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Thursday, September 25, 2008

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk.

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Now is there any doubt to the mental state of these idiots? Why anyone listens to these terrorists is up for question.

Terrorists? That's just silly.

Yeah! Just use Chinese milk!

Next PETA is going to push for Human Jerky!

Mmmmm! Soft ice with a nipple....

Dumb as rocks pretty much sums it up.

Many of PETA's followers ARE terrorists.

When you purpously destroy another persons livelyhood (or a portion of an entire industry) I believe you are actually WORSE that a terrorist.

Anyone for some Chesty Garcia or some Peanut Butter "Double D" Cup Ice Cream.

Can you imagine the nasty one supplying the milk....

I kinda threw up in my mouth a little

With all the Boobs in the Democratic Party, is this too much to ask?

New Ben and Jerry flavors:

Treasure Chest: Vanilla Breast Milk ice cream with golden caramel chunks.

Melon Delight: Cantalope Flavored Breast Milk Ice Cream.

Toffee Titillation: Toffee flavored breast milk with chocolate chunks.

Chocolate Nip: Chocolate breast milk Ice cream with a creamy white swirl.

Boobalicious: Pink Bubble Gum flavored breast milk ice cream with gumball pieces.

Bosom Buddy: Kinda like a Nutty Buddy, only with breast milk and covered with nuts. Ben and Jerry's reserves the right to utilize human nuts in the future...


Good idea! Makes sense, and it's probably better for you.

That is disgusting. It reeks of cannibalism

Dolly Pardon on the "clam"shell ice cream.

Boobies feed the world.

I like boobs a lot. They're big and round. They're all around.

WHAT ?

There are many lactose intolerant Americans, not to mention just plain intolerant Americans, but with PETA's suggestion, I do believe that problem would be licked.

peta = this type of insect needs to be left to fend for itself in the wild for a few years.

I just threw up in my mouth...sick!

I heard that human milk is relatively low in butterfat compared to most other mammals' milk.

OTOH, seal and walrus milk is about 40% butterfat -- about the same as whipping cream -- to quickly fatten up their young and protect them from the cold. Maybe they should try using that instead.

larry - how would you be able to tell polly darton's kidz from the rest of the kidz?













the stretch marks on their lipz!

Goatman aren't there enough fat people in the world that we don't need to add to it by using walrus and seal milk with that high of butterfat?? How do You think I am losing weight?? I quit eating a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and one after supper each day. LOTS of butterfat already in moo juice we don't need anymore.

Larry

"the stretch marks on their lipz!

#21 | Posted by nanc "

Spare us the whitespace dummy.

Congratulations on the weight loss, Larry. I don't have the willpower to give up ice cream.

I have ice cream once or twice a week now. I had no choice but to lose weight. I was losing the use of My legs and I will be God Damned if I wind up like those bedridden folks on TV.

Larry

YES! congrats larry - although i don't eat ice cream, i do love my complex carbs and at my age, they can be harder to burn off than even five years ago.

a great way to get fit abs - just remember:

A - almonds

B - beans - any kind

S - spinach

you can eat just about all of these you'd be able to handle in a day and not put on a pound.

syfm, null.

"syfm, null.

#26 | Posted by nanc "

What does that mean, Nanc? Care to spell it out?

Whaaa?

No, don't use human breast milk fer ice cream.

Save it fer cheese!

Wot? Don't look at Spud like that!

Just trying to help Larry stay on his diet.

^_^

Congrats on yer weight loss to date and good luck in yer future dietary endeavours, Larry.

Good to see ya agin.

Be Well.

Or are you chicken, Nanc?

I've never seen that acronym, but 'shut your fucking mouth' would be my guess

/obligatory

/Not obligatory just fun!

Be Well.

Nanc, are you or RideOn the dumbest fucks on this website? No disrespect, I just want to get your opinion.

no, null - we took a vote and the top spot went to you! didn't they notify you? our terrible. trophy to follow. not to worry, little guy - i'd never think of taking your title from you.

goatman wins the prize for acronym king position!

It's not my problem if you insist on being a little trollop, Nanc.

goatman wins the prize for acronym king position!

whew! that means it isn't I who is the dumbest on the DR, then! *grin*

null - must you be so sophomoric? the "i know you are, but what am i" game gets a little ripe - do you have ANYTHING you can lend to a post besides snorting in my flanks and making yourself look like a dog in heat? if you're not careful, the next time a new dictionary is made, next to the definition of "PITIFUL" all they'll have to do is post a photo of you. you're acting desperate.

p.s. - null - you can end this by just staying away from me unless you have something constructive to say - deal?

"do you have ANYTHING you can lend to a post besides snorting in my flanks and making yourself look like a dog in heat?"

It's not my fault you're a hateful little bitch.

but with PETA's suggestion, I do believe that problem would be licked.

~Sagmain

Licked, sucked, nibbled, and kissed prolly.

Be Well.

"p.s. - null - you can end this by just staying away from me unless you have something constructive to say - deal?"

Fine. When you don't post moronic horseshit I'll stay away.

Somewhere, Ed Sanders and Tuli Kupferberg are smiling.

www.ilike.com

PETA cares more for the rights of roaches than the starving children in Africa.

Ewwwwww......


Goatman aren't there enough fat people in the world that we don't need to add to it by using walrus and seal milk with that high of butterfat?? How do You think I am losing weight?? I quit eating a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and one after supper each day. LOTS of butterfat already in moo juice we don't need anymore.

Congratulations on your weight loss. It's a good thing.

But you've missed one very important part of your own statement. It isn't what you ate, it's the amount of it.

If you're sucking down a gallon of ice cream a day, it doesn't matter what you had between those two meals; you're going to gain wait and be unhealthy.

I'm glad you stopped doing that. My grandfather had both of his legs amputated when he was in his late 40's because of diabetes.

PETA members are a bunch of sophists who want to deny millions of years of human evolution. Our earliest tools were made for hunting and processing meat.

Hey correct Me if I am wrong but didn't they have a piece out a week or so ago that declared Vegetarians posess smaller brains?? If this is so doesn't that answer the question why is PETA so stupid??

Larry

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a lifelong member of People Eating Tasty Animals.

Time to milk the "cows"-yeehaw!! hot diggity!

This'll be good news for Hooters.

Can You imagine the new Hooters wordrob?? Bras with funnels recessed into the Bra Cup that way when they are serving a customer and some guy wants fresh booby milk all She has to do is lower the funnel into a glass and give Her nipple a few squeezes.

Larry

With a mini-milking machine, three-legged stool, and small, shiney silver bucket at every table. Maybe scatter a little straw on the floor for atmosphere.

I ate at a Logans in Nashville and they had peanut shells on the floor of their restaurant. That might work too. Might be better than straw since straw and straw dust is soo flammable.

Larry

"Time to milk the 'cows'-yeehaw!! hot diggity!"

Dream job.

PETA. Perfect Examples of Talking Airheads.

I'll volunteer as Quality Control Manager at Ben and Jerry's. We'll only use the bestest breasts.

wait'll peta finds out the women that produce the very best milk are on high protein, animal diets...

"wait'll peta finds out the women that produce the very best milk are on high protein, animal diets...

#57 | Posted by nanc"

They'll advocate cannibalism to increase the texture and flavor of the milk? After all, it's not like humans are animals or anything.

Also, I'd put good money on the fact that there's a video of people doing this out there somewhere on the Internet. And I'd go double-or-nothing on the fact that it'd be from Japan.

... Nulli? Yeah you really are going from topic to topic harassing Nanc. It's getting kinda creepy.

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