This is the guy who thought Monica Lewinsky was the cat's meeow.

according to the news this morning - he's hot for todd, too!

Every 3 or 4 years, Bill says something worthwhile.

This is the guy who thought Monica Lewinsky was the cat's meeow.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

I don't think that he thought that, necessarily. WHat I think it that she was the easiest mark at the time.... available, in close proximity, and willing.

That alone often makes someone "hot"

Monica wasn't all that bad back then.

I don't particularly care for Billary, but he didn't say she was hot.

But then again, It's the Sun. The only newspaper that makes the National Enquirer seem intellectual.

anything to get a BJ Obama will be happy to give him one.

Schwiiiiiing.

- Bill Clinton

That alone often makes someone "hot"

#4 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-09-24 08:58 AM | Reply

Hot enough, at least.

A 2 at 10:00 is a 10 at 2:00.

Monica wasn't all that bad back then.

#5 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-09-24 08:59 AM | Reply

Eeeeeewwwwwww.........

Bill has a sense, coming from Arkansas why someone like Sarah Palin would be popular to real Americams. Libs, who spend enormous amount of time contemplating their own navels will never get it.

Bad headline.

Horrible, misleading headline. Do people even read the articles anymore? Christ. Frickin illiterate posters.

Monica smoked a mean cigar.

Bubba you idiot!!! A foolcan see what you like, she wears a skirt. With you thats enough to break out a cigar.

Why is Palin hot?

Cos she a dyed in wool Talibaptist hypocrite.

An unapologetic assclown fer the Jebus brigade.

She's a Fundy Ferraro and the pseudo-Christians on the right are digging on that.

Also compared to Yawn McLame, anybody would cause more excitement on the right.

Yawnboy is the political equivilant of watching paint dry or grass grow.

Ergo she's the porkchop McLame's handlers have tied around his neck in order to get the fundofucks to play with him.

She's also anti-woman rights, anti-gay rights, anti-free speech, pro-BigOil, pro-War, a global warming denier, and underqualified to be a greeter at WalMart.

Spud totally gets why she's hot.

And why she's not.

Be Well.

"Bill has a sense, coming from Arkansas why someone like Sarah Palin would be popular to real Americams."

The notion that some Americans are "real Americans" and others aren't is actually un-American.

But don't let me interupt your pseudo-folksy, "down home" bullshit. You goobers crack me up.

Spuddster

What cigar goes with a Palin?

Out of the millions of people in this country, Bubba is the only one that I know of that can answer this question with a straight face.

What cigar goes with a Palin?

Certainly NOT one of them expensive Cohibas.

Bubba's bright enuff to know not to use Scary Failin as a human humidor cos he knows he might end up losing the thing in her clowncar of a snatch.

Thanx fer askin'.

Be Well.

/Why yes that is Spud's kid glove on the floor.
//Don't bother returning it. Is crunch time.

Here is my impression of the Palin vs. Biden debate.

Per usual, Palin is wearing Red:

I get why some think she's hot.
She's actually not TOO bad. Dress up so slutty most women wouldn't be seen in public-and flirt with me like a m'fer-I'd hit it.
Wouldn't seek it out mind you-but under those conditions, I'd hit it.

There would be ONE condition though.....

She's NOT allowed to speak-at all.

" But one day I had an epithany(sic) "

Whatever the fuck that is.

Epithany is better than an epiphany. It's like having a multiple orgasm instead of a single ejaculation.

Fun-loving Wordsmith Thom

I guess that explains the box of White Owls he sent.

Excerpts from two of deth's posts:

#17 | Posted by dethspud at 2008-09-24 06:46 PM

Cos

Talibaptist

assclown

fer

Jebus

Fundy

Yawn McLame

Yawnboy

McLame's

fundofucks

enuff

Scary Failin

cos

clowncar

Thanx

fer

askin'

You create mangled words, neologisms that somehow seem to provide you with relief from your seeming distress.

And your ability to regard yourself in the third person, and comment on your feelings and beliefs as if you were a disembodied spirit, is an exercise that most people could not successfully perform.

Congratulations.

Do you consider yourself alienated from yourself, deth?

Usually an argot is used by a group, but then since you refer to yourself in different contexts, how many personalities do you have? Are the dethspuds actually conceived of as "a group" by you? How are things going in the arcane world that you inhabit?

Wild Bill sure does like 'em chubby, doesn't he?

" But one day I had an epithany(sic) "

Whatever the fuck that is.

A delusion with a lisp.

Whatever the fuck that is.

Some mere mortals, being without the divine powers of the rest of the world, will make types from time to time.

Watch out Hillary, Bill is at it again!!

Bill and the entire lot of our elected officials would fu*k anything with a hole in it as long as it was not their wife's, why because they are all crooked lying bastards

Some prefer the hole in a wall.

Now drilling at Minneapolis airport.

according to the news this morning - he's hot for todd, too!

#2 | Posted by nanc at 2008-09-24 08:36

after suffering through this interview, I think you might be right........

was this the one where he said dems had a lot of blame in the crisis to go around or was that a different one.

and was this the one that he talked about mccain being more right on the debate issue..????

and NOT SCARED TO DEBATE...........

I get why she's hot out there -- why she's doing well." -- Bill Clinton on Sarah Palin

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH WAIT A MINUTE

I thought this by line went like this...........

I get HER hot out there -- why she's doing well." -- Bill Clinton on Sarah Palin

Epithany is better than an epiphany. It's like having a multiple orgasm instead of a single ejaculation.

Fun-loving Wordsmith Thom

#24 | Posted by fwthom

So thom, you have multiple ejaculations? Or do you have both male and female sex organs?

Usual retard Thom