Jeff, there's a rumor that you had an affair invovling a Manx cat, a can of 3-in-1, an aged rabbi and a broomstick. Don't bother denying it. It's out there, somewhere, so it must be true.

The broomstick denied it.

Apparently this "story " was posted 70 days ago?

Yep. It's a real threat.

Which, Corky, leaves the Manx cat, the can of 3-in-1, and the aged rabbi unaccounted for.

Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Just STFU skidmark.

Nutter

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG I missed this place!

These threads crack me up!!

What's next?

Jeff had an affair with the illuminati while he was planting explosives in the WTC on 911 after he got finished getting the communist manifesto tattoed on his scrotum by a midget with ties to the trilateral commission.

"I am NOT a midget!" - Joe

LMAO

OK...that was funny Lipz and Corky.

Hi Lisa!

Happy to read you again. How ya been?

You forgot my satanic sacrifice rituals at the Bohemian Grove, and my personal services to Sarah Palin.

Man! You Obamaites get damn touchy...
You should get used to these kind of articles. Obama makes Bill Clinton look like a boy scout.
Many more facts will come out, even after he is elected.
That's how sick this whole situation is.

Jesus fucking christ how stupendiously stupid can You get. There is a rumor out there that I received My PHD in typing too and we all know thats fucking Bullshit.

Larry

FF for Larry

"Obama makes Bill Clinton look like a boy scout"

Hey, I ops researched this guy for months. Would you care to substantiate that statement with some sold, supportable facts?

Ones we haven't heard before?

solid, not sold

LMAO LARRY!!!

HOW THE HECK ARE YOU???

"Gay sex allegations are corroborated by pastor."

Link, please?

HEY LISA REAL GOOD LOSING WEIGHT AND 4 BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS So I am hunky dory. Oh and getting the blood pressure down too. How ave You been?? Keeping busy?? Good to see You again. Take care for now.

Larry

Man! You Obamaites get damn touchy...

#11 | Posted by JeffnDenmark at 2008-10-09 05:05 PM | Reply

religious freaks of all kinds are touchy when they are not quite sure.

That's why Baptists get so bent out when you are critical of Jesus. It's the same thing with Democlowns and their Messiah.

"their Messiah"

Vernon seems to think Obama is a God. He's in for a real shock.

What's next, confusing Obama with Osama?

here is a rumor out there that I received My PHD in typing too ...........

#12 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-10-09 05:06 PM | Reply

Larry, any Internet rumors about you originated at your keyboard.

That includes the rumor that you once kissed a real girl

That is fucking funny I don't care who You are. FYI Vernon it happened September 18 1991

Larry

"What's next, confusing Obama with Osama?" - DAN

Who paid you to put this on here, the McCain campaign?

Who paid you to put this on here, the McCain campaign?

Vernon seems to think Obama is a God.

#19 | Posted by Danforth at 2008-10-09 05:50 PM | Reply

Sorry dipshit, but the operative word is "their" Messiah. As in "your" Messiah.

Boogers like you always look to politicians to redeem your pathetic life. When Osama fails to do that you will make up lame-ass excuses and find someone to blame.

Take a clue, Dan. No politician can give you personal fulfillment. You are still a prisoner of Hillary's "Politics of Personal Fulfillment." It's an empty phrase that pulls an emotional trigger. But it means nothing other than "vote for me"

"Posted by vernon"

VERNONNNNNNNNNNNN!!! WHERE'S MY WELCOME BACK KISS???

Carville says there will be riots in the check out line where the Globe is sold.

LISA-
Are you now also a Jets fan? What's your feeling about Farve and that whole issue?

HI Oohrah!

Of course I am also a Jets fan. I love my Brett...nothing changed there!

How do I feel about the whole issue? I believe the Packers had to focus on their future as a team, not just for this year or perhaps the next. I think they made the right decision.

I love that team win or lose, you know that. Rogers needs to settle in, learn and grow...he'll be ok eventually.

I still wear my green and gold proudly! Bonus that I get to wear a different shade of green too!!!

As a Pats fan I would prefer Farve elsewhere, but you can't not admire the guy.

Rodgers hurt his shoulder. Hopefully he'll recover and keep GB competitive. If GB is playing I tend to root for them.

Here's a Green Bay story you might enjoy. My mother was born in 1941 (she's deceased now). She was the oldest of three girls and her dad really bonded with her regarding sports. Well, my grandfather was a bit of a snake - he encouraged mom to root for the Packers. This was back in the time before Lombardi when they really sucked. So mom faithfully rooted for them in the pre-Lombardi years.

Of course you know how they rose to greatness - and she never let my grandfather forget it. She remained a GB fan till her death.

Favre, I know... (sorry)

Awwww...thank you for sharing that story Oohrah!

And geez...you'd think after all these years you'd spell Favre correctly!!

LOL

Wow! Obama REALLY has 'em on the ropes!
What a laugh!

Reports that Barack Obama Had a Homosexual Fling With his Pastor

Impossible. Wright isn't a republican.

But then again, neither is Alexa.

"Obama Had Homosexual Affair With Pastor"

What's next?
Oh, I know:

"Like McCain, Obama Fathered a Black Baby"

Obama is McCains son from a gay hook up? Shit, you learn something new every day.

......oh please.........

......I'm just wondering at what invective could left to be hurled at Obama.......

.......we've had "confirmation" here that he's a Nazi, a Communist, a Black Rage Sufferer, a Black Panther, a Secret Muslim Jihadist, a Kenyan spy, a Weatherman Domestic Terrorist,a Drug Addict, a Swinger, a bi-sexual Swinger, a Socialist......now he's a homosexual.........

.......what's next rightoids ?.......

He has three nipples.

"the operative word is "their" Messiah. As in "your" Messiah."

You're the dipshit who capitalized it.

And Obama is a politician; nothing more, nothing less.

"When Osama..."

And again, Vernon proves he's too stupid to know the difference.

I didn't bother to watch the clip, so the context of the headline could be way off, but there is something about Farakahn calling Obama the Messiah over on the other drudge.

I'm assuming it's a misleading headline, but watch for the reference to be made here on the retort multiple times after 12pm EST.

****** Farakahn calling Obama the Messiah over on the other drudge.
....... Posted by 101Chairborne ******

......Farakahn is a Muslim......they don't have a Messiah.....

Then why is he calling him that?

I took a dump and it looked like Obama but nobody would pray to it.

If I did the dirty work with that well known woman, would they bow down to it?

Or maybe I will flush before looking and not get such ridiculous ideas. Dump the dump from now on.

Jeffindenmother-These may just be sage words to live by. (Obama isn't a fag or straight, he is an alien from planet "X")

**** Then why is he calling him that ?........ Posted by 101Chairborne *****

.......who cares ?......nobody listens to Farakhan except his drones anyways......now that he says something stupid about Obama, there's supposed to be some deep meaning.........

......Farakhan is the leader of the Nation of Islam...an American Islamic movement......in traditional Islam...talk of a Massiah would get your head cut off......its heresy........

****** Farakahn calling Obama the Messiah over on the other drudge.
....... Posted by 101Chairborne ******

......Farakahn is a Muslim......they don't have a Messiah.....

#42 | Posted by skizziks at

well I forgot about this anti american criminal

so lets see

endorsements for obama

hamas
chavez
little guy from iran
syria
crooks from chicago
domestic terrorists who are only pissed because they didnt blow up enough shit
barbara striesand

and now louey............

wow....how can he lose with all those wonderfull people behind him

***** endorsements for obama
..... Posted by bushlovertwo ******

....and don't forget .....58 % of American voters...

......thats the one that counts.......

.......I love the smell of democracy in the morning......

Hey! BLT, and I agree for the first time in years! Obama is a corrupt, puppet,scumbag.
But so is McCain.
Wouldn't you agree, BLT? : )

JND, I alway knew that you were radical but now you've joined the DR retarded club. How do you get all these great stories up there in Denmark? Oh, I know, you just make the shit up. Whatever really small credibility you had for being a contrarian, you have lost on this bizzare smear. I think Denmark is about the best place you could be. BTW, I understand the suicide rates are pretty high there in Scandinavia.