We got to pump, pump, pump up the justice.

Can we say that he was erecting new legal procedures?

**Insert your Austin Powers quote here** lol

Rise for the honorable....

"Activist judge"

.......How come the Repubs passed up this guy for Vice-Pres.?......

If he keeps doing that,justice really will be blind.

......did he give any accused the shaft ?......

.......he was just boning up on the fine points of the law......

Well, this explains the long loose robe, so what's up with those powedered wigs?

Nader's fault.

trying to get around the spam rule, cid?

How come the Repubs passed up this guy for Vice-Pres.?......

#6 | Posted by skizziks

Because he was appointed by Clinton.

Its OK not to take your Judgeship seriously or even descend into blatant corruption, as long as the public remains unaware.

The crime is when you say or do anything which undermines the Government's legitimacy. The full force of the system will be brought down on you then.

I am not sure why he has to register as a Sex Offender, however. He has to stay away from himself?

They can't trust his judgment since he actually bought one of those things.

Here's a link to his sex offender registry. His picture looks like he belonged there in the first place.

I'd bet that backdoor-Santa, Barney Frank, probably gave the ol' judge the idea!

Hizzoner was truly a hangin' judge.

Well shit so there goes one of McLame's Supreme Court pick.

"Because he was appointed by Clinton.

#14 | Posted by Sniper "

You just make this shit up, dontcha?

"Judge Disbarred for Using Penis Pump During Trials"

Rightfully So! ......and all of the trials he presided over should be investigated as he was obviously too pre-occupied with his 'shortcomings' to pay close attention to what was taking place in his courtroom.

Not only should he be dis-barred, he should be tried for negligence, for the simple fact that peoples lives were at stake while this clown played with himself.

It's time to demand more accountability from our public officials....from the president, right on down to the dogcatcher.

I'd bet that backdoor-Santa, Barney Frank, probably gave the ol' judge the idea!

#19 | Posted by TheOneBS at 2008-09-25 12:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

How is this a 'gay thing'?

Most sex offenders and most pedophiles are straight, not gay.

"Most sex offenders and most pedophiles are straight, not gay."

Most estimates put it around 30% are admitedly gay. But even using the flawed 10% gay population number( more accurately between 1 and 4 percent) that would make gays three times more likely to be a pedophile. So yes more are straight unless you base it on a percentage

P.S.

I'm not attacking gays here just pointing out the facts.

When i was in high school, we had to be bussed to a trade school to take our trade classes, it was an hour long ride each way. All the cool people sat in the back of the bus and smoked cigarettes or just played grab-ass, etc....

There was this one transvestite (who has since had a sex change) that sat with us that ordered a 'pocket-pussy' from a magazine. Whenever someone would say something about his/her gender, he/she would whip that thing out and say, 'Look, here's my pussy'. It looked just like one too.

Sorry for the interruption, I just remembered that and wanted to share. As you were.

Two good things....

He saved some poor woman from throat cancer...
Reduced his risk of prostate cancer....

I'm not attacking gays here just pointing out the facts.

#26 | Posted by salamandagator at 2008-09-25 02:19 PM

Well you just STOP that right now!

Well--Thanks goodness we can take this off the list!

Lip--you went to a weird school.

Radical gays claim "after 8 it's too late".

This sucks.

Most estimates put it around 30% are admitedly gay. But even using the flawed 10% gay population number( more accurately between 1 and 4 percent) that would make gays three times more likely to be a pedophile. So yes more are straight unless you base it on a percentage

#25 | Posted by salamandagator at 2008-09-25 02:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Your numbers make no sense to me. Maybe I'm missing something, but the majority of kid diddlers and sex offenders identify as hetero.

"But, but Senator Mccain said we needed to pump more! I was just supporting him."

"Maybe I'm missing something, but the majority of kid diddlers and sex offenders identify as hetero."

Yes, but the majority of the population is hetero. But 30 percent of pedos identify as gay, if the population of the US was 30 percent gay then it would be equal it, however, is not making a gay person 3 times more likely to molest.

Never mind a ~hung~ jury, this judge needed all the fluffing he could muster.

Oohrah,

Your puns are terrible.

Someone needs to jerk your chain and expose you as the dick that you are.

"Your puns are terrible... jerk your chain... expose you as the dick that you are."

As Mrs Oohrah constantly reminds me, " Don't worry about it. It's a SMALL problem."

Oohrah,

Mrs.JeffJ consoles me in the same manner!

Which reminds me of a comedy bit a while back on our local radio station.

"I've only got a three inch tool" is a parody of Hootie and the Blowfish's "I only wanna be with you"

Funny stuff. I searched, briefly, online just now for it but couldn't find it. Maybe you'll have better luck with it.

"Here comes the judge!"

The Judge could claim in defense that he was being discriminated against and persecuted for practicing his religious rites as it relates to the ancient worship of the phallus or penis!America is still a patriarchal society and in patriarchal societies the phallus symbol is worshipped everywhere from Church steeples to hot dogs to rockets to cigars,even to headgear like turbans!
This Judge was probably,like some ancient shamans, getting in touch,by way of his holy phallus stimulator,with some mystical forces that would bestow upon him the wisdom and good judgement he needed to decide weighty court issues!
The Judge's lawyer should remind the public to grasp the reality that America is still a patriarchal society and in patriarchal societies the phallus symbol is worshipped everywhere from Church steeples to hot dogs to rockets to cigars,even to headgear like turbans! So its not something to be quickly let go of in an offhand manner is it!

Well I googled "penis pump" today.

Learned a lot! lol

LOL I only heard of them recently and have never Googled them.

Wanna share the highlights of what you found?

*grin*

Well I googled "penis pump" today.

~CC

Did you giggle and google at the same time?

I only heard of them recently...

~AU

Didn't you guys ever see that first Austin Powers movie where Mike Meyers kept being embarrassed by having his penis pump discovered?

Kept claiming it wasn't his and then kept going back fer it.

Spud LOL'd.

Be Well.

Ohhhhhhh Myyyyyyyy CalifChris just discovered the Penis Pump. Bet She is "Pumped" now

Larry

You had to ask?!? *grin*

The Judge should have added some hose to His Penis Pump and called it His "Oklahoma Credit Card"

Larry

Some judge down here got caught having female defendents under his desk acting as live penis pumps. Think I heard he's going to prison in a week or two.

Didn't you guys ever see that first Austin Powers movie where Mike Meyers kept being embarrassed by having his penis pump discovered?

SPUD

I must have been in the lobby buying popcorn or something. Then again, could have been the time I spent in my teens and 20's rolling huge doobies.

Actually, CC, I was watching a movie with a friend my age a year or so ago and 'strap on' was mentioned. She asked me, "What's a strap on?" I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. So I guess if you don't know what a penis pump is, I shouldn't make fun of you. *grin*

Then again, could have been the time I spent in my teens and 20's rolling huge doobies.

~AU

Yes, the seventies were very good to Spud too.

Also the 80s, the 90s and oughts so far.

"What's a strap on?"

~Goatman

Strapon spelt backards is "noparts"

Fer some reason this amuses Spud highly.

Be Well.

/Okay, really gone now.

Strapon spelt backards is "noparts"

LOL. I never noticed that.

Yes, the seventies were very good to Spud too.

Also the 80s, the 90s and oughts so far.

Ya get old enough to know rolling papers are bad for ya LOL

. So I guess if you don't know what a penis pump is, I shouldn't make fun of you. *grin*

I had only heard vaguely heard of a penis pump but didn't know how it worked until I googled it and watched a medical-type video about it today.

I can understand why some guys might need one if they had some sort of vascular (?) problems which might prevent enough blood from reaching the "right spot" ir order for them to maintain an erection.

Question for anybody and please don't take this next question the wrong way -- I don't want a bunch of dirty remarks -- but I have a "clinical" question after watching that video.

I wondered why a guy would need a pump if he had a woman there with him? I can understand why he might need one if he is by himself but -- well, to put it as delicately as I can -- couldn't a woman provide the same kind of "vacuum suction" for the guy by using her mouth? Then once he got an erection (from her) he could maintain it by slipping on one of those rings (or whatever they were they showed in the video). It said if a ring was not put on the guy after the pump was removed then there would be instant blood loss to the area and the erection could not be maintained.

See, I learned a lot from the video! Never knew about those rings needed after they used the pump either.

Okay, I'll check back on here tomorrow (at my own risk lol) to see if anyone wants to answer this one.

She asked me, "What's a strap on?"

I'm asking too.

On second thought, maybe I'll just google it tomorrow.

I think any answers to the question in my last post is about all I can handle for now. lol

Good night, guys

Chris...we get quite an education here on th DR.

Chris...we get quite an education here on the DR.

- Posted by kerrin57

We sure do, Kerrin.
Just when I finally think I pretty much know it all, something new to learn pops up. lol

And I see the only answer I got to my #54 was...

*chirp* *chirp*

Guess none of the guys wanted to be the one to answer that question. Oh well. : )