..when wrestling with a pig, at the end you are both filthy and exhausted but you get the distinct feeling that the pig enjoyed the experience.

The only poetry I have ever heard that was worse was by the Vogons in 'Hitchhikers Guide To The Universe'.

Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't!

(Lipz sobbing quietly).

I'm fairly certain that part of my brain just caught fire.

Rev,

Every time I hear that woman speak she gives me a pain in my left eye.

Crap! I have to make sure my cats are out of earshot of the tv during the news-in case she comes on and tries to speak.
Just seeing her "performances" so far has told me all I need to know about does and does not goe on inside that, vast, empty cavern.
When a doctor uses that thing they use to look inside her ears, what do you suppose he sees?

KKKarl Rove's hand......

It's enough to make one long for Dubya.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

Just seeing her "performances" so far has told me all I need to know about does and does not goe on inside that, vast, empty cavern.

#5 | Posted by frankf55

Why you wanna bring her vagina into this discussion? :-)