I'm sorry, given that Cindy's togs cost $310,000, we will not be fainting to hear that Sarah spends thousands on designer clothes.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a hockey mom? A $2,500 jacket from Saks Fifth Avenue designed by Valentino Garavani.

Palin Unable to Dress Self

Tell Sarah I can guarantee her every single guy on DR -- whether he be to the far right or to the far left -- will be more than happy to offer their services to help her get dressed.

"Executive abilities? She doesn't have any," said former Wasilla City Council member Nick Carney, who selected and groomed Palin for her first political race in 1992 and served with her after her election to the City Council.

Four years later, the ambitious Palin won the Wasilla mayor's office -- after scorching the "tax and spend mentality" of her incumbent opponent. But Carney, Palin's estranged former mentor, and others in city hall were astounded when they found out about a lavish expenditure of Palin's own after her 1996 election. According to Carney, the newly elected mayor spent more than $50,000 in city funds to redecorate her office, without the council's authorization.

What's another difference between Sarah Palin and a hockey mom? A tanning bed in her home.

Califchris,
Thats where you are wrong.

Ive seen hockey moms with 5 kids before.

They tend to be more a testiment to gravity, than to middle age hotness.

They look much better with clothes on than off.

I'm pretty sure that goes for poor delicate little Sarah too.

Now, please stop being sexist.

Sarah Palin in the red:

"I thought it was an outrageous expense, especially for someone who had run as a budget cutter," said Carney. "It was also illegal, because Sarah had not received the council's approval."

According to Carney, Palin's office makeover included flocked, red wallpaper. "It looked like a bordello."

Although Carney says he no longer has documentation of the expenditures, in his recollection Palin paid for the office face-lift with money from a city highway fund that was used to plow snow, grade roads and fill potholes -- essential municipal services, particularly in weather-battered Alaska.

Gal,

It's Sara Palin and Bit Bull.

What's the difference between Sara Palin and a Pit Bull?

"A $2,500 jacket from Saks Fifth Avenue designed by Valentino Garavani."

It's Sara Palin and Bit Bull.

What's the difference between Sara Palin and a Pit Bull?

"A $2,500 jacket from Saks Fifth Avenue designed by Valentino Garavani."

Ouch, Many! You took the satire up a notch.

Yeah, sure, Redneckville, tell me with a straight face you'd kick Sarah out of your bed
hahaha liar!
#11 | Posted by CalifChris at 2008-09-17 01:50 PM

YEAH!

Umm, you do know thats a fake --- dont you?

And yes I can honestly say I wouldnt even consider putting your dick in her!

What's the difference between Sara Palin and a Pit Bull?

"A $2,500 jacket from Saks Fifth Avenue designed by Valentino Garavani."

#8 | Posted by Manypaths

Well-you'd have to remember to include the lipstick...

That was mean of me cali

I apologize (to you) for my poor manners and inappropriate remark(s)

However, palin isnt even remotely as attractive as my wife is so in all honesty I wouldnt even be tempted.
I find her quite repelling and she reminds me of someone (a psychopath) I dated years ago!

The headline should read:

Liberals Unable To Stop Pissing Themselves

"palin isnt even remotely as attractive as my wife"

Not that Palin is super hot or anything, but I still don't believe this for a second.

I find her quite repelling and she reminds me of someone (a psychopath) I dated years ago!

#15 | Posted by Redneckville

I'd love to know her side of the story.

Also Chris-squirting out 5 kids-one of them with the over sized head of a child with Downs, tends to do some damage-that the female form can't recover from.

I've dated my fair share of women.
One of them-had had 7-count'em! Kids-she was fine-not as tight as she'd been when she was 22-but still very nice.
Another one-had only had 2 kids.
Her second child-(a boy) weighed in excess of 12 pounds-and she stood just at 5 feet tall-and weighed less than 110 lbs....
She often complained to me about not being able to "feel" anything-no matter the size of the guy she was with.

I would suggest-in spite of what cosmetic touches plastic sturgeons have done-the damage to the lady from the oversized head of a child suffering from Down's-is much more than she could have repaired.

In other words, chances are-a moose could walk through Sarah...and she'd have to ask if it was "in" yet...

Well Frank, I'm glad that your limited experience with women's vaginas generalizes to the entire female population of the world. Any other insight you can provide on these issues?

She often complained to me about not being able to "feel" anything-no matter the size of the guy she was with.

Posted by frankf55

Sounds like she was thoughtfull regarding your shortcomings, needle dick.

Liberals Unable To Stop Pissing Themselves
#16 | Posted by JOE at 2008-09-17 02:29 PM

YEAH!

Except the only people who are still smitten by her are the very same people who would vote for an inanimate piece of leather provided it claimed it was a christian-- and had an (R) following its name.

#20 | Posted by frankf55 at 2008-09-17 02:42 PM | R

Look loser, the story couldn't have been any more unbelievable. Even if you told us you met those broads at the comedy club you perform at...

Looks like your reading comprehension is lower than the kid's with Down's wissy-wussy.......

Go bite at someone else's ankles-whine-oh-whine.....

Frank, I hate to break it to you, but she only said "no matter what size the guy was" to make you feel like you weren't the only one she couldn't feel. You were.

Looks like your reading comprehension is lower than the kid's with Down's wissy-wussy.......

Posted by frankf55

Did I touch a nerve, short crank?

Did I touch a nerve, short crank?

Leave the guy alone. He admitted he has only had a few dates and was 0 for 3 as far as satisfying any of them. I figured the 55 was missing a decibal and quotation marks.

5.5" In case somebody didn't get the pun.

FrankF3.5"

YEAH!

What is she wearing? Something out of Pipers closet?

Great, fashion and gardening critique from "redneckville." What's next, a review of Bristol's baby shower?

"Great, fashion and gardening critique--

YEAH!

You are totally clueless to the "garden" comment arent you!

I bet Bristol knows (wink, wink)!

You can't blame me for assuming you meant an outdoor garden, considering how faggy you were being in critiquing what she wears.

You can't blame me for assuming you meant an outdoor garden, considering how faggy you were being in critiquing what she wears.--

YEAH!

No luck with the ladies eh! My condolences!

When all else fails, just pull something from thin air.

No luck with the ladies eh! My condolences!

#35 | Posted by Redneckville

Are you going to take that shit, FrankF2.5?

And yes I can honestly say I wouldnt even consider putting your dick in her!

#13 | Posted by Redneckville at 2008-09-17 02:22 PM

Err, I don't have a dick.

Neither do I!

FrankF0.0"

FF Joe!

Err, I don't have a dick.

#38 | Posted by CalifChris

You can claim Redneck as your very own and tell people you do.

Err, I don't have a dick.

#38 | Posted by CalifChris

Maybe he assumed you had an alternative lifestyle and the dick was metaphoric.

Nope, no alternative lifestyle for me.

Nope, no alternative lifestyle for me.

Then I guess red is just a moron.

Then I guess red is just a moron.

I think it was more a case of poor Redneckville getting his possessive pronouns confused. YEAH!

YEAH!

And apparently she cant answers canned and prerelease questions from a hand selected audience either!

The profundity of the election issues is astounding here on the the DR. Palin is unqualified to be VP because:

She can't dress herself
She hires people friendly to her agenda
Her kids have funny names
She installed a tanning bed

Thanks for posting a real election year issue, redneckshill

Sarah cannot dress herself.
I will volunteer.

I'm gonna see her boobies.

Sarah cannot dress herself.
I will volunteer.

ff

I'm gonna see her boobies.

Posted by Fredo_C

The real reason republican men like her.

She has lady lumps.

Great--

Now folks have to google over how Sarah dresses--all the while ignoring MO.

Pay attention to the decor and the tanning bed--hmmmm

Next the Huff n Puff will have a story about Sarah tearing off the tags from pillows and sofa cushions ---

She really has folks revved up --