Maybe McCain's just "suspending" his campagin.

The best you can say about him is he's "erratic."

Dear John,

Go play golf.

Sincerely,
The Voters

Sarah & John are going to be BRILLIANT doing Viagra Ads come December...

Dear John,

Go play golf.

Sincerely,
The Voters

#3 | Posted by johnjkavanagh

Someone will have to help him with the swing on account of his bad arms.

Sarah & John are going to be BRILLIANT doing Viagra Ads come December...

#4 | Posted by Zap

That will be a great Xmas present.

Now that Michigan is no longer a Battleground since even McCain thinks he'll get creamed here, there is good reason for angry Michigan Republicans to vote for Bob Barr, after all, they won't help Barack Obama since he is apparently winning by a large margin. So to Michigan Republicans I say, this is a good opportunity to abandon the theory of the lesser of two evils because it doesn't apply under current conditions.

"I feel like I woke up this morning and there was a note on my pillow."

If that GOP guy had just posted it here he could've had a Funny Flag to console him.

"There was a note on my pillow."

You should feel flattered.

"There was a note on my pillow."
You should feel flattered.
#9 | Posted by Zatoichi

Better than a cat mewing outside that should've been inside, the front door unlocked when it should've been locked, and an odd musky smell in the room.

Dear John,

Go play golf.

Sincerely,
The Voters

Maybe it'd be easier if he just went and played with himself?
After appointing the mooseiah-you just KNOW he wants to......

McQuitter.

McCAIN'S PULLOUT HAS MICHIGAN REPUBLICANS WORRIED

Michigan Republicans scrambled Friday to stanch potential damage to their election chances after Sen. John McCain's sudden decision to halt his presidential campaign, including TV advertising, in Michigan.

Some hoped McCain would resume campaigning in the state soon.

Others were downright mad.

"I don't know what McCain was thinking," fumed Oakland County Executive L. Brooks Patterson, a leading state Republican. "He's a general who left the battlefield in the middle of the fight.
http://www.freep.com/apps/ pbcs.dll/article?AID=/ 20081004/NEWS15/810040322

Better than a cat mewing outside that should've been inside, the front door unlocked when it should've been locked, and an odd musky smell in the room.

#10 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Same as most rethug houses......

Sarah & John are going to be BRILLIANT doing Viagra Ads come December...

#4 | Posted by Zap

I happen to have the script for the commericial;

john; after i lost the election, i lost my ability to make an erection.

palin; you betcha, but doggone it i told him to buck up and go see his doctor

john; so i did, and now i'm as hard as chinese math

palin; oh john there you go again, going off half-cocked, next we're gonna check into that enhancement technology.....

JOHN: I haven't been able to get it up since Long Pong served up my dong for a Thanksgiving treat at the Hanoi Hilton.

SARAH: Ah, say it ain't so, John.

Followed by:

She takes off all her clothes and says, "Does this do it for you John?"

Six months from today nobody but nobody except those clown on FIXED NEWS, will even remember who the hell was SARAH PALIN!!!! This ignorant Bitch is to be Pitied, an McCain should be ashamed of himself for putting this Dan Quayle in Drag up for the office of the VP......

John: Your belly looks like a map of the Mekong Delta

So John cut 'n run McSame has quit. He didn't stay the course.

He thought he could win Michigan before he thought he couldn't.
Only a maverick would throw in the towel.

Don't be surprised when PA is next.

"I want to get back to Michigan, and I want to try," she told reporter Carl Cameron. "Todd and I, we'd be happy to get back to Michigan. We'd be so happy to speak to the people there in Michigan who are hurting."

Yo, Palin, more Republicanism will fix their hurt.

"If 20,000 people stay home in Michigan on Election Day because our commander has raised the white flag, that could change a lot of races," Patterson said.

100 years in Iraq, a couple of weeks in Michigan. Whatta guy. But then again, who can predict what the Suspenderer-in-Chief will do tomorrow?

He may join Joementum in a bid for an Independent ticket.

Not a prediction, but it wouldn't be a shock to me that if John continues to decline in the polls, he may "become too ill" to campaign. He wouldn't have been beaten, just too ill to fight the good fight.

Why does John McCain and the Republican party hate all of us here in Michigan?

Well here is my response:

Why don't all of you Republican cocksuckers get out of Michigan and never come back !!

McCain is just saying Michiganders don't matter to Him. It's a big Fuck You to the State and those who reside in Her.

Larry

Heres a clue for Michigan, The auto makers just asked and got for a "bailout" of 25 billion dollars with not a peep out of the dems about corrupt "evil' corporations that would inlcude Ford, GM and Chrysler. I looked into Nancy Pelosi's eyes and saw three letters...."U.A.W"

I Hope...No, I pray every last fat F***, lazy over-indulged, whiny "I want 50 dollars an hour and benefits to put in a F****** dashboard" high school dropout auto worker loses your job and you and your white trash family lose your house and starve to death...

"Your Govenor and your mayors are why your economy sucks..and is the worst in the nation, and you constantly wanting more to put something together ..Cars aren't "made" In Detroit" they are put together, like a kids jigsaw puzzle, the parts are made somewhere else.

And Make sure you keep that idiot Levin in the senate, he has been a big help

You state bad mouthed a man that you Know has always tried to cut spending fought for this country, goes against his own party and never took an earmark..But you whiny michigan faggots want to elect a Guy who went to two ivy leaguues schools on my dime (that's student loans for you auto workers) then has the audacity of hope to complain about how hard it was to pay it back....are you kidding me? I wonder how hard it was for John McCain to get the use of his arms back..oh Yeah..HE NEVER DID..So Fuck you Michigan and all you UAW fags

Hill-John McCadaver.

Says it all.

Now if he had picked the MORMON instead of the MORON as a running mate, MI might be different.

President Barak Hussein Obama. Democrat majorities in both House and Senate.

Get used to it.

McCains campaign is in its last throes.

Obamas' campaign has turned the corner.

Obama will be greeted with chocolate and flowers on election day.

Oh, I won't cry about it..Unlike you Homos...with "Oh the election was stolen "..Oh, it was Rove"..and all those threats to move to Canada, you never folow through on..But the insults from you ungrateful, whiny little pricks towards John McCain who suffered tremendoulsy and worked hard for this country. You will pay for..I don't like Bush either and he is a coward..But this time, you picked on the wrong guy, Don't vote for him..But you and your enablers in the press will pay for questioning his loyalty when you jizz guzzlers haven't done anything for this country except whine about "what your not getting"...I am praying to my God now, that when the terrorist coddling, America hating Hussein gets elected , he makes it so miserable for you and all the "common people" that fell for his crap

HILLBILLYJIHAD

It was McCain who went to school on YOUR dime and fucked off as much as possible. Another few million in lost aircraft (5 altogether). W got a million in training and spent the Vietnam War fighting hangovers in Alabama.

Obama paid back his student loans - with interest - a couple of years ago.

Duh

while campaigning in MI, McCain often heard chants of "OBAMA" during his events, these chants at an automive plant rally finally pissed him off!
that's all there was to it!

I am praying to my God now,

#30 | Posted by HillBillyJihad at 2008-10-04 10:58 PM | Reply | Flag

Obviously.

Go wipe the McSame jizz off your chin-are ALL "hillbillys" as brain dead as you are?

But you and your enablers in the press will pay for questioning his loyalty when you jizz guzzlers haven't done anything for this country except whine about "what your not getting"
And I suppose YOU'RE going to "make us pay" for john McBushit and Sarah (moosellini/the mooseiah) Failin'
not bein' CAPABLE of getting elected?
You are a pathetic, no talent, loser.
Go lose your worthless mind somewhere else-maybe the freepers will fool sorry for your ass...

Oh, I won't cry about it.

Hillbilly-you're ALREADY cryin' and havin' a conniption fit over losing-you are gonna have heart attack when President Obama is sworn in!

It's fine by me though-it'll leave one LESS useless braindead redneck for the next election.

Hopefully-this'll leave the MI rethugs disorganized enough to knock 'em out for awhile.
They've had such a headlock on Michigan Politics for so long... I'd just about given up on anything else.

He wrote a gay book to pay off his loans, and John McCain was a fighter pilot and spent 5 years being tortured to pay off his.. I am not sure, But I don't believe john McCain took out loans for the naval acadamy..Perhaps Americanunity could drudge up some inof on that..or perhaps he made that up..like everything Obama makes up

Maybe if McCain had taken his free studies seriously he wouldn't have crashed all those multimillion dollar airplanes.

Hillbilly-
re: "I am not sure, But I don't believe john McCain took out loans for the naval acadamy"

He didn't have to. His dad was an admiral, which might explain why McCain was admitted to Annapolis in the first place and why he graduated in the bottom 1% of his class and yet was still entrusted with multi-million dollar jets.

So why did your butt buddy say he did? again, you lefties will say anything to degrade a 'real" America. And you DO realize that all the academies are engineering schools...right? I am sure if he would have taken african-american stuudies or one of those other 'I hate white people and america, so I'd like a degree in it' programs, he would have done much better. And Obama is a lawyer..imagine that..and lawyers have done so much to advance mankind...Your mindless babble grows tiresome..

I'll spell it out for you HBJ, the service academies like Annapolis are paid for by taxes. There is no tuition. True, you have to serve for a set number of years after you graduate, so your statement about McCain paying of his school by being a fighter pilot has some truth to it.

and lawyers have done so much to advance mankind
#43 | Posted by HillBillyJihad

Like invent Habeus Corpus? Write the US Constitution? Free the slaves? Yea, I'd say lawyers have done their share to advance mankind.

...Your mindless babble grows tiresome..

Haven't seen a good self-retorting retort for a while.

McCain is running the worst campaign I've ever seen.

RightisRight-
re: "McCain is running the worst campaign I've ever seen."

Your candidate is a Republican running a campaign after it has become abundantly clear that Republican policies have wrecked the entire fucking nation.

Bummer.

"Your candidate is a Republican running a campaign after it has become abundantly clear that Republican policies have wrecked the entire fucking nation."

Yeah, but what is RightisRight to do? Might just as well try to pin the blame on a particular candidate rather than the ideology and practices of his party for the last 30 years or so.

He's not my candidate. Never was. I said in 2000 I would never vote for him, I never have, and I never will. He'd be lousy.

Still better than Obama will be, though.

Might just as well try to pin the blame on a particular candidate rather than the ideology and practices of his party for the last 30 years or so.

#47 | Posted by nullifidian
* * * *

He doesn't believe in the ideology or the practices of the party, or of conservatives. And I'm not going to be fooled by a faux conservative ever again.

John McCain was a fighter pilot
No he flew a bomber-which was one reason he was so jealous of the F-4 Guys he set the Forrestal on fire and killed 140 sailors Hill. He now collects 3 government checks a month and you want to make it four.

"Your Govenor and your mayors are why your economy sucks..and is the worst in the nation, and you constantly wanting more to put something together ..Cars aren't "made" In Detroit" they are put together, like a kids jigsaw puzzle, the parts are made somewhere else.

And Make sure you keep that idiot Levin in the senate, he has been a big help

#26 | Posted by HillBillyJihad at 2008-10-04 10:41 PM

Wrong Fuckface.... It is your Fucking brainless war mongering President with his Asshole sidekick Dick Cheney who presently resides under a rock these days who have put this country in the Shit because they lick the dicks of Exxon Mobil's, Halliburtons and Defense Contractors.... This country survived on the US Automobile company as a catalyst for the last 100 years and now all auto workers are reduced to brainless dumbfucks in the last 8 Years of this motherfucking brainless asshole President..

Aren't you afraid the Terroeist will follow us hom e if we don't fight them in Iraq? ... Asshole... Lets pump another $1 Trillion in... Asshole...Lets bomb the fuck out of Iran,....Asshole

Fuck You and fuck everyone of you Money grubbing piece of shit Republican Cocksuckers !!!

HAHA..I thinbk I hit a nerve, amazing how the truth pisses of lefties.

Last hundred years?, if that was true, Toyota would not be beating the pants off them, THE UAW has destroyed the auto industry, All this did not happen over the last 8 years, it has been happening since the 70's..get used to it..All you fat lazy UAW pukes will be out of a job and will soon have soemthing to really whine about..So have a Bud and a burrito and get used to being an oxygen theif

the A-4 Skywak is neither a fighter nor a bomber, it is an Ground attack aicraft..So all you Idiots that get your information from Wiki..Look it up

Want a clue as to why? Revisit Michael Moore's "Roger And Me." herm

John to Sarah: ELECTION Day? I thought you said erection day. herm

No he flew a bomber-which was one reason he was so jealous of the F-4 Guys he set the Forrestal on fire and killed 140 sailors Hill. He now collects 3 government checks a month and you want to make it four.

#51 | Posted by northguy3
* * * *

You're a liar, and stupid besides. So's the guy you're voting for.

Four years of douchebaggery. Hopefully I'll be ready.

Four years of douchebaggery. Hopefully I'll be ready.

#57 | Posted by rightisright

Well, we've all had 8 years of practice.

Yes, we have. Except that nobody who criticized Bush was accused of having racist motives. Obamania is more touchy, and insular.

PA is two points further in the bag for Obama than MI was. Wonder when McCadaver will cut and run from there.

On the bright side, Palin's winkin' and fibbin' only cost the Reps two thenths of a point on RCP.

Palin said" she learned of the decision when she read about it in the newspapers."
Are you shitin me? Another bright idea.
No wonder she wants more power for the VP.
Let`s keep in touch..wink wink?
It`s over!!! RIP rethugs
You can only blame your own people!
Don`t worry too much they all have parachutes.

Don't be surprised when PA is next.

#21 | Posted by briwo

RCP just threw PA into "solid Obama". way to go mcCadaver-pissing on Tom ridge sure worked out well for you, didn't it.

Now if he had picked the MORMON instead of the MORON as a running mate, MI might be different.
#28 | Posted by northguy3

NG3, do you think that Romney would have been criticized any less than Palin? While Romney is a known quantity (and has roots in MI), something tells me that the left wouldn't give him any easier time than they've given Palin.

" ... the left wouldn't give him any easier time than they've given Palin."

The left - if you mean the corporate-owned press - has not begun to give Ms. Palin a hard time. It has lobbed creampuffs at her, and not even followed up on her repliees to them. The left/press could easily make Palin reveal herself as the utter imbecile that she is. herm

****** Someone will have to help him with the swing on account of his bad arms.
..... Posted by member2586 ******

.....it's ok......he keeps his score on a portable Diebold machine......

**** Fuck You and fuck everyone of you Money grubbing piece of shit Republican Cocksuckers !!!
...... Posted by USATrueandBlue7 *****

......people who hold in their feelings get ulcers......

......com'on USATB7.....let it out and tell us how you really feel ..........