"Did I already answer that I was a POW yet?"
"You's may gots been some POW, but ya' spent some lot uh time in Congress makin' baaaad decisions."
"I made a lot of good decisions, Hussein. That happens when you have a lot of experience."
"Good decisions fum ya' is usually baaaad, old man. 'S coo', bro. As fo' lots uh 'sperience, hangin' whut 'esactly?"
"I have a lot of foreign experience and you have so little, if any, boy."
"Fo'eign 'espuh'ience? Whut is you rappin' about? We's rappin' about da damn United States uh America. WORD! Not da damn kind'a 'espuh'ience ya' earn while visitin' ports around da damn wo'ld."
"You must be having problems with your teleprompter. Here read mine."
"I wuz some POW. Did ya' know dat?"
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I wuz plum kiddin' around. No offense.
De Constitushun be plum a piece uh sheet. I's gots'ta be real well versed in fo'eign relashuns. ah' live widin some hundred miles uh Russia. WORD!