I hear quacking.

If your wife looks like Linda Trip-I don't think Viagra will work....

It doesn't work or ummmmm so I am told.

It doesn't work or ummmmm so I am told.

Posted by LarryMohr

Well, Larry, there's always that penis pump I just learned about the other day. lol!

I should buy a Penis Pump. I wouldn't use it for it's intended purpose I would use it to unclog the lavatory and sink drains. Bet it would work too since it works on the suction principle.

Larry

LARRY! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

remind me sometime to share a story with you about the viagra - no, it didn't have anything to to with me directly, but funny just the same.

It works. Realizing I run the risk of coming off like a self absorbed jerk... at age 48 I can't fire my bullets multiple times a day like when I was younger. So when Mrs Oohrah is game I pop some of that stuff (mixed with another herb or two) to help bring a certain firmness of purpose.

What it does is make my skin a bit flush. Apparently it helps bring blood to the outlying parts of the body, including your tallywacker.

That extra blood flow is a good thing. The only downside I've encountered is that after I fall asleep for a few hours... if I wake up for any reason... it is a bit difficult to get restful sleep again.

Viagra too expensive?

Jeez that's a hard question.

Spud don't buy into a the animistic voo doo mumbo jumbo that makes up the vast majority of Chinese herbal medicine.

Not that Western medicines aren't sometimes worse than the condition it's trying to alleviate it's just that there is a scientific testing procedure in place that gives one at least a little more confidence in 'em.

to help bring a certain firmness of purpose

~OohRah.

Stiffens yer resolve too!

Be Well.

Touche, DETH.

Yohimbe, combined with Horny Goat Week, is the real deal. I found a source which combines both. Party time.

Touche, DETH.

We oughta write a coupla sketches and take our act on the road.

Yohimbe, combined with Horny Goat Weed, is the real deal. I found a source which combines both.

You ole horndawg, you!

Party time.

Every day's a holiday and night time's a party too.

Ever hear the ole Jazz Butcher song called "Party time"?

Is spuddish fave rave.

This is partytime
And we're all having so much fun
This is partytime
I could look at all the girls that are in this room
This is partytime
I could think of what would happen if one took me home
This is partytime
I think I'll have another of those
You always act so stupid
You always talk so dumb
But this is partytime
And you've got to say its better than a war
This is partytime
And its better than a cold bath with someone you dislike
This is partytime
And its good to drink for free when you haven't any money
This is partytime
Oh, she might just possibly take me home

But she always talks so foolish
She always acts so dumb
Its only partytime

This is partytime
And its not polite for you to muck around
This is partytime
Naw, you know you'll only go home in a taxi in disgrace
This is partytime
And you know you won't be spending it here again
This is partytime
It's an exceptional way to make friends

But you always act so foolish
You always talk so dumb
But this is only partytime
It doesn't matter anymore
It isn't funny anymore
It's only partytime
Oh lord have mercy on all our souls

"We oughta write a coupla sketches and take our act on the road." - DETH

The Festrunk Brothers.

~OohRah

Ta fer that blast from the past.

That were two wild and crazy sketches all right!

Steve and Dan kicked ass as the Festrunk boyees.

Spud actually managed to get laid one evening many moons back by imitating one of the Festrunk boys.

The pick up line was...

"You are so sexy you make me want to have sex with you"

She laffed.

Spud was in there like swimwear.

Good times, good times,

Be Well.