now thats a hot time

No flammable lubricants!

"No flammable lubricants!"

Posted by morris

Lick, don't Bic.

Sounds like a good intro for a limerick:

There once were 3/4 score horny hubbies
Who seared in spunk-filled flaming cubbies...

Or perhaps (more japanese) a Haiku:

Alone with eager palm;
Private box with Geisha view;
Pyro-climactic.

#3 | Posted by Zatoichi
Lick, don't Bic.

Someone burnt off their little dick!

...give me some of that hot pussy baby.....NO, NO, WAIT!

"...give me some of that hot pussy baby.....NO, NO, WAIT!

#6 | Posted by ride_on "

And that's what passes for an "intelligent" contribution by Rideon.

Hey shmuck, how much ass did you have to kiss for Rcade to let you off suspension?

I was gonna go-but my wife said-if I did-I'd be toast..I guess she was right....

It was nice of them to provide a wenie roast.

Alone with eager palm;
Private box with Geisha view;
Pyro-climactic.

#4 | Posted by k_g_beekeeper at 2008-10-01 09:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn;t that be 6 syllables-7-syllables-
5syllables and thus not Haiku?

Yes the first line is 6.

6/7/5 does not a Haiku make, but it was good.

'Lone with eager palm;
Private box with Geisha view;
Pyro-climactic.

:-)

Ahso... will they ~fire~ charges against him?

Those particular Japanese Ladies are REALLY smokin'...
No-really, man..C'mon! They're soooo hot...

Hot blooded check it and see

This just in,

They had to give the bodies a cold shower for shinkage to separate the bodies.

A happy ending was why I went,
then up in smoke my wee-wee was sent,
it certainly must be a crime,
for someone to say,'joe, me fuck you long time'.

With all the porn on the internets why would people go to some scummy video parlor to beat off? If you're going to bother leaving the house then be decent about it and see a whore.

It was a friction movie....

"I had to work "oriental" in to the post because surely there is a limp wrister that will have his or her PC sensibilities offended...my guess is Alex or Boyd.

#17 | Posted by 101Chairborne"

I dunno, I think trying to find someone who would be offended by the term "asian" is like trying to find a needledick in a haystack.

Kinger,
Not asian, oriental. I believe they prefer "Pacific Rimmer".

Out of quarters now..
A little kerosene and
poof! entertainment

"The layout is so complicated that people visiting for the first time would have found it difficult to escape," one survivor said.

Not to mention the trousers tangled around their ankles and the lube on their palms making it impossible to turn the doorknobs on the exit doors.

FF for 101 in #21.

Ive got your picture of me and you
You wrote I love you I love you too
I sit there staring and theres nothing else to do
Oh its in color your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when theres no one else around

Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture
Id like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Youve got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning round

Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture
Id like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Youve got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning round

Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder its dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger everyone

Thats why Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

I think Im Burning japanese
I really think so