""Evil must be defeated!" -- John McCain 8/16/08

"Enough is enough! We're going to put an end to greed!" -- John McCain 9/17/08

It's inspiring to know that John McCain has a plan to end greed. I just hope it doesn't distract him from his mission to defeat evil. Either way, it has to kick the shit out of whatever Barack Obama's got on the docket, with his empty words and pie-in-the-sky promises.

America's choice is clear. Barack Obama, a messianic egomaniac who thinks he's, like, our savior or something, or John McCain, who will defeat evil and put an end to greed."

After voting to deregulate the agencies that are now repsonsible for this mess McBullshit has balls as big as church bells for this faux outrage.

Why is he picking on greed? what about sloth and avarice and everybodys favorite, lust and gluttony?

Lust is a sin?

Shit!

Campaign speech from 'goblinsrreal2';

My fellow americans, I promise, if elected president, I will not try to get rid of greed because i'm not an idiot.

he aint outlawing wrath is he?

I guess I waited too late to steal my piece of the higher pie.

I will part the seas...
And abolish greed.

--Messiah McCain

"Evil must be defeated!" -- John McCain 8/16/08

"Enough is enough! We're going to put an end to greed!" -- John McCain 9/17/08

It almost sounds as hokey and empty as "Hope, Change", doesn't it?

"It almost sounds as hokey and empty as "Hope, Change", doesn't it?"

It sounds a hell of a lot more messianic than that.

In response, Obama issued the following press release:

Present.

"Well, my friends, that's why I arose on the third day"

Jesus McSame