Leave it to the Dutch to have the most *exciting* research.

Ness

Have you seen Religulous?

In Amsterdam there are gay Muslim activists.

Maher could only find two, but they are in the movie.

Hey Ness Gadol. You remember that Kansan from Ness City that left His Girlfriend stuck on the toilet for 2 Years. Well He just won 20 grand on the lottery the other day. Just an FYI for Ya.

Larry

From the article:

For a month, their female partners were asked to use a stopwatch at home to measure the time until ejaculation each time they had intercourse.

They still have female partners? I thought that most female saints were celibate.

#4 | Posted by Johnson
They're only Celibate when their rethug husbands are hanging out in airport restrooms looking to give cops BJs...

A study of nearly 200 Dutch men found those who climaxed too soon during intercourse had a version of a gene that controls the hormone serotonin.

It's the same gene that makes people who aren't rich vote rethug.

Men who suffer from premature ejaculation may be able to blame their genes, work suggests.

I don't know. I think the scientists got over excited by the result and spoke too soon.

Cheers

"Premature ejaculation gene found"

I just don't think there's much of a market for jeans that cause premature ejaculation.

"Scientists Find Premature Ejaculation in Genes"

Greatest headline ever

Shouldn't that be "jeans" not "genes"?

So the woman is going to work a stopwatch to monitor the time? Mrs Oohrah just tells me to wake her when it's over.

FF fer da Headline ZAT!!!

good job!

How many minutes in the act is not premature ejaculation?

Any international standard?

How many minutes in the act is not premature ejaculation?

Any international standard?

#13 | Posted by takitez

Holy cow, stop the presses!!!! Takeitez, that was actually funny. FF

you're trying to make me stop picking on you about your religion.

The Dutch seem like the type that'd have premature ejaculation in their genes. Glurgen Flurgen oh oh oh nooooooooooooooo!

At least I can blame my Grandpa as this keeps happening to me.

That's my story.

Signed,

NULLandVOID (aka Billy'O'Crap'O')

It ain't premature ejaculation. It's evolution and self preservation-come quick and stay focused before the predators show up and eat you.

That's what I tell my wife, anyways...

btw, anybody know where she can buy an atomic clock to take part in this study?

you're trying to make me stop picking on you about your religion.

#14 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2008-10-09 08:40 PM

all men love sex talk...even the religulous types...but especially Catholics!

Damned teenagers! They should have scraped it outta their jeans....

** Scientists Find Premature Ejaculation in Genes **

.............not a moment too soon............

I understand they issued the press release early.