40-
ish......................49.
Adventurous.............Slept with everyone.
Athletic....................No breasts.
Average looking.........Moooo.
Beautiful....................P
athological liar.
Emotionally Secure.....On medication.
Feminist.....................F
at.
Free spirit...................Junki
e.
Friendship first.............Former slut.
New-
Age.....................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned...............No BJs.
Open-
minded................Desperat
e.
Outgoing......................
.Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..................
.Bitch.
Voluptuous....................
.Very Fat.
Large frame....................Hugel
y Fat.
Wants Soul mate............Stalker.
Sheeple.......................
...Goatman