And, lo, they knew the sharklet and they called it, "Jeezus."

Jesus H. Bitey!

noooo they called it JAWSUS

And so it was written in the Book of Crustaceans,

Lo, verily, I say unto thee, when thy juicey succulent meat is placed before me, am I tempted?

Yea, I am. But I have the power to resist temptation, I try to resist temptation, I think i can res...I want to....Chomp. mmmmmm

As I was saying, since no juicey succulent meat is before me, I can resist the temptation....

What was Big G doing with a shark, and did He prefer it to Sarah? herm

Makes you wonder about whether or not this could be the origin of the virgin birth stuff from the Bible.

Jesus is a shark?

"Jesus is a shark?"

Posted by 101Chairborne

Sharks need to be saved, too!

An image of the mother shark showed up on my toast this morning. I"m going to list it on eBay after I've gotten full use as a sign to those who'd make the pilgramage.

What was Big G doing with a shark, and did He prefer it to Sarah? herm

#5 | Posted by herm

Mary was a whore who couldn't keep her legs together.

hopefully the shark just kills and eats people and doesn't get all "preachy" on the other sharks...

What a coincidence! I just saw a shark print on my toasted cheese sandwich.

Shakey H. Christ:

"It is fin-ished"

"I will make you fishers of men"

Sharkey. Of Course.

Candygram.

I took a shit this afternoon, and the turd was in the shape of a shark-thankfully-it didn't have any teeth....
I'm putting that on E-bay-I expect to make Billions from some pretty shitty people....

Candygram.

#16 | Posted by Zatoichi

OH! MY! GOD! Land Shark!!!!!!

Watch Your ebay ad disapear FrankF. Don't think You can sell bodily fluids nor Scat on there.

Larry

BUTT-BUTT It's in the shape of Jawzus!

"plumber"
"telegram"

Jesus is a shark?

#7 | Posted by 101Chairborne

No...Jesus was a Snake-Oil salesman. But the shark may actually be the spawn of Gawd.

"Jesus was a snake-oil salesman...."

I guess that's why he died rich and of old-age.

How high up the zoological ladder does parthenogenesis need to be observed before you scientists out there are comfortable with the notion of parthenogenesis high up on the zoological ladder?

There haven't been any proven by scientific verification-at least in humans.
Using this as an argument to "prove" the veracity of texts written 1600-1900 years ago-not gonna happen.

Now wait a second Zed...

You telling us that the Virgin Mary was impregnated by God, because this shark was?

Are you saying that God has a Plan for this Shark?

Will this Shark swim amongst Mortal Fish, spreading the gospel and preforming miracles?

Do you suppose it'll Walk On Land?

Turn Wine into Water?

Create seven humans from one?

Live three days inside the body of a 400 pound israelite?

Boy have you got some gill!

Could this really be the second coming of Jawsus?

"Jesus was a snake-oil salesman...."

I guess that's why he died rich and of old-age.

#23 | Posted by Zed

I'm sorry, you're right Zed. There is no proof that Jesus was a snake-oil salesman. There also no proof that Jesus died rich and of old age, but not all snake-oil salesmen do. There is really no significant evidence that Jesus died at all, or for that matter even lived.

Let's just leave it, Zed. Outside of theocratic issues there's little you and I disagree about. This one thing, we're never going to agree on. Let's just chill and have a nice weekend.

Later

....and His name was Jawsus!!!

It's like Deja Vu all over again.