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Search teams looking for the remains of the adventurer Steve Fossett, who disappeared while out flying a year ago, have found the wreckage of his aircraft in the California mountains.

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Goodbye, Global Flyer, few have attained the heights you did.

Can't believe its been a year.

Hey is it possible that He staged His own disappearance??

Larry

Larry-when they announced finding ID documents only, I wondered the same thing, though we now know passports can survive massive plane crashes unharmed...

He supposedly had a mistress so highly likely. Maybe He got tired of the first staged His disappearance and hooked up with the Second. You would think an extremely avid pilot would not fuck up this badly.

Larry

He is hiding out in Tasmania with Jim Morrison and Elvis.

Would he have a reason to do something like that?


Would he have a reason to do something like that?

#7 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2008-10-02 11:03 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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He got boocoo buckaroos. He might have some stashed somewheres so His current wife doesn't get the money. Hell if I were to stage a disappearance I'd probably do the same exact thing. Of course I ain't too bright. I'd probably get caught using My real name instead of an alias. So it would do Me no good to try it.

Larry


Would he have a reason to do something like that?

#7 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Sure does..a love of music and deep-fried peanutbutter and banana sandwiches....un-hunh!

No, He's holed up in a cabin somewhere in the mountains with D.B. Cooper...

BuffaloBob-I'm doing this as a personal favor to you, you owe me.

The reason no body was found at the crash site is that Fosset was abducted by aliens just before the plane splatted into the mountain. For further information I must refer you to BB as this is his neighborhood. Take it away Bob....

The reason no body was found at the crash site is that bears and cougars get hungry.

This is what happens when you don't have a bailout...

Fossett likely strayed into restricted airspace, such as Groom Lake. (Groom Lake is the geographical name for the zone that the U.S. Government calls Area 51.) He apparently survived the crash, but the Defense Department Goonsquad probably scoured the countryside and found him after his plane went down. He's probably dead, and his body will be found with a mysterious hole in it, just like former Secretary Treasurer Ron Brown. If he's NOT dead, then he's in a 6x6 concrete room wishing that he died.

Isn't this area the same area where people disappeared in 'Atlas Shrugged'?

Look at a map. Mammoth Lakes = California.
Area 51 = Nevada
Distance between them = 125 miles

I think he staged his disappearance. He leaves specific ID with his name on it for identity, money to make it look realistic, but no parts left of his jet?

His body, IF he had crashed, could easily have been dragged away by coyotes and wolves, but there would have been something left as far as jet parts strewn around. Did he have no black box or GPS on his plane?

Hmm

" but no parts left of his jet? "

Ummm, plenty of parts.


www.cnn.com


Seems likely his flight bag had all those materials found. I am sure a bear or other scaveneger grabbed it looking for food. I find it hard to believe Fossett walked from the crash site to where the items were found. I lived up in Mammoth for 5 years. Got lost many times and have been chased by bears. There really isn't much by way of marked trails or roads. Just about 5000 lakes and rivers to navigate.

Simple explanation is he had a heart attack or stroke and was unconscious or dead at the controls while he wasn't that old he wasn't young either.

But no remains found at the site of the crash?

It was described as a high impact crash, one that destoyed the plane and probably the pilot. So, did some animals cart off the body? Unlikley that the entire body was dragged off. Where is it?

Sure, it would appear that Fossett's plane crashed at high speed into the side of a mountain, but it's actually all a part of Bush's diabolical plans.

Warmest regards,
911 conspiracy assoles

could he have jumped out with his plane on auto...

Pieces of the Fosset person were found in the wreckage. Bears and cougars failed to eat the remains. A straight in has such impact that such a fragile this as humans disintegrate. Fosset is here, there and some right here.

Sorry BB they killed a conspiracy for you.

yep. kinda ironic for someone that did what he did to die that way.

He hit a mountain head on. This wasn't a crash landing. In a head on crash the body does not disappear without a trace unless it left the plane before impact. There are bears and cougars, but they typically don't lick the plate that clean.

By the way, a Bellanca is a vintage, single engine light airplane. I'd assume he had a Bellanca Viking which has a top ground speed of approximately 195 mph. For a single engine plane it's considered high performance, but it's not a jet.

If there are no pieces of him in the plane, he wasn't flying it when it whit the hill. Rapture?

NTSB is on the hill scooping up pieces for
investigation, with severity of impact may
be inconclusive. Engine is fairly intact.
Some remains sent to coroner for DNA.

RIP Steve Fossett

Ballanca Citabria Super Decathalon
1970's vintage

The reason no body was found at the crash site is that Fosset was abducted by aliens just before the plane splatted into the mountain.

nah, Ms. Bigfoot took him to her love den. Apparently she was tired of an empty suit.

As far as parts are concerned-remember that A-10 that went missing back in the day-they never found anything believable as debris.

A-10 was found and pilot body parts recovered
took 22 days to find the mountain side hit
4, 500lb bombs still missing

BuffaloBob-I'm doing this as a personal favor to you, you owe me.
The reason no body was found at the crash site is that Fosset was abducted by aliens just before the plane splatted into the mountain. For further information I must refer you to BB as this is his neighborhood. Take it away Bob....


What, no youtube video?

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