I blame China.

I've eaten some chili before that closed up my throat, made my heart beat faster, and then my forehead broke out in beads of sweat.
Chili can be serious....

His chili wasn't hot enough. You want to self-immolate when you die. Or, go up in a huge freaking fireball.

Finally! Wick Fowler is redeemed!

I could never understand the need to eat something so hot it is painful. I'll stick to my mildly hot chili, Buffalo Wings, and salsa.
Good old Frank's is hot enough.
Habaneros reseed themselves all over my garden every spring...I use them to make animal repellent spray!

If anyone wants to die that way,
why don't they just douse themselves with diesel fuel and set themselves on fire?

" douse themselves with diesel fuel and set themselves on fire? "

Posted by frankf55

And this guy was only 33. You would have thought that someone would have noticed the 3 foot flames shooting out his ass and given him a glass of milk.

His chili wasn't hot enough. You want to self-immolate when you die. Or, go up in a huge freaking fireball.

True, I call that lukewarm. I prefer mine where the neutrons start flying around.

*** Man Dies After Eating Super Hot Chili ***

.....I ate some and farted so hard I nearly blew out the windows.....

Did someone get the recipe?

Andy Lee's Cardiac Arrest(tm) Chili.

So hot, you'll plotz!

Nicaraguan Insanity Peppers?

Musta been Bill Clinton's fault-hafta ask whine-oh-whine....

You would have thought that someone would have noticed the 3 foot flames shooting out his ass and given him a glass of milk.

#9 | Posted by Lipzoidial

At that point-I don't think a glass of milk would've helped him....
MAYBE a fire hose up his ass woulda helped a little..

i love me some hot! canned some sweet/mostly hot pepper relish weekend before last - the longer it sets, the better it gets. in a month or so, the habaneros will be thicker than thieves on the bush and i'll can some of those - the tamer = seasoned rice vinegar - still not for sissies.

scotch bonnets taste too much like lacquer smells - we did those one year - not worth the time - they smell like spray paint.

Did someone get the recipe?

Top 5 politicians you would give a bowl of this chili to:

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and my mother in law...