Absolutely loony.

"My god beat up your god!"

Wonder if this idiot pastor will renounce his impotent "god" after his candidate loses the election?

"Our God's Bigger"

WTF?

Tell ya what pastor, I'll give your god five nanoseconds to suck my ass or you are INSANE!

Time's up!

Moron.

Letter to John McCain: When John Lewis said you are playing with fire that could consume us all, this is exactly what he is talking about. You cannot allow your surrogates to get out there in front of you and make statements like this and then act like your campaign is not feeding hate and fear.

"feeding hate and fear"

Don't forget ignorance, superstition and utter stupidity.

More of the same demonization. This idiot pastor thinks Palin/McCain are more in tune with God's wishes than Obama? Do they think they worship a different god than Obama? Does the stupidity of the Right know no boundaries?

Ok, I'm done.

There are millions of people around this world praying to their god -- whether it's Hindu, Buddha, Allah

How stupid is this bozo? Hindu is not a god, it's a religion, Buddha is not a god, and Allah is just another name for the same god he prays to. What a moron.

"Ok, I'm done."

Posted by YAV

Stick a fork in him.

What a fucking dick. Man a lf if McCain ain't stupendiously desperate I don't know what is. God the stench from the McCain Ticket is unbearable.

Larry

Shiva the Destroyer is Not Amused.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

How many loony pastors does McCain get in one campaign? Hagee, Parsley, and now this moron. 3 strikes, you're out, McSidekick.

Oops, sorry Vishnu.

(Good thing Vishnu's just another myth.
Too bad The Bomb isn't.)

My God is red hot, your's ain't doodley-squat.

Where is takeitez when you need an expert opinion on self-righteous religious fanticism?

And then there's Palin's witch hunter Pastor. That makes 4 strikes.

Pastor at McCain Rally: Our God's Bigger

More humor from the loony right. Its amazing to me how out of touch from mainstream America these people are.

I'm praying to the Sky Goblin right now for the market to open Monday and immediately sky rocket to 14,000.

On Monday, everyone in the Country will owe me a mere 5% of what they make back.

You're welcome.

Fun With Muons, GPS, Radar, etc.
Lee Historical Lecture
Harvard University
March 18, 2003
R.L. Garwin

Where is takeitez when you need an expert opinion

Our God's Bigger / faith healing

Takeitez, Sybil (Nanc, / Farmer John), Oohmy etc won't generally be found on these thread.

Now Kirt is a True believer and will be here shortly to straighten your sorry asses.

Your God is no match for my boot up your ass!

-Frank Cotton

"I'm bigger than any of them. Ask Madonna."-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

"My God is red hot, your's ain't doodley-squat."

" 'I'm bigger than any of them. Ask Madonna.'-The Flying Spaghetti Monster"

Posted by corky

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! flag

Since there is no such flag available a funny flag will have to do.

It ain't the spaghetti, it's the Chianti.

"Takeitez, Sybil (Nanc, / Farmer John), Oohmy etc won't generally be found on these thread..." - ZAP

Can't speak for others, but I have no problem replying to any thread. You know me by now.

If I had been the preacher speaking that prayer I wouldn't have chosen those words. That he did doesn't mean McCain's a dunce or Obama's brilliant - it means a speaker said something you think is off target.

There's plenty on both sides of this election we can dissect if we wish.

I have a sense McCain wouldn't have chosen those words if he'd known. He's never been very vocal in terms of support for the religious right. That's largely why he picked Palin to do the heavy lifting in that regard so he can be McCain.

Proof positive that religion should have NO place in a sane world.

Does the stupidity of the Right know no boundaries?

Ok, I'm done.

#6 | Posted by YAV

Apparently not.
Meet the new hotness-religious douchebaggery.
Same as the old hotness-religious stupidity.

Proof positive that religion should have NO place in a sane world.

#27 | Posted by BobOtto

That's true-unfortunately for the rest of us-while the world itself is fairly sane-a good many people in it aren't.
They're too busy tryin' ta please someone that doesn't exist-although they think he does.
Their proof? Bad people do bad things. It has nothing at all to do with the fact that-bad people have ALWAYS done bad things-irregardless of any religious leanings of observers.

"Bad people do bad things...."

I've never seen anyone advance that as proof of God. Now, it might be interesting to argue that bad people doing bad things in a certain way is proof of the Devil, which of course indirectly proves the existence of God.

My god can beat up your god? I haven't heard this sort of shit since grade school. The McBush side, long out of real issues, stoops to stoopid. How many will believe it in November? herm

"How many will believe it in November?"

A lot more than would in any society with a Chinaman's chance at survival.

From everything I've been able to tell, most atheists accept de facto the Christian view on fairness and morality, whether or not they've ever consciously understood that's what they're doing.

What's really interesting is to speak to, or attempt to speak to, persons who are sincerely committed to the essential emptiness and meaninglessness of life and universe.

Now THAT'S scary. Gets you back into touch with the meaning of Halloween.

"Their god"? WTF???!!! How many does this asshole think there are, anyway? I thought the Jews pretty much settled that back in Abraham's day! God and His Son must be SO proud!

most atheists accept de facto the Christian view on fairness and morality,

#33 | Posted by Zed

No, Christianity has stolen the decent humane ideas of fairness and morality and acts like they invented the concepts.

"No, Christianity has stolen...."

Turn it any way you wish. The point being made is the underlying philosophical and emotional ground is the same.

What's interesting are those that share none of that. It brings up the very interesting question of what they think and what they would want to do if they had the chance to do so.

You know me by now.

If I had been the preacher speaking that prayer I wouldn't have chosen those words. That he did doesn't mean McCain's a dunce or Obama's brilliant - it means a speaker said something you think is off target.

That's largely why he picked Palin to do the heavy lifting in that regard so he can be McCain.

Off target, as in so base it inspires fear of the dark, ust sort of calling Obama the devil incarnate or worse a muslim?

Heavy lifting, as in any low port in a storm? In three months she will be as well remember as Linda Tripp.

"You know me by now." Yes for the most part from my stand point seeking right center field, sort of like Jeff before the koolaid took full effect.

A. I've never heard of this self-professed, "Christian Pastor".

B. I'm voting for Obama. He sends a tingle up my thigh.

C. Tina Fey is SO much hotter than Sarah Palin.

D. I would not touch Madonna with the Flying Spaghetti Monster's dick. No offence.

"You know me by now."

Yup, you think the "Holy Spirit" talks to you.

You're an insane, but polite, idiot.

D. I would not touch Madonna with the Flying Spaghetti Monster's dick. No offence.

God's British??

I KNEW it!

British-Israelite. It's a long story.

But the accent helps with the chicks.

"You're an insane, but polite, idiot." - ZAT

A question for you. When you have yet to have me call you names or rip into your opinions/interests, why do you feel compelled to do so to me?

Hey, goober, I'm still waiting for your "holy spirit" to suck my ass.

Morons like you are the reason we're fucked, dumbass.

Reiterating that Obama is the anti-Christ is really all they have left to run on. Especially since McLame told his crowd that Obama is a good 'person' who want's the best for this country.

My Gott the boos were defeaning for him when he said that!

Just because you try to be civil is irrelevant.

If you want to debate an issue, fine. For someone to call people an "idiot" on a blog says a good bit more about you and your coping skills than it does your reasoning.

You're an intelligent guy. Your arguments often have great merit. You don't need to stoop to that when your "opponent" isn't doing so. You're better than that.

-Hey, goober, I'm still waiting for your "holy spirit" to suck my ass.

Perhaps if you removed your head first?

Just a suggestion.

I'm still waiting for ewwwwwwwwwwwrawwww's "holy spirt" to suck my ass.

Let me make it real simple, shitstain, you're nuts and your imaginary friend doesn't exist.

So the concept of imbeciles like you making decisions that involve me is disgusting.

When you have yet to have me call you names or rip into your opinions/interests, why do you feel compelled to do so to me?

No lack of it in this format, the curse of this format, Anonymity.

"No lack of it in this format, the curse of this format, Anonymity." - ZAP

Indeed.

I've heard 'integrity' defined as how you act when you think no one's aware.

I'll engage on any topic, but I refuse to go in the gutter. You and I've had many differences, but with me you know you won't get a flame war.

The Sox are on - must confer with God to make sure we win...

i work in davenport, it is sad to see some idiot here
makeing the rest of us look bad

I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a much better God. The Benefits of the FSM are much better than other Heavens. FSM---Free Meatballs and no weight gain---or---72 virgins and no penis.

I know which I'd pick---and no blowing yourself up to get it.

This guy should lose his license.

The beer volcano rules, as long as it ain't Bud;

Then you're obviously in hell.

I have a sense McCain wouldn't have chosen those words if he'd known. He's never been very vocal in terms of support for the religious right. That's largely why he picked Palin to do the heavy lifting in that regard so he can be McCain.

#26 | Posted by OohRah at 2008-10-11 06:38 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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Translation: He is too much of a pussy to do the things He would like to do(Trashing Obama) So He will let surogates do it for Him. Mighty shitty if You ask Me.

Larry

Dear God, you have destined this nation to be peculiar among the nations and be a blessing to the world. Dear Almighty, the Yahweh of Abraham, Isak and Jacob, the God of the living, you are the cornerstone of this nation called United States of America. According to your will, please INSTATE the next President of this nation --- and heal us after the result of the election, because no matter what the outcome, one side will be sorely tested and be sore for a long time (as some liberals still cannot absorb the 8 years of the Bush Presidency and are still whining).

One Nation under God. In God We Trust.

God bless America.

The God of the Bible --- not just any religious god.

Amen!

My God rules, yer God drools?

Wow, the sheer ignorance of this evDEVILical fuckwit is staggering!

Has McLame come right out and sed he "welcomes this endorsement" yet?

You know ...like he did with the endorsement of the pathological Pastor John Hagee and others?

Here's a quote wot Spud is like a lot.

platform

Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.

~Thomas Jefferson

Amen.

Be Well.

/Not really here, but had to make a quick comment.

"The God of the Bible --- not just any religious god.

Amen!"

Would that be Amen-Ra?

He was the big dick gawd of Egypt wasn't he?

That is because fairness and morality are not exclusive to christianity..

You do not have to be a christian to be a good person with morals and values.

You do not have to believe in a god to know that you have a place in the universe and are loved.

when asked of my faith and I tell someone I am an atheist they always reply, " But of all the people I know I would have thought for sure YOU were christian??" and when I recite the two lines above to them without fail their eyes glass over...

Because they cannot conceive of having one without the other.....

And that is the poison of religion.

Be Well!

The god of the bible or anywhere else can lay back and let me tea bag him.

I'm calling on your impotent Sky Goblin to strike me down tonight, or I get to teabag the "almighty"

If I don't post tomorrow, you'll know I'm forever buring in a lake of fire.

Bye All!

"Would that be Amen-Ra?

He was the big dick gawd of Egypt wasn't he?"

Posted by Mista Kurtz

ISIS ISIS

RA RA RA

I sometimes fear the tone this campaign has taken. Palin has incited terrorists chants from the crowds by saying "Obama pals around with terrorists" (plural!), and has people at her speeches yelling about Obama "Off with his head" and "Kill him." What the hell is wrong with her anyway?

Sarah Palin suffers from delusions of grandeur compound with Her Religious fundaMENTALism. Plus a mix of Arrogance and Hubris and You get what You get. I just wished I could be assured that Obama/Biden will win. That is all I can think about during the day. and Night both. I am so worried that McCain will win. Lord have mercy upon America's Collective Souls.

Larry

My god's dick is bigger than your god's dick.

I sometimes fear the tone this campaign has taken. Palin has incited terrorists chants from the crowds by saying "Obama pals around with terrorists" (plural!), and has people at her speeches yelling about Obama "Off with his head" and "Kill him." What the hell is wrong with her anyway?

#63 | Posted by CalifChris

She's the kind of plastic 'Christian' that makes my stomach turn.

One of my students told me yesterday she went to a Wednesday night student bible study at one of our lovely (Texas) mega-churches. There, the group leader told her "You're (plural) not a good Christian unless you vote for McCain."

Hey, Grave Evangelical Free Church, time to pony up those taxes you now owe, douche-nozzle.

This caustic tone set forth by the religious surrogates for McCain is alienating many more people than it is uniting them.

Many Christian people feel there faith is not a tool of hatred and division and would like to see McCain and his religious surrogates calling for a more inclusive approach to others.

Must be the same god (small g) W heard tell him to invade Iraq.

Thanks to these plastic phony Christians McCain's negative approval numbers are rising faster than a weather balloon pumped to the breaking point with helium.

Larry,

I get your point and I feel your pain. But please don't paint Sarah that way --- she is just an ordinary girl with a calling for public office and a deep faith in God.

Please, don't set your emotion too rigidly, for you may be disappointed and emotionally hurt yourself very bad. Be flexible.

The next President will be of Irish descent.

One day a Black will be president.

One day a female will be president.

God bless America!

(ROLLS EYES THRICE)

" But please don't paint Sarah that way --- she is just an ordinary girl with a calling for public office and a deep faith in God."

Takitez has to be one of the goofiest fuckers to post here in ages.

I get your point and I feel your pain. But please don't paint Sarah that way --- she is just an ordinary girl with a calling for public office and a deep faith in God.

Please, don't set your emotion too rigidly, for you may be disappointed and emotionally hurt yourself very bad. Be flexible.

The next President will be of Irish descent.

One day a Black will be president.

One day a female will be president.

God bless America!

Posted by takitez at 2008-10-12 12:43 AM | Reply

She is a phoney and a fraud. Bridge to nowhere?? Troopergate Abuse of Powergate. Oh and if She is a so called Christian She would not have supported the Iraq War as She has. It's unbelievable that You can not grasp that very fact. Oh well. Live in Your sea of delusions. I will live in the reality based community. I feel much better about it too.

Larry

But please don't paint Sarah that way --- she is just an ordinary girl with a calling for public office and a deep faith in God.

..and that's exactly who we need in a time of complex crises: a proud moron with unrelenting faith

The next President will be of Irish descent.

TAKITEZ

Good! Obama is half Irish and half black.

Looks like you'll get every part of your wish but the female. If McCain had picked someone like Susan Collins you might have gotten it this year, but instead, he picked a divisive lunatic who likes to shoot wolves from helicopters and bills the state for per diems and travel expenses to speak at churches.

"a proud moron with unrelenting faith"

My bad. That's been done.

Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

The next President will have hot blood, but he will preside over peace time and see the recovery of the American economy.

Better days are ahead! Cheer up America!

TakitEZ-
re: The next President will have hot blood, but he will preside over peace time and see the recovery of the American economy.

Where do you get this shit?

Seriously. Is it from the Bible or Nostradamus, or some bizarre confusion of the two?

The next President will have hot blood, but he will preside over peace time and see the recovery of the American economy.

Better days are ahead! Cheer up America!

Posted by takitez at 2008-10-12 12:58 AM | Reply

I should hope so. We don't need anymore Dick Cheney's running the White House.

Larry

Why do you care, BETELG? I am not inclined to toss pearls before.....

Just wait and see.

With all this evil, violent, super-divisive rhetoric from the right, why haven't we heard from the Queen of the Obnoxious herself Ann Coulter? YOu would think she would be thriving big time in this caustic environment. Her and Sarah would be perfect gal-pals.

Screw Mogambo and McFuddyduddy... I WANNA BE PRESIDENT!!!

Her and Sarah would be perfect gal-pals.

"Her" is no gal. "Her" has an Adam's apple.

If I am Prez, I will sort you into shape in no time.

Everyone will start their day by singing the national anthem, doing 50 pushups and having 3 glasses of milk or orange juice with cornflakes.

I will take it from there.

I will make sure there are no metrosexual pussies left in America.

You made a good start by moving to Pakistan.

I will be loved by dozens, hated by thousands, respected by millions and feared by billions!

You made a good start by moving to Pakistan.

People try and shoot you when you are President of Pakistan. No thank you.

People don't shoot you when you are POTUS... unless you are Kennedy and travel in open top cars showing off your manhood.

Tell you what, Toss. We'll sort out the laws and you can be By SecTreas.

LUR '08: At least I'm honest about the crap you're going to have to go through when I hold the Office.

British-Isrealite?

Did you tie those knots all by yourself?

How sharp of you!

We'll sort out the laws and you can be By SecTreas.

Can schwarzenegger be POTUS then? I would love to serve as Sec of Treasury under him. I have always wanted to team-up with Schwarzenegger.... go flying in our Chaapar... and blow up everything!

We would put the fear of Gawd in everyone. Specially the French.

i will pray in private from now on

Subject: John McCain

Barack Obama has put out an ad that simple minded John
McCain cannot use a computer.

Well guess what; Barack cannot land a jet plane on an
aircraft carrier at night.

And that's that.

I pray that people will one day see that these
"God Brokers" have no special insight or connection to anything spiritual. If they had not
become men of God they would have pursued careers on Wall Street, meteorology, politics or operators on the Psychic Friends Network.

What a stupid prayer.

And McCain and Palin ought to get a photocopy of the following:

Subject: John McCain

Barack Obama has put out an ad that simple minded John
McCain cannot use a computer.

Well guess what; Barack cannot land a jet plane on an
aircraft carrier at night.

And that's that.

~REINSURELAW

Neither can John McFossil

"Well guess what; Barack cannot land a jet plane on an
aircraft carrier at night."

Based on John's record as a pilot I'm guessing he would have slammed the plane into the underside of the deck.