Good old Homey tries to do the right thing. Diebold (former name) has other ideas....

Maybe when Marge shows up (she can fit in the smaller booth) it'll all work out alright.

"mmmmmmmm Forbidden Voting!"

The Simpsons is a cartoon, Obama/McCain is the real world. Try to keep the two worlds in their proper place. Though there are times that the cartoon world has a message that our current leaders could benifit from. Shrubbies life has been a sick cartoon for nearly eight years. He of all of us should have been able to see the difference.

The Hulkster says that voting fraud is bad news, brother. You've gotta do your part as an American to be honest and obey the laws. It's the right thing to do, brother.

HULKAMANIA FOREVER!

Obama has locked up the cartoon vote?

Sweet!

Hey, Homer Simpson may just be a fictional two dimensional character but he's still one dimension up on Yawn and Scary.

Speaking of scary...

Diebold/Premier are still out there.

Sequoia optical scanners are still having issues.

The accountable paper trail with intact chain of custody does not exist.

"It not the people who vote that counts it's who people who count the votes"

~Joeseph Stalin.

Be Well.

KEITH

Say it isn't so! LOL

I have read reports of electronic voting machine tests where no matter who you vote for all the votes were still logged for one candidate.

In related news:

Clearly, this is "news" of the utmost importance.

Homer is a proper representation of Obama supporters, especially AU.

Clearly, this is "news" of the utmost importance.

#9 | Posted by Kinger at 2008-10-02 01:22 PM

not really.. I still need to know how Bart Simpson stands on this!

forget about Bart, I want to know how Peter Griffin votes.

Homer has always been strictly against democrats.

I guess even he thinks McSame/Failin are a terrible choice.

D'oh!

Homer, MSNBC, CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, etc. Should we be surprised?

First a potatoe and now HOMER. Wow, hussein is racking up the endorsements.

"potatoe(sic)"

Dan Quayle flag

Beat me to it, Zat! Nice call.

HOLY SHIT! A spelling error!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!1!1!11!
11111!1

Wow, only 5 minutes. Quicker than I thought. Easy bait though.

More eligible voters watch the Simpsons than Fox News.

Man, even Homer understands. Says a lot about the right wing tards still desperately holding on to the rope of a sinking ship.

***hint: it will sink and so will you***

(Schematics available for the even dumber members of your team.)

Homer is a proper representation of Obama supporters, especially AU.

Saw a couple of Obama nuts at the Angels/Red Sox game last night. This idiot stood up and displayed a Obama sign and was immediatly shouted down. There ended up being a few fights and lets just say the Obama supporters left with their tails between their legs. Here's a hint, Orange County has always been and always will be REPUBLICAN land.

Saw a couple of Obama nuts at the Angels/Red Sox game last night. This idiot stood up and displayed a Obama sign and was immediatly shouted down. There ended up being a few fights and lets just say the Obama supporters left with their tails between their legs. Here's a hint, Orange County has always been and always will be REPUBLICAN land.

#22 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-10-02 03:16 PM | Reply

I've got a buddy that told me a similar story today.
A guy with an Obama hat was being heckled and people were bobing peanuts off of him. Security eventually had to escort the guy out of the stadium.

I've got a buddy that told me a similar story today.
A guy with an Obama hat was being heckled and people were bobing peanuts off of him. Security eventually had to escort the guy out of the stadium.

He was lucky. The other three I saw were smacked around a bit and then escorted out.

CRISPEE

I fit in the regular voting booth and have a very full head of hair. Hell, I don't even have a bumper sticker. Call my wife and I 'common sense' voters - unlike those who voted for an obvious moron twice.

I know you hate Obama 'cause he's gonna beat the crap out of McSame. It's time for an intelligent, level headed President. Sorry McCain's most likely to lose VERY badly.

(smallest violin in the world playing a mournful song)

always will be REPUBLICAN land.

#22 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-10-02 03:16 PM | Reply |

And the stooge and proud of this fact. What will it take for you idiots to understand the miserable failure that the republicans have become, the abysmal performance of the bush doctrine, the complete shitter he has tossed your great country in?

And the tard replies all cocky and proud: and will always be republican land. I guess you get what you deserve: failure.

I know you hate Obama 'cause he's gonna beat the crap out of McSame. It's time for an intelligent, level headed President. Sorry McCain's most likely to lose VERY badly.

Well if he does lose, last night may be an indication whats to follow. There is no doubt there will be celebrations if he wins or anger if he loses. The question is how far will it go. Look what has happened in Detroit when they win a major championship.

always will be REPUBLICAN land.

#22 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-10-02 03:16 PM | Reply |

...and please, no gay komodo or whatever homo-erotic embrace you pushed on me a while back in a risible fit of typing rage.

And the stooge and proud of this fact. What will it take for you idiots to understand the miserable failure that the republicans have become, the abysmal performance of the bush doctrine, the complete shitter he has tossed your great country in?

And the tard replies all cocky and proud: and will always be republican land. I guess you get what you deserve: failure.

#26 | Posted by panchovilla at 2008-10-02 03:28 PM

Yeah it sucks living here. Damn ocean a few miles away. Weather is bad. No malls, concert venues, Performing Arts Centers. No theme parks. No major sports franchises. Golf courses are at a minimum. Skiing an whole hour away. A lousy airport. Terrible schools from K-12. That damn Bush. How dare he screw up the highest registered republican County in the US.

CRISPEE

What happened last night?

...and please, no gay komodo or whatever homo-erotic embrace you pushed on me a while back in a risible fit of typing rage.

As usual you blame your imaginative, sexually confused interpretations on somebody else. Pinche enano.

...and please, no gay komodo or whatever homo-erotic embrace you pushed on me a while back in a risible fit of typing rage.

If I remember right you thought a kimora was some sexual postion or move. Seemed a bit odd you had that thought.

Crispee - you're right about no major sports franchises, since the Angels "claim" L.A. and the Ducks, well, are the Ducks. So, how soon did you learn Spanish after moving to Santa Ana?

"Well if he does lose, last night may be an indication whats to follow. There is no doubt there will be celebrations if he wins or anger if he loses. The question is how far will it go. Look what has happened in Detroit when they win a major championship.

#27 | Posted by crispee_oc "

I smell a FOX News talking point!

If I remember right you thought a kimora was some sexual postion or move. Seemed a bit odd you had that thought.

#32 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-10-02 03:41 PM | Reply |

If it's an error on the person, I apologize. But you do seem to remember some of the specifics of "your" threat about not dissing a person who could put me in a komodo hug.

Komodo hug

So, how soon did you learn Spanish after moving to Santa Ana?

Had to learn Spanish at 18 when I was working for circuit board company. Didn't want them breaking a million dollar fabricator machine or ruining the silk screens etc. Most of them were alright. Hell they got me into the Santa Ana Boxing Club. We used to settle disputes in the gym.

If it's an error on the person, I apologize. But you do seem to remember some of the specifics of "your" threat about not dissing a person who could put me in a komodo hug.

#35 | Posted by panchovilla at 2008-10-02 04:34 PM |

You should have apologized weeks ago. You agreed with some clown that wanted to stick something in an orface. I responded by saying what I would do if someone like him tried. After that it was all you little man.

Sorry that was "orfice".

I've got a buddy that told me a similar story today.
A guy with an Obama hat was being heckled and people were bobing peanuts off of him. Security eventually had to escort the guy out of the stadium.

He was lucky. The other three I saw were smacked around a bit and then escorted out.

#24 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-10-02 03:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

WOW.....violence against someone for their political beliefs....how manly!

I guess that's what we should expect from anyone who thinks that a woman's ability to gut a moose for fun somehow makes her more feminine.

WOW.....violence against someone for their political beliefs....how manly!

Quite the opposite. He forgot it was a baseball game. He forgot what County he was in. He had ample opportunity to sit down and shut up. Instead he tempted the crowd and got his ass kicked. Another guy and his son tried to defend him. Of course the son threw a soda at someone and was promptly grabbed and removed.

I have read reports of electronic voting machine tests where no matter who you vote for all the votes were still logged for one candidate.

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-10-02 01:10 PM | Reply

I saw it on the Internet, so it must be true

I didn't see it on the internet. You did, Vernon?

Do you get English speaking TV over there in Taiwan?

Listen, McCain, cool down and regain the quiet confidence: you will be the 44th.

Well if he does lose, last night may be an indication whats to follow. There is no doubt there will be celebrations if he wins or anger if he loses. The question is how far will it go. Look what has happened in Detroit when they win a major championship.

#27 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-10-02 03:30 PM | Reply

When was the last time you saw angry Republicans go into the streets and cause a riot?

You should have apologized weeks ago. You agreed with some clown that wanted to stick something in an orface. I responded by saying what I would do if someone like him tried. After that it was all you little man.

#38 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-10-02 04:45 PM | Reply |

Wrong answer assclown. Try: apology accepted.

ps: re the rest of your post: you're blowing smoke out of your ass, aka orface.

Sorry, that was "orfice"

Wrong answer assclown. Try: apology accepted.

Apology accepted. Even though it was backhanded?

Crisp,

Well if he does lose, last night may be an indication whats to follow. There is no doubt there will be celebrations if he wins or anger if he loses. The question is how far will it go. Look what has happened in Detroit when they win a major championship.

Don't be a dick.

The event you refer to occurred in 1984 - when the Tigers last won the World Series.

Since then we've had 3 NBA championships, 4 Stanley Cups and numerous close-calls in all sports sans football. ALL of them occurred without major incident.

Fuck! The Wings won the cup this spring. Do you have evidence of rioting as a result?

The talking-point is not only old, but it has been lived-down.

How many times does Detroit have to act responsibly on the heels of greatness, or almost-greatness, before the stereotype dies?

PS - We'll probably see this year as the Red Wings are looking like a serious contender. Again.

When was the last time you saw angry Republicans go into the streets and cause a riot?

#45 | Posted by vernon at 2008-10-02 05:25 PM | R

Sorry Vern. It was Obama I was pseaking of, not McCain. You are right though about repubs rioting in the streets.

Agreed. Enjoy the show tonight.

"""Fuck! The Wings won the cup this spring. Do you have evidence of rioting as a result?"""

Hell, MTL was set on fire after we won the first round last spring.

When was the last time you saw angry Republicans go into the streets and cause a riot?

#45 | Posted by vernon

Can't mess up the perfect hair or scuff the Bass Weejun loafers

"""Fuck! The Wings won the cup this spring. Do you have evidence of rioting as a result?"""

Hell, MTL was set on fire after we won the first round last spring.

#52 | Posted by panchovilla

I don't recall ever seeing an African-American at a Red Wings game.

Could it have been drunk white morons who set the fires?

"The talking-point is not only old, but it has been lived-down."

Yeah but it's fun to keep bringing it up!

"""Fuck! The Wings won the cup this spring. Do you have evidence of rioting as a result?"""

Read the post again son. Something about what HAS happened.

I don't recall ever seeing an African-American at a Red Wings game.

Could it have been drunk white morons who set the fires?

Well, since we haven't had fires since 1984, I would blame the crack-addicted community organizers on the '84 riots!

Yeah but it's fun to keep bringing it up!

Yeah - it's one of those jokes that never seems to get old; despite my rantings to the contrary.

That's the OC for you. Have Crispy tell you about what Sheriff's kids do for fun (hint - roofies and a pool cue).

I don't recall ever seeing an African-American at a Red Wings game.

What about the Pistons?

"When was the last time you saw angry Republicans go into the streets and cause a riot?"

Their idea of a riot is to go to the country club and spill a drink or two.

What about the Pistons?

#59 | Posted by crispee_oc

Different sports for different sports.

That's the OC for you. Have Crispy tell you about what Sheriff's kids do for fun (hint - roofies and a pool cue).

Mybe you should knw the story before you try and be funny. I agree Corona was a piece of shit and will be convicted soon. Haidl was a civilian appointee of Corona. He was given a badge along with a few of Corona's cronies. He was never a Sheriff or hired by the County.

Although Basketball games are attended by just about every race.

Hockey on the other hand is one major league sport where an African-American would stick out like a fleck of pepper in a salt shaker. Lily white for the most part.

What about the Pistons?

They are numerous.

However, the Pistons play in Auburn Hills, not Detroit. Secondly, I don't recall a riot resulting from a Pistons win or loss in the playoffs.

Lastly,

Please help me out with this comment:

Read the post again son. Something about what HAS happened.

I don't know what you are referring to. Please expound.

What about the Pistons?

#59 | Posted by crispee_oc

Different sports for different sports.

#61 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-10-02 05:44 PM

I am speaking of the riots after a Pistons world championship.

Fires and riots after sports championships are almost always perpetrated by white, incredibly drunk fans.

Read the post again son. Something about what HAS happened.

I don't know what you are referring to. Please expound.

#64 | Posted by JeffJ at 2008-10-02 05:46 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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That was for Pancho (enano) Villa.

Hockey on the other hand is one major league sport where an African-American would stick out like a fleck of pepper in a salt shaker. Lily white for the most part.

That will eventually change.

It used to primarilly be a US and Canadian sport, however the Euros have had a HUGE impact over the last decade or so.

It won't be too much longer for other minorities.

Hockey is a controversial sport. Having said that, here is what makes the sport great: Tempo.

Some of the most well-conditioned athletes in the world are heroic if they can manage to be on the ice for half of a game. Going further, those same athletes are absolutely gassed at the end of a 1-minute shift.

The speed and intensity is un-rivalled in any other major sport.

Going further - the humility that hockey players display relative to their super-star counterparts in other sports is noteworthy as well.

JEFF

When the Red Wings would play the Predators my sister would come down and we'd cheer the Wings on LOL

Nashville is such a cool town no one minded a bit. Of course, with Saturn in the area there are a lot of Wings fans anyway. I can't think of another hockey town where folks would give you a pass on doing that LOL

I brought home all her jerseys, pucks, et all after she died. Took a whole big tub to fit all the Wings stuff. She was a huge Wings fan and got to see them win the Cup on TV last year. That was way cool.

Remember the Seinfeld when Elaine's jock boyfriend talked Jerry, Kramer, et all to paint D E V I L S on their stomachs and chests and went to a Rangers game? Funny shiite.

That was the episode that ended with the elderly Catholic priest thinking he saw "El Diablo" when Elaine's boyfriend screamed in his red painted face through the priest's car window.

"When was the last time you saw angry Republicans go into the streets and cause a riot?"

When the Dade Co. elections dept. refused to stop counting votes in 2000.

McCadaver is Mr. Burns. Only older. Smithers Palin.

This squares up perfectly with the memo from the other day from the Colorado Democratic Committee, an initiative to more aggressively target the "idiots" vote (felons, minorities, etc.)

Simpson for Obama!!! Well, that should help the Obamites with the beer-guzzling retards demographic.

"When was the last time you saw angry Republicans go into the streets and cause a riot?"

When the Dade Co. elections dept. refused to stop counting votes in 2000.

#71 | Posted by danni
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Uh huh. Hundreds killed. Property damage in the billions. Then it was back to shuffleboard practice.

"Simpson for Obama!!! Well, that should help the Obamites with the beer-guzzling retards demographic."

Homer Simpson an Obamaniac? It all computes. I gotta admit, it fits right in with all the cartoon antics of our little leftist-socialist friends. Our little leftist-socialist friends can organize some of the most amusing rallies, protests and such. One of their best was the "puke-out" protests out West a few years back. Here's another of my favorites:

Well, that should help the Obamites with the beer-guzzling retards demographic.

Pretty bad when McCadaver can't hold his base....