Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, September 25, 2008

PALM BAY, Fla. -- A budget crunch in Palm Bay could mean city residents who forget to secure car doors or close garages will get only a case number and nothing in terms of a visit by patrol officers if something is stolen.

The possible policy revision is part of a wider cost-cutting look at the Palm Bay Police Department's $20 million annual budget, Local 6 News partner Florida Today reported.

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I've had my car broken into numerous times, in various cities. In every instance, the police always took the report over the phone and never actually came out.

I was under the impression that this was pretty normal SOP. I also thought that police were required to document all reported crimes to the FBI.

We've got better things to do.
That's why we're suspending our activities.
Sgt. J. "Nightstick" McCain
Palm Bay Police

Doc must be really afraid. I can practically see him sweating out the meth running around like a hamster shouting "must bash mccain" as he trips over the discarded half eaten hungry man diners from the last 4 months.

#3 | Posted by salamandagator at 2008-09-25 12:50 PM

Obviously a projection emanating from your own empty, wasted husk of a life.

You have my sympathies.

Sal-you just keep on believin' in grampy McPoopypants, and Sarah-"The Moosiah" Failin'

I-on the other hand-have NO sympathy at all for you-only for your wife & kids(if you have them)-living with you must be a REAL treat.....

"Obviously a projection emanating from your own empty, wasted husk of a life."


This coming from the guy with nothing better to do then spam half the threads with his mindless mumblings.

It's a form of mild amusement when I've got some time to read and marvel at the mewling of losers like . . . well, like you.

Thanks for the laughs.

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