now, imagine he'd broken into a hospital nursery...

2 timothy 3:1-7

1This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

check.

2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

check.

3Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

check.

4Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

check.

5Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

check.

6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

check.

7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

check.

That's right, nanc. This is the first time anyone has ever done anything bad before. Therefore, it is clear that the world is coming to an end.

Not.

And there shall come those who spew fire and brimstone and bring upon themselves all sorts of divers complaints, namely Ye Are Stupid.

the Book of Dxlingr Ch. 2 verse 4

"check."

Yep the world is ending. Time to start giving away all your stuff so you'll look all nice and meek when Jesus comes riding in on his thousand headed dragon or whatever it is you raptards believe.....

And there shall come forth the internets and all will become clear..

The End is Nigh! Fire and Brimstone will fall from the heavens and burn their noses. The earth will open up and swallow sinners but miraculaously leave the non-sinners. The volcanoes will awaken from theri slumbers and spew forth vitriol (kinda like McSame). The tidal waves will wet their feet and the winds will mess up their hairdos.

Everybody panic!!!!!

Or it could be just another beautiful fall afternoon. Forget about the knee-jerks, go rake some leaves and throw a ball with your children/grandchildren.

A 7-year-old boy broke into a zoo in Australia and fed a number of animals to the zoo's crocodile. He also bashed a few lizards to death with a rock, according to the zoo director.

Anyone remember the old movie classic "The Bad Seed" where a sweet 9 year old girl was a sociopath killer?

This is exactly what we have here.
This 7 year old is severely mentally ill.

Today he smashes in the heads of lizards and animals.
Tomorrow he'll be doing it to his siblings and classmates.

I've seen a croc feed in Panama. I hope there is footage of this kids rampage on youtube.

I got in a fight with a kid when i was about 12 and i bloodied his nose. he went home and tied his mothers cat to a clothesline, douched it with gas, and set it on fire.

They sent him sway. His mother had already had other incidents. never did find out what happened to him. They questioned me about the fight, etc...

The school people told me that almost all psychopaths have a history of killing and torturing animals before they move on to larger prey.

It helped my reputation because everybody hated him.

Verily I say unto you, Many claim to see the end. Then, they die and another group takes their place. Then, they.....

Statements like #11 aren't valid unless at least one or more verilies and no less than one "I say unto you". Since these are present, this is an authentic statement that must be believed.

DON"T YOU BELIEVE?

violent crime committed by small children is up all over the world. that cannot be denied.

lipz - many serial killers began that way, but i believe they were made not born that way. "the good son" is on a par with "the bad seed".

when i told my husband about this, he asked, "wonder what video game the kid was playing as he set off on his adventure?" i wonder what he sees every day of his life to be so vacant of ANY morality in his mind whatsoever.

some people should never have children.

violent crime committed by small children is up all over the world. that cannot be denied.

Link?

The only thing that is up is the reporting..

"when i told my husband about this, he asked, "wonder what video game the kid was playing as he set off on his adventure?""

One spouse's immediate reaction is that this is a sign of The End. The other's is to blame video games.

Let me guess: You were highschool sweethearts who originally met on the short bus.

"violent crime committed by small children is up all over the world. that cannot be denied."

Yet, there's no link to actual facts. Typical. Some might say you're living in an age where information is transmitted at the speed of light and made available in real time all over the world, but that wouldn't be "biblical".

BTW - How does a seven year old break into a zoo? What kind of securty could have been in place if a 2nd grader can not only get in, but actually gain access to animals?

A criminal kidlet in Australia?

Wot are the odds?

(Okay, genetically it's about 50/50 but it's impolite to mention that one)

More seriously, this li'l shit is a psychopath-in-training as has already been mentioned on this thread.

Where were this punk's parents again?

Spud's guess is they were NOT off collecting their "Parents of the Year" award.

Call it a hunch.

Be Well.

/Video games, Nanc? S'rsly? Wow, just, wow!

"Everybody panic!

BY LIPZOIDIAL

"DON'T PANIC"

The words on the cover of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

That was easy!

A 7-year-old boy broke into a zoo in Australia and fed a number of animals to the zoo's crocodile. He also bashed a few lizards to death with a rock, according to the zoo director.

Posted by pirate

I didn't know the pRez had gone to Australia.....

some people should never have children.

#13 | Posted by nanc at 2008-10-03 12:38 PM | Reply

Yet, you wouldn't give them the option to abort.

Give Nancy a break. If Biden could smile tolerantly and bemused on the Alaska Airhead, we can do no less for Nancy. Indeed, if the rapture comes, she can then put in a good word for the rest of us. herm

some people should never have children.

#13 | Posted by nanc

or maybe you are just looking for the easy convenient answer.

"...some people should never have children." Including Sarah, Nancy? herm

no, herm. no.

No what, Nancy? (I asked TWO questions.) herm

i wonder what he sees every day of his life to be so vacant of ANY morality in his mind whatsoever.

some people should never have children.

#13 | Posted by nanc at 2008-10-03 12:38 PM

that could be said of your hero Duuuhbya, nanc

WTF!?!?!

Looks like Australia may have just discovered their next big serial killer.

I used to fry ants with a magnifying glass. Tried to burn a dead bird once but the stench was a bit much. Graduated to using the magnifying glass to try to ignite caps and to see how long I could burn the top of my fingernail till I screamed like a little b*tch.

DEAR GOD, HERM!

what don't you get about my response?:

no, herm. no.

#27 | Posted by nanc at 2008-10-03 06:15 PM | Reply | Flag: hooked on puh-honicks

must you be so dense?

Juveniles were involved as victims or offenders in 38% of all violent crimes in which the victim could estimate the age of the offender(s), 1993-2003.
~From Nanc's Link

I guess your faith preveted you from reading the First line:

"The number of victimizations by violent crime per 1,000 teenagers dropped from about 130 victimizations in 1993 to about 60 in 2003"

Nether one of your links come close to giving ANY remote credence to your original assertion.

violent crime committed by small children is up all over the world. that cannot be denied.
~Nanc

We used to catch h-bees and tie thread around the abdomen and then have a flying pet... for a while. Then they stopped flying so we untied them.

Frying ants with a magnifying glass had a nice crackle.

That's about as far as we dared. When you grow up with pets a kid gets a sense of an animals feelings.

"Neither one of your links come close to giving ANY remote credence to your original assertion."

Ya gotta love it when someone links to proof they're wrong.

Jeezuz, do we always get nanc saying anything kids do bad is because their parents were godless!! I grew up with little shits like this, and the only thing wrong was their god-fearing parents didn't kick the living shit out of them because they had a different vision of what it means to live among other people, ie; to share.

"Frying ants with a magnifying glass had a nice crackle." DX

That, and a memorable smell.

"That, and a memorable smell."

Posted by OohRah

No wonder you hope you're "saved."
Did you torture frogs, too?

Ooey fried ants and Nancy won't tell me what she was saying no to. Moving on ... herm

"Ooey fried ants"

That's OK if he ate them.

Can't say I ever did that, ZAT. I did pull some legs off Daddy Long Legs on more than one occasion. If I recall their legs continued to flex, which was a bit creepy.

Used to have a pet tarantula while in college. We'd feed it a mouse - so that was enjoyable - for us and the spider anyway. Then, for fun, we'd blow our exhale bong hits into the terrarium. Purely for scientific study, mind you. I'm sure you'd appreciate that.

"Can't say I ever did that"

I used to gig bullfrogs and cook them on the gig and eat the legs when I was 11 or 12.

We'd camp on a lake near our place near Marlin, TX with a few (4-7) kids. That's when I knew an old poster here by the handle of Rodeglide.

" I'm sure you'd appreciate that. "

Posted by OohRah

Think cat in a sack, passed around.

I never comprehended cats, really, until I met Max out here in the sticks.

That was an amazing five years.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.
-S&G

"There was a problem processing your request.
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Yer a pro, nanc.

ROTFLMAO

Steady decline since 2000........

Percent of all arrests involving persons under age 18 in the United States

2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005

Total Arrests 16.9% 16.6% 16.4% 16.3% 15.8% 15.2%

ANIMAL ZOO
Spirit

Living in the city I've been abused (He has)
Jobs I keep and people I meet
They don't do more than make me amused
Everywhere I turn now, just more bad news
So don't look now and don't ask how
Gonna find me a way to the animal zoo
Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
Hey hey, got too much to lose
Got to get on back to the animal zoo

Looking at my body, I'm slipin down (So far)
The air I breathe and the water I drink
Is selling me short and turning me around
Everyone I see now, on their way too (Everybody)
So don't look now and don't ask how
Gonna find a way home to the animal zoo
Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
Hey hey, got too much to lose
Got to get on home to the animal zoo
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

(Look Out)

Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
Hey hey, got too much to lose
Got to get on home to the animal zoo
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
Hey hey, got too much to lose
Got to get on home to the animal zoo
Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
Much to fat and a little to long
Much to fat and a little to long (Repeat To Fade)

Population Ages 10 to 17

32,607,300 - 2000

32,991,100 - 2001

33,393,200 - 2002

33,503,200 - 2003

33,583,300 - 2004

33,627,500 - 2005

sorry, blame it on the drugs.

So what's your point Nanc?

That the population is rising?

So what's your point Nanc?

zap - at least my point isn't what a hat would cover.

dxlingr - i doubt the population is rising as fast as the youth crime rate. not to worry - the left will abort all their troubles out of existence.

i doubt the population is rising as fast as the youth crime rate. not to worry - the left will abort all their troubles out of existence.

And that you can take on faith!!
~Nanc

i'm sorry you cannot see the problem of troubled youth for what it is, zap. you probably don't have children, do you?

Nanc...

Well you may doubt, but this you may be sure, that crime begins at home. If a child is raised in a environment that engenders a hostile personality then how can you blame the kids?

The answer is not in the Bible, or whatever you may call it, it is HOW YOU RAISE YOUR KIDS.

It's Bush's fault.

Ta Murphy

When all else fails.....

i agree wholeheartedly, dxlingr.

p.s., dxlingr - we just happen to have found the best answers in the bible.

We?

You and what army?

Oh yeah, don't tell me. Soldiers of Christ. Hun, I was raised on the Bible, so when you say, 'we' are you including me, or are you in an exclusive club?

i'm sorry you cannot see the problem of troubled youth for what it is, zap. you probably don't have children, do you?

Nanc You state:

"violent crime committed by small children is up all over the world. that cannot be denied."

Yet you have no supporting information. In fact your last post includes this:

After nearly a decade in which violent-crime rates fell or were stable throughout the USA, the FBI reported last month that there was a 2.5% rise last year in violent crimes, which include homicides, rapes, robberies and aggravated assaults.

Up 2.5% after a decade of decline or stability. More reporting of events that have been less covered is a more probable cause and a 2.5% bump isn't much to talk about let alone go off on the tangent you attempted.

Morality isn't limited to the bible, koran or faith. In fact many see religion as an abomination of morality.

I have two both in college.

good for you, zap - hopefully they'll make a difference in this world. i know ours have and will continue to do so.

"many", zap? it seems to me that almost 80 percent of u.s. citizens CLAIM christianity. from where do you derive your own morality and the morality you passed on to your children?

- the left will abort all their troubles out of existence.

because i know you'll hound me and until i find current stats, this will have to do.

Nanc, work on your original claim before moving to one I haven't questioned.

Picture this:

A very long line of bedraggled people waiting to see the God.
It's been a long day and there can be heard grumblings in the line.
At the head of the line is the GateKeeper.
The GateKeeper is wearing a football helmet with green and gold.
On the front of the helmet there is a sticker with the name Nanc.
The job of the GateKeeper is to determine whether people are 'Christian' enough to be allowed into heaven.
You see people going into heaven and praising God.
You also see people being turned away and giving God the finger.
So it's your turn and you meet the GateKeeper.
The Gatekeeper stares at you and burps.
More beer!!!
Off with his head!!!
What do you do?
Look at your hands.
Raise your finger.

Too bad the kid didn't break into the US Congress instead of the ZOO....

There are a whole bunch of folks there that ought to be fed to the Crocs, starting with Nancy "Queen Bitch" Piglosi, Barney "Bend over and I will drive you home" Frank, Harry "Can somone point me the way to the Senate, I'm lost" Ried, Barack "Do you have CHANGE for this $200 MILLION bribe" Obama, Joe "Who Should I Pretend To Be Today" Biden, et al...

Now the croc needs a 7 year old brat to round out his meal, So throw the kid in with the croc and see who wins.

I stoned a turtle to death when I was 5. It was bloody mayhem, and since it was a large turtle, it took quite a few big stones and a lot of time.

Ever since then, even thinking about it fills me with such sorrow and dread that I was capable of such cruelty, and now every time I see a turtle crossing the road, I get out of my car and stop traffic to make sure it gets across safely.

Hopefully, this child will come realize the horrific act he perpetrated, and when he does, will spend the rest of his life trying to make up for his crime.

For some, it can be a painful path to an open heart. Don't be so quick to write this kid off.

Sagmain - I agree with you.

just reminds me of what a great guy steve irwin was

good for you, zap - hopefully they'll make a difference in this world. i know ours have and will continue to do so.

#65 | Posted by nanc at 2008-10-03 11:02 PM

so they HAVE been spayed or neutered!

good job.

Graduated to using the magnifying glass to try to ignite caps and to see how long I could burn the top of my fingernail till I screamed like a little b*tch.

#31 | Posted by OohRah

Just out of curiosity, what makes you scream like a little bitch now?

This story is great... Crocs are awesome when they feed. I can see why the kid did it... kind of like watching a snake eat a mouse..

It may sound cruel, but I think in the long run society will be better served if we go ahead and throw this seven year old sociopath to the crocs.