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Larry

McCain looks like he's been dipped in mortician's wax.

$5,583.43!

Boy, and the right wingers mocked Edwards for his 400 dollar haircut. I guess they're gonna be calling Johnny the McBreckgirl now, eh?

Hell a tub of Bondo is like 20 bucks at WalMarts plus another 9 for sandpaper to smooth it out after it hardens and then buy some tester model car paint spray cans to paint on the bondo and He would be all set for under 50 bucks. Hell I'd even volunteer to do it for Him.

Larry

don't forget your gonna need some structural support to prop up those droopy jowls.

Suggested shopping list;

Steel beams (load rated at 1000 lbs of bullshit)
Bondo and sandpaper
2x4's
duct tape
drywall screws
Caulk & sealant
a nice mop (to make a hairpiece)
Rustoleum
hydraulic cylinders (to assist in movement)
1 gallon vodka (in case his conscious starts bothering him)
Some bolts for his neck.

This is a legit concern. If it's his and his campaign's money now, that's one thing. 30 days x $5K/day = $150,000 to look good per month. But if he gets elected does the taxpayer have to foot the $5K/day beauty and make-up expense? That's a burn rate of $1.8 million/year to make this man acceptable to look at?

"We didn't have makeovers when I was a POW. We didn't even have lighted mirrors when I was a POW. Besides, when she said 5 grand to do me over, I thought she meant something else."

I once sat next to Dick Clark as we both got makeup for a TV shoot.

Saw the makeup artist squirt some Preparation-H into the makeup just before he slathered it on Dick Clark's face.

Oldest makeup trick in the book for those with 'saggy skin'.

Saw the makeup artist squirt some Preparation-H into the makeup just before he slathered it on Dick Clark's face.

Oldest makeup trick in the book for those with 'saggy skin'.
No wonder Mcsame acts like an ass.

"Saw the makeup artist squirt some Preparation-H into the makeup just before he slathered it on Dick Clark's face."

New tube or one retrieved from the janitor's closet?

And--just like that--AmerUnity became a bit more interesting. What are the chances.

And he's answered one age-old question, as to whether or not Dick Clark is an assface.

Cheap at twice the price to make the YODA looking prick presentable

Fag... (not that there's anything wrong with it)..

Obama's an elitist.

John McCain is a SLUG!!! Senator Obama called him at 7:30 in the morning yesterday to ask him to join him a make a joint statement about the Financial bailout, because they have simimliar views on the subject. Well it took until after 2 PM before McCain returned the call an said that it was an Idea that he could work with, that the McCain Campaign would get back to prepare the statement, not 30 minutes later McCain made his Grandstand statement about closing down his Campaign. This prick never called the Obama Campaign to finish off the JOINT STATEMENT!!!!

Whatever honor Mr. McCain had is gone, this Prick cannot be trusted, Senator Obama gave this so called War Hero much to much respect...FUCK HIM!!!!

Anyone else notice the similarity between McCain/Palin and Boris/Natasha?

At least he didn't look elite..or like a celebrity.

Anyone else notice the similarity between McCain/Palin and Boris/Natasha?

Da. And then there's the whole Moose thing...

The plus side is that AmericanUnity has divulged that he smears Preparation H all over his face, something I'm sure will be used against him later.

Takes a lot of money when your that old and ugly. ;-)

Too bad he couldn't have spent the money on brains....
But I wonder if this expalins why sarah ain't releasing her tax records.

LIVE OR DIE

Your reading comprehension skills are terrible.

I once sat next to Dick Clark as we both got makeup for a TV shoot.

Saw the makeup artist squirt some Preparation-H into the makeup just before he slathered it on Dick Clark's face.

Anyone else notice the similarity between McCain/Palin and Boris/Natasha?

Da. And then there's the whole Moose thing...

#18 | Posted by northguy3

row, row, row....bail, bail, bail...

You're right. McCain Palin are doing a lot of bailing now!

It's hard to buybargain basement stuff when you have 7 houses and 13 cars and a jet to live up to, I guess.

Did she throw in a shine job on his $500 loafers.

And speaking of loafers, what's McCain up to this afternoon?

Keeping those Jowels from drooping even further ain't cheap!

And speaking of loafers, what's McCain up to this afternoon?

After a busy morning of doing nothing, he met with Bush and Obama where he did nothing. Tonight, more nothing. Tomorrow night, either a debate or Bedtime for Bonzo on the Beta.

McCain got really confused. After the makeup session he was heard to say, "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."

ff null.

Who's the trollop now?

Cindy McCain

FF Rein.

Funny the Drudge righty's aren't swarming around defending Mchicken.
They usually adore a man in make-up.

Mr DeMille ...er Warren ...I'm ready for my close-up.

Be Well.

/Better not be obscure.

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."

~Nillifidian.

Whoops! Sorry, dude, didn't realise you'd gotten there first.

FF fer Nulli.

Be Well.

5 1/2 Grand?

I thought that was his daily allotment for his Depends....

Where are the right wingers to defend McBreck girl?

forget the right wingers, where are the christians to tell us about jesus getting all made up before he rode his ass into town.

The makeup job didn't work he still looks old.

Next thing he'll be whining about:

"I'm being thrown over for a younger man, waaaaa"

In other news:

"In August, the New York Post reported that the neoclassical set built in Denver for Obama's convention acceptance speech was designed by the same team that worked on Britney Spears' last tour."

Uh, Uh, Uh, how much did that cost?