Wait a minute, we need to bring this up for a vote.
I vote for Takeitez, not for any specific thing but for his whole body of work.
And I vote for ElCid for Vice Dumbass (in case something happens to the biggest dumbass).
But the tater is alright (and he makes some good julienne fries).
#17 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2008-10-07 01:33 PM | Reply | Flag:
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lip,
His body of work is impressive, but his time on the retort has been short.
Consider a jeffnskidmark, BL2, donnerboy, or a danni for example.
#18 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-10-07 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag:
Oh come on guys. You mention those guys? Pfeh. A hardcore christian? A rightwing tool? A Canadian who continually types in the third person and thinks he has any say in who our president is? A guy constantly so high he can't even keep himself from alternating between batshit conspiracy theories or telling us all we should get high and live in communes? A rightwinger who willingly calls himself "bushlover2", thus implying someone else, somewhere, loves Bush? A rebel without a clue, who can't think for himself but damnit, he's sure that if the straights believe it, it must be wrong? A Democrat so hardcore that she can't admit any fault on her party?
WTF is wrong with you people? Yes, these are all weird, and several even dumbasses, but you are skipping right over the one man who stands head and shoulders above all dumbassery here. The one so incoherent that he is SURE the Smithsonian is lying, but some guy who has scammed people about Bigfoot before is "95% likely" telling the truth. Pyramids are beam weapons. There are smokestacks on the moon. A car antenna is an effective weapon.
That's right, you people have forgotten the one true holder of the title. That's right people, put the lotion on your skin or I'll give you the hose again, I present to you the one, the ONLY candidate for "BIGGEST DUMBASS EVER", our favorite crazy uncle you wish Rogers would stop inviting to the family get-togethers, our resident bOoB... the one,
the only...
the eternal..
BUFFALO BOB!! *wild applause from the crowd*