Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Friday, September 19, 2008

The NATIONAL ENQUIRERS exclusive ongoing investigation of GOP VP Nom Sarah 'Barracuda' Palins goes far beyond a mere teen pregnancy crisis this week!

The Enquirers team of reporters has combed the Alaskan wilderness to discover the hidden truth about Gov. Palins family, which has become a central part of her political identity.

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Title shoulda been:

What Vetting?

YEAH!

Reminds me of the Swiftboaters!

Karma can be a real bitch sometimes!

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it.

Uh, like, it's not really my fault.
Not really.
I listened to Rush a lot, see, and, like, well, fell under his spell.
Even Mom's pastor couldn't exorcise a demon that big.
So, uh, like, well, hmmmm....
Here comes Eye-raq.
~"Fast" Track


P.S. Megadditoes everyone.

If even one quarter of this is even remotely true, don't you think it would have come out in the vetting process?


If Palin looked like a 44 year old Madeline Albright, Romney would be the VP nom.


Vetting? We don't need no stinking vetting.

Vetting? We don't need no stinking vetting.

#4 | Posted by TedBaxter

She doesn't have a D after her name.

Vetting accomplished.

Democrats are generally reviled by republicans. You do get that, right?

So the Democraps are having the ENQUIRER do their own vetting?

Was The Onion too expensive?

"Was The Onion too expensive?"

No, too subtle.
Y'see, you have to know it's a joke to appreciate "The Onion."
McCain-Palin: The joke that keeps on giving.

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