Bwa hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

Extra funpoints cos the fuck-ups at FAUX news brought this one to Spud's attention.

Be Well.

No luff fer a naked portrait of Scary Failin?

Yer were all too willing to admit that yer MILF-hunters before but now that her sprog is spawning you won't go so low as to declare yerselves GILF-hunters?

That is so fickle!

Be Well.

I'd hit it.

Might even fuck it too!

I've stated before the conditions I'd hit it under.....

"No luff fer a naked portrait of Scary Failin?" - DETH

You ~paint~ an intestering picture SPUD.

A couple of serious notes/questions: how do you make certain words in italics, bold... or change the name of a URL into regular words vs the actual URL.

Second, think back several months ago. You and I were discussing possible Rep VP candidates. I think we talked about Palin. Do you recall that?

A couple of serious notes/questions: how do you make certain words in italics, bold... or change the name of a URL into regular words vs the actual URL.

~OohRah

First off, in order to esplain it Spud'll have to use the round brackets "(" & ")"rather than the proper pointy ones >< or it won't show up.

You've seen this right?...

The following HTML tags are allowed in comments: a href, b, i, p, br, ul, li, and blockquote

If you want a word italicised you just put (i) before the word and (/i) afterwords.

If you want a word emboldened you just put (b) before the word and (/b) afterwords.

If you want a paragraph blockquoted you just put (blockquote) before the paragraph and (/blockquote) afterwords.

Think (ul) means underline but it never seems to work.

When you copy and paste a url and then click preview the code changes. The name of the site is now between two of them pointy bracket things at the end of the code. Just backspace over it and type in wot you want it to say before you click publish.

That's how Spud does it anyways.

Be Well.

So let me try to this out.

Okay, guys, don't say I never did you a favor --

Looks like Palin knows how to use a razor in addition to a gun. I highly approve.

Palin's painting looks more like one of those "paint by the numbers" pictures.

Terrible art but appropriate for a paint-by-the-numbers canddiate.

DOC-
Don't tell me you wouldn't hit that.

Sorry,

Palin's had 5 kids. The artist is taking artistic liberties with the condition of her body.

The stretch marks alone would look like a map of salmon fishin' rivers in Alaska.

"So let me try to this out"

~OohRah!

Eye think he's got it
By Jove he's got it!

Congrats.

Who sez you can't teach an old dawg a new trick?

Spud finds italics to be ever so helpful in terms of adding extra emphasis to a post and cos it helps bring a conversational tone to the written word.

Palin's had 5 kids. The artist is taking artistic liberties with the condition of her body.

The stretch marks alone would look like a map of salmon fishin' rivers in Alaska.

~AU

LOL. Thanx fer the visual! ...Spud's on a diet, ya see.

Be Well.

Second, think back several months ago. You and I were discussing possible Rep VP candidates. I think we talked about Palin. Do you recall that?

~OohRah.

Yeah, vaguely. Spud remembers googling "Sarah Palin" at the time and reading about her Vogue cover shot and other tidbits.

Spud remembers thinking she might even make a good choice fer Veep back then.

Hey, in Spud's defence nobody bats 1.000.

The more ya learn about her the less ya like.

Be Well.

SPUD

I"m afraid it's much worse than stretch marks alone.

But, realizing it's close to dinner time I'll spare you the other details. Wouldn't be a pretty picture after 5 kids.

Wouldn't be a pretty picture after 5 kids.

~AU.

Thanx fer the thoughfulness and all, AU, but suddenly Spud finds he's got a mental image in the back of his mind involving a firecracker and a big wad of pre-chewed Hubba Bubba gum.

Now, there's a mental image that's sure to leave a stain.

Blech.

^_^

Be Well.

Okay, guys, don't say I never did you a favor --

Sarah Palin's nekked portrait

~CChris.

Thanx, CC.

Aha, Spud thought the carpets never matched the drapes and now Spud is semi-sure of it!

Be Well.

paint by the numbers

Wot numbers?

38-24-36?

Is guess.

Be Well.

38-24-36?

You have to do a little lifting to get those numbers, SPUD

Hey, check out this thread I just put up. You'll die laughing!

From the article:

Elliott told the news service that his daughter Grace posed nude for the portrait.

"My daughter is a heck of a stand-in for Sarah Palin," he said. "She can even do the voice."

Am I the only one who thinks this is a bit creepy?

Cheers

Creepy on any mile stone.

The last thing as a father would be to see my children posing for me in the buff.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a bit creepy?

~Grendel

Substitute "bit" for "lot" and Spud'll subscribe to yer newsletter.

Brrrr.

Be Well.

'"lot" fer "bit"', actually.

Most people would get that in context but Spud wanted to be absolutely clear.

Be Well.

YEP

RCADE will be banning an ISP this very day....

What do canadians buttfuckers do when they run out of vaseline?

Use your tears.

Someone from Novi, MI will be banned forever come the morning....

Don't check the site meter, AU.

That's creepy stalker shit.

One does not always have to use the Site meter to figure out who someone is. Their names and sentax gives them away.

Larry

ALEX

I like to know where the idiots are from who sign up for an ID, seem to know who's who, and then post trash.

I don't usually check it, but this early in the morning it's easy to find out what's what.

I flagged the shit out of him anyway. He won't be back.

And your time as this ID will be at an end in just a few hours.

You'd better be a juvenile butthole while you have the chance.

People used to do that to Tadowe to try and figure out where he lived.

Not cool. Just flag the loser and be done with it.

Sorry Alexandrite I didn't see AU's post. That is No No shit here AU. Just an FYI

Larry

As to the topic...that's a funny picture, but they should have gotten Pricasso to do it.

Just flag the loser and be done with it.

Will do. It's never come up before.

Obviously this moron's been here under various handles before.

User comments will be deleted if they contain commercial spam, viruses, illegal pornography, threats against public officials, threats of violence, excessive obscenity, prejudice based on race, religion, sexuality or gender, or personal harassment directed at another user (in particular, any attempt to identify a user's real name, address or workplace).

Americanunity, your not just dumb but stupid. I don't live anywhere near MI I live in NC. Grow a fucking brain you asswipe.

#33 | Posted by obamaisajoke

Testing, testing, 1 2 3

I knew that. No wonder you're such a moron.

I had a strange experience with Tadowe. I somehow ended up on a website that had Tadowe's military records available to be looked at. I always wondered why he would put that info out on the web.

LARRY

Well, gee. You see someone's address? NO Real name? NO Workplace? NO

JOKE from NC

I haven't been abusive.

You're toast kiddo.

For pricasso's sake(and after reading that amputation thread) I hope there's no lead in the paint he uses.

AU Larry is hyper sensitive to having real info leaked out yet he uses his real name.

Some people live in so small of towns that it wouldn't be at all difficult to find out who was posting on the retort. Just listen for keystrokes being pounded mightily.

Larry

LOL LARRY

JOKE

I don't get worried about kids like you who have horrible grammar and can't even use the proper 'there' in their posts.

Isn't tomorrow a school day?

You obviously need more schooling than you've had.

Fer gawds sakes don't ban the poor boy.

The best disinfectant is sunlight.

Let the troll have his wee rant and then consider wot it means.

In this case, it emphasizes the point Spud's made many times that folk on the right tend to fear intelligent debate and welcome only divisive, hate-fueled rhetoric.

Hate and Lies are all they have left on the right.

Let 'em have it.

Spud certainly does.

They only really have three insults.

1.Yer gay. vaseline?
2.Yer mean. attack Sarah Palin
3.Yer a smelly poopy head. smelly turd

See wot Spud means?

If those FAIL, which they always do, they usually revert to form and issue racist diatribes.

As a last resort they tend towards accusatiuons of pedophilia.

This kinda stuff says legions about themselves and their own moral and intellectual inadequacies but says very little about the folks they are trying to diss.

Quite frankly Spud imagines Trollbot here would have a hard time winning a battle of wits with a coma victim or a third grader.

Hey McCain-is-a-serial-adulterer,

Thanx fer upping Spud's thread count, eh?

Be Well.

/Wot's Larry and AU doing up this late?
//You guys see Bill Mahr on TDS? "Religulous" looks good!
///Spud's gonna go see it Friday, methinks.

This " obamaisajoke " kid is so stupid he couldn't sell a bucket of water to a man on fire.

SPUD

Just finished an online poker tournament.

I cashed, but got my KK pocket pair beat by an all in from AJ offsuit who hit an ace on the turn. Half the online players must be drunk. No biggie. I made 20X my buy in, so I'm not gonna complain too loudly (except about the donks who play like crap and hit 3 outers LOL)

Now it's time for the head to hit the bed.

Nite all.

I somehow ended up on a website that had Tadowe's military records available to be looked at.

~Rasta

Wot, like John Philip Souza records and stuff?

I always wondered why he would put that info out on the web.

Spud is entirely unsure but has an inkling that the fact that Mad Tad the Addlepated Assclown is batshiat crazy might have sommat to do with it.

Just a guess mind you.

americanunity you broke the rules

~TheJOKEis-inyerhand

Gawd, yer such a whiny li'l baby. Why are Rtards such "Can dish it out but can't take it" biatches?

Is typical bully mentality come to think.

need more schooling

~AU

Spud schools the fool every day and in every way.

It aint Spud's fault that he has the mental retention of a goldfish with Alzenheimers.

Alex and Larry are right AU. Don't bother with checking the site meter fer info on the waste of space. That's bad blogform.

Diss him and dismiss him or better yet ignore the fuck out of him. At the end of the day his contribution to this place is a negative number.

Be Well.

got my KK pocket pair beat by an all in from AJ offsuit who hit an ace on the turn

~AU

Ouch.

Only thing worse than that is to go all in on pocket rockets and then lose to trips or a flush.

Spud HATES it when that happens.

Hell, making 20 times yer buy-in? Yer doing swell.

Be Well.

/Prolly going to sleep mighty quick too.
//Tommorow as they say, is another day.

Only thing worse than that is to go all in on pocket rockets and then lose to trips or a flush.

Can't even count the number of times exactly that has happened.

I was in one huge online tourney where I'd won the $200 + $20 buyin in a satellite. Mid tourney I'm doing well chip wise. I'm dealt AA pp and some moron moves all in preflop with rags and hits a set to beat me. Urgh

I've just about given up on online poker. Play only occasionally now. Too tired of idiots and drunks who play like lab monkeys would. LOL

I said I was going to bed. So, off I go. Had to have a last smoke.....

Later (or maybe sooner if I don't get to bed right away ha ha)

I'm dealt AA pp and some moron moves all in preflop with rags and hits a set to beat me

~AmericanUnity

Some folks got so little brains that the universe must give them luck in order to compensate.

At least this is wot Spud tells hisself when these things happen.

I've just about given up on online poker

Spud too largely.

Is fun and all but the game is too much of a time thief and the drunks tend to make things unpleasant.

Had to have a last smoke.....

Sounds like a plan.

Spud's gonna go outside now and look at the stars and enjoy a final smoke o' the day afore hitting the ole fartsack.

Later

Later indeed.

Be Well.

/And with that the Drudge Retort's starchy scribe is make his way to the edge of the blogstage, finally exiting blogworld, as ya do,
stage left.

OBE needs some juice...

There are 3 men for every one woman in Alaska and the only reason the "Thrillea from Wasilla" got elected major and govenor was because of her tits, ass and legs. Lets face it we all have seen enough to know she has enough upstairs to fill a thimble, trouble is she doesn't care and enjoys being embaressed.

I crave acceptance.
Sincerely,
AmericanVersionvan

If you read the artcile, this weirdo actually had his daughter pose nude for him. The painting is so cartoonish that it hardly required a model. This guy has issues.

First nekkid photo of Sarah Palin hits the net!

Fer extras bonus points...

Sarah blows a flute in her 1984 bid to be Miss Alaska!

The idea for the painting came to him a week earlier when he noticed his daughter Grace, who works behind the bar, was performing an uncanny Sarah Palin impression.

"My daughter is a heck of a stand-in for Sarah Palin. She can even do the voice"

What the fuck is wrong with this guy.