Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Tycoon Hugh Hefner has been advised to cut back on staff at his multi-million dollar glamour empire as it struggles to cope during the global economic turmoil.

The 83-year-old has been told to lay off some of his staff at his Los Angeles and New York offices as soon as this month or go bankrupt.

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Hef approached one of the bunnys, who was with her friend jack, and said, 'I'm gonna have to lay you or jack off'.

'm gonna have to lay you or jack off'.

#1 | Posted by Lipzoidial

At which point-she got on her knees-and "blew" him away...

In an aside to an insider, Hefner was heard to say-"That Viagra has just lost it's punch".

I'd be happy to provide outplacement services. and by "outplacement services" I mean "my penis"

I'd be happy to provide outplacement services. and by "outplacement services" I mean "my penis"

#4 | Posted by steamingpile at 2008-10-07 11:38 PM | Reply

Damn, you are so clever. You must be the life of the party at the VFW

Vern,

Are you afraid that your title at the senior center is in jeopardy?

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