn't Shrub speak of manned missions?"

Yup.

I'll help him pack.


"Didn't Shrub speak of manned missions?"
Yup.
I'll help him pack.

If he chicken out on the F-105 fat chance you'll get him willingly in anything else.


Make that the F-102..

Shrubbie thanks all that wish him a restful vacation. He is certain to get it after he is committed. He is scheduled to enter the Dick Cheney Sanitarium for the terminally stupid.

While I never assume that Dubya is too busy to fuck with the Constitution and the Treasury, I would imagine he and Laura have a lot of packing for Paraguay to do yet.

Hmmm... how big a trunk do you need for $700 billion?

NOW he wants to work.

Can't he just go to Crawford and call it good?

"I would admit Obama is no Muslim. But he has Muslims rooting for him all over the world."

And fascists all over the world root for McBush and The Airhead. Sooo? herm

Dubya is unlikely to get either Sarah action or Condi action. The mentally challenged do not possess very high sex drives. I suspect Dubya would rather woo Cheney's shotgun. herm

First the policy makers pretend that they can be paid, then they denounce the pessimists as spreading panic, and then they say that students have been taught for four thousand years how the "magic of compound interest" keeps on doubling and redoubling debts faster than the economy can squeeze out an economic surplus to pay.

What has ended is the idea that "the magic of compound interest" can make economies rich without having to work and without industry. I hope we have seen the end of derivatives formulae seeking to make money by playing in a zero-sum game. A debt overload ends either in foreclosure or annulment to preserve the economy.

If Congress really wanted to restore confidence it could mark to market, not to model. Investors no longer believe America's Enron-style accounting, debt rating agencies or monoline risk insurers. They don't trust U.S. banks to be honest about their financial positions. They worry about the fraud charges brought by attorneys general in eleven states against predatory lenders such as Countrywide and Wachovia that Citibank, JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America were so eager to buy.

While Senators and Congressmen were debating $700 billion for the major Wall Street contributors to both parties (only for starters, Mr. Paulson explained), the Federal Reserve already had given even more, without public discussion and mention in the major media. Since Bear Stearns failed in March, the Federal Reserve has used the small print of its charter to go outside its commercial charter and give investment banks, brokerage houses and large corporations some $875 billion in "cash for trash" swaps. (see the Fed's H41 report.) The Fed has exchanged Treasury securities for junk mortgages and other securities that brokerage houses and investment banks did not have time to pawn off onto OPEC, Asian sovereign wealth funds or other investors.

The Fed Chairman is not elected democratically. He traditionally is designated by the Wall Street financial sector that the Fed is supposed to regulate, acting as its lobbyist for creditor interests the top 10 percent of the population against that of the indebted "bottom 90 percent." This "independence of the central bank" is trumpeted as a hallmark of democracy. But it is undemocratic, precisely by being isolated from public control.

The subprime mortgage problem could have been solved by writing down just $1 or $2 trillion of the face value and interest rates of predatory loans. Instead, the $10+ trillion in financial-sector damage in recent weeks reflects Wall Street's fraudulent packaging and sale of junk mortgages at unrealistically high prices, using junk mathematics to calculate junk derivatives and sell them to gullible investors who believe that the pretenses these mathematics, credit ratings and projected income have a basis in reality.
Today we can see the debt-fueled bubble of asset-price inflation that Alan Greenspan trumpeted as real wealth creation for what it really is credit creation to bid up real estate, stock market and packaged-debt prices. Tangible capital formation has been left out of account, as if postindustrial economies no longer need it.

Will voters see the asymmetry in Congress's failure to offer debt relief for homeowners as real estate prices plunge below the mortgages that are owed? Will its members be blamed for not rewriting the nation's bankruptcy laws to free families from debt peonage and free housing markets from the price declines that result from today's proliferation of foreclosure sales? Will there be no relief for Corporations having to cut back investment to service junk bonds and other debts with which Wall Street's corporate raiders and "shareholder activists" have loaded then down?

Evidently not.

Excerpted from Michael Hudson @ Counterpunch

Please don't.

I have employees working for me who think as grand of themselves as bush does, they are equally as delusional in their abilities of work.

What he needs to do before leaving

1. Become a uniter, not a divider
2. Accomplish the mission -- in Afghhanistan
3. Accomplish the mission -- in Iraq
4. Restore the $500 billion budget surplus he inherited when taking office, and undo the accumulated $3 trillion increase in national debt since he took office.
5. Restore the sense that the middle class was getting healthier as existed when he took office
6. Restore the soft-power of the US in all parts of the world, so that poorer nations again believe that the intentions of the US are honorable
7. Restore the credibility of the US with "Old Europe".
8. Roll back anti-environmental executive orders that were passed in the dark of Friday nights when no one was looking.
9. Apologize to the families of the military on stop-loss assignments and to all military people who were used to fight Dick Cheney's war or as cheap photo props for an insecure POTUS.
10. Depart office with all of his and Dick Cheney's cronies by noon on Jan 20. (Except, maybe, SECTREAS Paulson, Fed Chair Bernanke, CJCS Mullen, and SECDEF Gates.)

#66 | Posted by townncountry at 2008-10-14 05:28 AM


Well, shee-it, that sure looks like a whole hell of a lot of hard werk.
Maybe I'll just go cut some brush instead.
Or see if I can swallow a pretzel and watch tv at the same time without practically killing myself.
~The Deciderer

T & C

" Depart office with all of his and Dick Cheney's cronies by noon on Jan 20."

I wish there was some way to deny George Bush the use of Air Force One. He doesn't deserve it. I think a Piper Cub would be just about right.

As for Cheney and the rest. They can fly Livestock Class.

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