first!

First

Crap--second-But one hell of a fine individual. To modest you think?

First

First

sixth!

I don't know Nanc, should you come with one?

I don't know Nanc, should you come with one?

#8 | Posted by 726

Did you just graduate from the Frank2.5 University of humor?

Not a single person has EVER graduated from the FrankF Institute. FrankF is the one and only attendee subject to incarceration in that institution for all time. The more he tries to escape....the longer he lives there...into eternity. Now if we could only cut off his Internet connection and get some peace around here.

Now if we could only cut off his Internet connection and get some peace around here.

#10 | Posted by ride_on

That would piss off Mrs. 2.5 if she had to deal with that rube all day.

Libertarian Party Bailout Ad

Radio Spots - Allen Buckley For United States Senate (Georgia)

That would piss off Mrs. 2.5 if she had to deal with that rube all day.

#11 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-10-07 12:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

...not meaning to be cruel to the Mrs. 2.5, but, better her than us.

Hey WisGod, where has Rob The A Hole been lately? Haven't seen him on here for awhile. I hope he didn't attend the funeral for Hans' cats and that the survivor cats didn't get to him.

Hey WisGod, where has Rob The A Hole been lately? Haven't seen him on here for awhile.
Posted by ride_on

Good question. I hope he didn't take a ride in a Conversion Van.

rodehardandputawaywet-you and wissywussy STILL obsessing about me?
I wasn't even ON this thread and you 2 start in..and no it won't do you any good, my wife won't let me date outside my marriage-so neither of you has a chance.

well, i suppose that makes it okay, doc.

A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with herbs and fried it, a court has heard.

Anthony Morley, 35, chewed one of the pieces before throwing it into his kitchen bin.

He should have marinated it with a little olive oil and red wine vinegar, and the herbs. Plus a little garlic and a pinch of salt couldn't have hurt.

Instead of frying, he should have slow cooked it, either smoking on a grill or in a slow cooker, perhaps with some chopped up vegetables. That's how you properly take care of those tough pieces of meat.

Town Hall Event Rules
The Obama-McCain event tonight consists of two parallel press conferences that happen to be in the same room. The detailed rules hammered out by the two campaigns state that the questions were to have been submitted in advance by the audience members and over the Internet. The questioner may not change the question and the microphone will be cut off after the question. Neither the questioner nor the moderator, Tom Brokaw of NBC, may ask followup questions. The candidates may not question each other. There will be no debate at all. Who does this format favor? Probably neither candidate. Usually the questions the general public asks aren't very hard, are largely predictable in advance, and have already been asked 100 times ("how will you fix the economy?"). The candidates have stock answers they will reel off. Given the current state of polling, McCain needs to shake things up and Obama needs to keep the status quo. An event that doesn't rock the boat much thus de facto works for Obama. Nevertheless, once in a while something unexpected happens at one of these events. In 1992, someone asked the candidates how the national debt affected them personally. George H.W. Bush was flustered by the question (by which the questioner probably meant the budget deficit) and it threw him off stride somewhat.

my wife won't let me date outside my marriage-so neither of you has a chance.

#18 | Posted by frankf2.5

She wants to keep it all to herself, you 2.5 stallion?

sixth!

#6 | Posted by nanc

twenty-second!

Shit. Wis God messed it up. :(

FRANKF...the message is simple...stop making an ass of yourself. STOP YOUR PAINFUL ATTEMPTS AT "HUMOR". It's not like you don't see people groaning virtually everytime you make another attempt.

Ford adds parental controls to car keys

Dancing Won't Un-Break Toni Braxton's Heart

Dear Congress,

Thank you so much for buttlerizing the entire country with your bullshit bill. It is clearly evident you had your own interest at heart regardless of party affiliation Republican or Democrat. Wall street was headed for a train wreck voters called and let all of you know this bill should not be passed and yet you voted for it anyway. I am sure you are aware of the phrase payback is a bitch, to that end I will be supporting ANYONE that is not already in congress. The day has come for all the lying crooked bastards currently in conges to be thrown out of office in huge numbers and replaced by true representatives who vote on behalf of the American people that elected them in the first place. It is my sincere hope that we will develop a true third party system and remove from office the Democrats and republicans who refuse to vote the wishes of the American people.

XXIXth

The fresh herbs were a start.

He should have marinated it with a little olive oil and red wine vinegar, and the herbs. Plus a little garlic and a pinch of salt couldn't have hurt.

Instead of frying, he should have slow cooked it, either smoking on a grill or in a slow cooker, perhaps with some chopped up vegetables. That's how you properly take care of those tough pieces of meat.

#20 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2008-10-07 01:10 PM | Reply

He could have just let it simmer in it's own special recipe of The Aids...

rodehardandputawaywet-go bite at wissywussy's ankles.
Your"message", as usual, is bs.
I will post what I want-when I want.
As long as I follow Rcade's rules-you have no say.
Now, you can go bite yourself in the ass-I'm sure wissywussy will enjoy watching that.

The bailout bill is not Constitutional, all money bills originate in the House. This bogus bill was first approved by the Senate then he House.

Shit. Wis God messed it up. :(

#24 | Posted by Kinger

Not unusual.
You guys have messed up everything you've touched for the last thirty years...

Only a completely stupid and humorless turd like Frank2.5 would triple the length of the name he's lamely attempting to make fun of...

"my wife won't let me date outside my marriage-so neither of you has a chance.

#18 | Posted by frankf2.5

She wants to keep it all to herself, you 2.5 stallion?

#22 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-10-07 01:20 PM | Reply | Flag: LMSS!

soooooooo, when his wife says "gimme ten and make it hurt!" he pokes her four times and hits her in the head with a brick?

The bailout bill is not Constitutional, all money bills originate in the House. This bogus bill was first approved by the Senate then he House.

I will not be voting for either current representative in the house or senate they have all failed the litmus test for telling the truth and representing their own constiuants...

No, when FrankF wants to really make someone hurt (including his wife) he simply attempts to post something he thinks is humorous.

soooooooo, when his wife says "gimme ten and make it hurt!" he pokes her four times and hits her in the head with a brick?

#35 | Posted by nanc

And afterwards, Mrs. 2.5 has a bigger lump on her head than Frank has in his britches.

No, when FrankF wants to really make someone hurt (including his wife) he simply attempts to post something he thinks is humorous.

#37 | Posted by ride_on

He used to work at Guantanamo Bay. If the prisoners did not talk, they were subjected to his bad humor, they broke in no time. But then the SCOTUS found such a practice to be torture and that it violated the 8th Amendmen's prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment.

You guys are almost funny yourselves.
It's OK, though. I know how scared you are that your lame candidates are going to fail to take the Government over from the current incompetent losers.
So, I won't hold your jibes against you.
I will point out, however you are all making asses of yourselves, and you really don't bother me one bit.

WEST CHESTER, Ohio -- One of Rep. John Boehner's local offices was evacuated Monday afternoon after a suspicious package arrived in the mail.

Staffers received the letter from Georgia by U.S. mail. After noticing it was leaking an oily substance, they called the Capitol police in Washington, who advised them to evacuate as a precaution and call in local authorities.

Multiple police agencies responded to the Republican congressman's West Chester office and began an investigation.

After an X-ray analysis, investigators determined the package contained bacon.

He could have just let it simmer in it's own special recipe of The Aids...

#30 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-10-07 01:30 PM

Have you been taking lessons from Frank?
Is there a lame flag?

Frank2.5 is now in full blown denial mode.

Don't lie Frank2.5, people have told you to your face how frigging lame your jokes are, haven't they? And I'm not talking about that chick that you yourself mentioned couldn't feel your lame joke.

That's a good one, Zat...
I noticed in the article, one spokescritter said he's spent his whole career "fighting" pork...
Maybe this is a sign the pigs are beginning to fight back?

Mem bet

er Mem Vav

Go bite at someone else's ankles whine-oh-whine...

t's OK, though. I know how scared you are that your lame candidates are going to fail to take the Government over from the current incompetent losers.
frankf2.5

Politics has nothing to do with your lack of girth and humor.

ninu

More More pork, perhaps?

That's funny, I hope all of our representatives have to compete with a third party candidate's and loose big time...

Fifty-one's a broad, slow-moving river
In between the fall-line and the sea:
Flowing full of rich, red-tinted clay,
Taking much encountered on the way,
Yet looking towards the teeming shores to be.
One must be a taker and a giver:
Needing, loving, wanting, swept away.
Even rivers cannot help obey.

Fifty-three is quite well versed in hell,
Impressive in her quiet expertise.
Few know life's atrocities so well,
There having been some pain too thick to freeze,
Years and years too arduous to tell.

This knowledge none can qualify or quell,
However much one wants one's life to please.
Reason cannot break this evil spell,
Even as we dance among the trees,
Easy in the grace of some sweet breeze

Fifty-four finds few to sing her glory.
In what one is must be one's sole reward.
Fair fortune is no substitute for being
The passionate apostle of a word.
Yet endings do not vary with the story.

For her, it is enough to bear the beauty
Of singing one small note of some vast chord,
Unknowable but in the act of seeing
Resplendent the hard road she has endured.

Fifty-five refuses to be wroth.
Instead of cursing fortune, she sings songs,
Freed by savoring her right to choose
To ride the restless fury of her wrongs,
Yet whipped by bitter riptides into froth.

For she will be a dancer, win or lose,
Intent on wearing well the well-worn cloth,
Vivid in the grace of every move,
Even less the love for which she longs

Somebody please pay attention to me!
-douchesquirts

#56 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Is this a self-retorting retort?!?!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut the fuck up

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Funny Flag for Lee!

Lee, that doesn't rhime.

Now that's funny shit, Lee.

"Funny Flag for Lee!"

Simple things amuse simple minds.

"Now that's funny shit, Lee."

You too?!

"Now that's funny shit, Lee."

You too?!

#63 | Posted by member2586

Damn straight, after reading Frank and Truth's rambling B.S.

-Simple things amuse simple minds.

You should stay away from mirrors, then.
Laughing to death while dying of fright would be awful.

Bush is on TV talking about the economic crisis. My question is, WHY?

Is there anyone in this Country that still listens to or, worse, still believes a word that comes out of that asswipes mouth?

WE are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, 5
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.

With wonderful deathless ditties
We build up the world's great cities, 10
And out of a fabulous story
We fashion an empire's glory:
One man with a dream, at pleasure,
Shall go forth and conquer a crown;
And three with a new song's measure 15
Can trample an empire down.

We, in the ages lying
In the buried past of the earth,
Built Nineveh with our sighing,
And Babel itself with our mirth; 20
And o'erthrew them with prophesying
To the old of the new world's worth;
For each age is a dream that is dying,
Or one that is coming to birth.

Human evolution coming to a halt

We have always know who the real fascist are, those who say it is racist to use Obama's Middle name or question him about Ayers, or those who say questioning Obama on anything is "tinged in racism"

But FINALLY we see some true patriots finally investigating a proxy of the fascist left or trying to steal elections, Which DEMS always try to do. (Chicago) and the press always helps them cover it up.

So be stong Americans who still beleive in honesty and fairness, This could be the first step in finally raising the curtain on liberal Dems agenda to stel this country

"SHOULD gays come with warning labels?"

#7 | Posted by nanc

I would have thought Nanc would LIKE eating lesbian beef!

And now for something that's actually important: Esquire names 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

70th!!

I have been listening to some Rush and Hannity today. Between them and hearing sound bites from Palin and McCain I think the gloves are soon to be off. Even with McCain. Tonight's debate may well be a good bit contentious, not to mention the upcoming month. Fasten your seat belts.

Berry's a hottie. David Justice got rid of her. Hard to believe. She must really be high maintenance.

She must really be high maintenance.

#72 | Posted by OohRah

I'd be her mechanic anytime.

"I'd be her mechanic anytime." - WIS

Well, you are good with your hands. :^0
Sincerely, Larry Craig

Halle Berry - yummy.

But my heart still belongs to Charlize Theron. If you guys ever get a chance to see Cider house Rules, it's worth watching just see her naked and laid out on the bed for 5 seconds. Makes me want to slap Toby McQuire because I know he can't do anything for a woman like that (or any woman for that matter).

The Fed is now buying commercial paper so that companies can continue to operate despite the credit freeze. My question is why the hell did they not do this two weeks ago? Of course not, then they wouldn't have a talking point to scare the people into submission! Fucking bastards! They could have calmed the credit markets with the tools they already have while the congress took time to consider other alternatives to the Paulson Plan.

commercial paper=unsecured loans

more money given to wall street

Leper Messiah
(Metallica)

Spineless from the start, suckered into the part
Circus comes to town, you play the lead clown
Please, please
Spreading his disease, living by his story
Knees, knees
Falling to your knees, suffer for his glory
You will

Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to leper messiah

Marvel at his tricks, need your Sunday fix
Blind devotion came, rotting your brain
Chain, chain
Join the endless chain, taken by his glamour
Fame, fame.
Infection is the game, stinking drunk with power
We see

Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to leper messiah

Witchery, weakening
Sees the sheep are gathering
Set the trap, hypnotize
Now you follow

Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to leper messiah

Lie

Acorn Community Organizers in Las Vegas raided for voter fraud. Acorn plans to use the $850,000.00 Obama donated from his campaign funds earlier this year for legal fees.

Acorn Community Organizers in Las Vegas raided for voter fraud. Acorn plans to use the $850,000.00 Obama donated from his campaign funds earlier this year for legal fees.

#79 | Posted by KBM

He better save some for Wisconsin. We busted Acorn over a month ago on 2 seperate counts. Take a number, Nevada.

Gallup 'Consumer Confidence' poll results for today?

3% are "Confident".

One can pretty well guess they shop at the same stores as Cindy McCain

Gallup.com (top of the page)

"3% are "Confident"."

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

In what?