Can we piss on his head yet?

Can we piss on his head yet?

#1 | Posted by Manypaths

not without drawing the suspicion of the SS, MP.

The President of the United States shouldn't "ask" people to spearhead delegations of any sort. As a citizen of this country we should all strive to serve at the discretion of the President. The fact that Cheney would even think about refusing an order goes to show how little weight Bush's words hold. It is also a big clue indicating who has(not) really been running our nation over the last 8 years.

This President serves a higher master. He can't even delegate authority in his own cabinet! This lack of respectability is what allows the Pakis to dictate the WoT, the Russians to dictate Eastern Europe, Wall Streeters to dictate monetary policy, and OPEC to dictate our economy.

Damn!

How much time do you think I would have to serve?

I would like to keep that option open for now. It might be worth it still.

"How much time do you think I would have to serve?"

Depends if you could find a lawyer in Gitmo.

How much time do you think I would have to serve?

#4 | Posted by Manypaths

I don't know... ask John Hinckley. lol.

Lesson to be learned here, 'Mr. president, please do not try to tell your boss, Mr. Cheney what to do'.

He was too busy counting money.

.......Cheney turns down a request from Bush ?....

........who's in charge ?........

.........well....uhh....never mind....I guess we know......

Katrina victims were regular people. No profit in it.

You would actually have to have some type of benevelent feelings.

You can try... by all means, please act as tough as you talk... I would love to read the headline, "Douchebag severely beaten."

#11 | Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-09-18 03:38 PM | Reply

Correction: "Douchebag shot in face. Douchebag apologizes to Cheney."

"Let's just say I didn't get the most positive response."

Cheney's response.

"Ok, We'll blow up the levies. Let their God sort 'em out. Case closed. Fuck off."

Correction: "Douchebag shot in face. Douchebag apologizes to Cheney."

#12 | Posted by 101Chairborne

"World Laughs"

Correction: "Douchebag shot in face. Douchebag apologizes to Cheney."
#12 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-09-18 03:43 PM

YEAH!

But that Douche bag would have to be pen raised and strategically placed in an inverted position before hand.

Maybe Cheney doesn't like chocolate milk.

Bush should have figured by now that you don't ask Dick Cheney to do things. He tells YOU what to do.
Naturally Cheney wasn't going to go near Katrina. It would have been hard werk.

Of course Bush HAS figured this out- he was just joking with Woodward or whoever... funny, haha.

What a card he is.

That asshole!!! Choosing to let someone else do it just because he didn't think he was best for the job. How can that jerk live with the haunting decision to give them more help the he would have, BASTARD!!! Then on top of that he declined a request of the president, Who the hell does he think he is declining a request.

But that Douche bag would have to be pen raised and strategically placed in an inverted position before hand.

#15 | Posted by Redneckville at 2008-09-18 03:51 PM | Reply

Go back to bed stupid, unless of course you believe the lawyer was pen raised.

How dumb are you? Honestly?

"Go back to bed stupid, unless of course you believe the lawyer was pen raised"

YEAH!

Well, he sure as hell wasnt feral! How about Hen Picked ---- does that suite your sensitivities?

Well, he sure as hell wasnt feral! How about Hen Picked ---- does that suite your sensitivities?

#21 | Posted by Redneckville

Seriously, what did Comedy ever do to you that you feel the need to kill it any chance you get?

YEAH!

Question: How hard is it to shoot an old crotchety fossil of lawyer in the face?

Answer: Pretty damn easy --- especially when he hobbling with his walker right next to you!

so he's pro-choice.

I'm guessing your dad was a standup comedian and he ditched when you were young... this is your way of getting even.

I'm guessing your dad was a standup comedian and he ditched when you were young... this is your way of getting even.

I think you are mistaken rob. They are still together.

We used to tell Niceville that he was the illegitimate child of Jerry Falwell and mAnn Coulter.

He usually felt better after that.

"I asked Dick if he'd be interested in spearheading this," Bush is quoted as saying in a new book. "Let's just say I didn't get the most positive response."

Cheney: Not no but F_ _ _ NO!

"Heckuva job, Dick!"

I always wondered if redneck and buffalo bob were related. Maybe this sheds some light.

I always wondered if redneck and buffalo bob were related. Maybe this sheds some light.

www.lilligren.com

#30 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-09-18 04:22 PM | Reply

Redneckville is almost as pathetically unfunny as Frank5.5", but he is as dumb as Bob, so I will agree.

Still, the greatest answer ever given to a reporter by a politician was when that Lib Idiot asked Cheney "You know, 70 percent of the American people feel the war was a bad idea"

And Dick Cheney's response........"SO"....That is classic, I gained so much respect for him

I guess when Bush asked him Bush Said, "Dick, There are a lot of people suffering down there"...and Cheney's response...."SO".........They should have made him president, I would have said "So" to ..stupid asses were told to leave and that is what you get when you rely on the governement for your total existense...a big, fat ....."SO"

Smarter'n a two headed dog in a flea scratching contest, no more blame by default!

Hill William only approves of government bail-outs of corporations; individuals be hanged.

Just another confirmation of who ACTUALLY ran things behind the scenes.... "Bobblehead" does not even have the intelligence to realize what he says about himself in revealing this information. Only if Halliburton had gotten a large contract and a large enough percentage could be divided would 'dickie boy' bite on it... after all, the "Bobble" knows better than to try and delegate anything to his second DAD...!!!

Cheney: Not no but F_ _ _ NO!

#28 | Posted by KBM

probably more like "F--- off weenie"

Only if Halliburton had gotten a large contract and a large enough percentage could be divided would 'dickie boy' bite on it..

Didn't they get over $100 million to clean up after Katrina?

I can hear that response of Cheney's now:

"Let the marketplace take care of it. Now go to bed, Georgie, like a good little figurehead."

"Go Fuck Yourself Mister President"

Posted by r8rh8r at 2008-09-17 12:49 PM

The fact that Cheney would even think about refusing an order goes to show how little weight Bush's words hold. It is also a big clue indicating who has(not) really been running our nation over the last 8 years.

This President serves a higher master. He can't even delegate authority in his own cabinet!

The Vice-President holds an independent office with prescribed constitutional duties, and is not subject to orders of the President.

Is civics still taught in schools?

"....and is not subject to orders of the President."

You think the vice-president works strictly within the legislative branch, Johnson, not the executive?

Are you a David Addington fan? He's the guy who tried to detach Cheney from the executive branch...unsuccessfully.

Even if Louisiana had correctly spent the $2 Billion a year they get from the Fed to reinforce/build levee systems....the results would have been the same.

This was a massive storm.

Maybe he didn't want to get shot at or have his helicopter stolen?

I don't help clean up destruction, I create it.

Dick Cheney

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wonderful seeing 101, ROB and the rest of the red fascists squirm on this thread.

So much for Compassionate Conservatism.

Is civics still taught in schools?

#38 | Posted by Johnson at 2008-09-18 08:46 PM | Reply |
Not in public skool. Civics is too hard

the rest of the red fascists squirm on this thread.

So much for Compassionate Conservatism.

#43 | Posted by DUMPLING1 at 2008-09-18 10:42 PM | Reply

Fat Ugly Chick Who Can't Get a Man;

Your definition of 'squirm' is nothing but bizzaro.

And you clearly read nothing but the misleading headline.

In a staff meeting Bush ASKED Cheney if he'd be interested in the job, and Cheney said that he would not be a good choice. Others of the staff agreed that Cheney would not be the best person for this particular task.

So Cheney knows his own strengths and limits, and makes decisions based on that.

For example, Osama is not qualified to be president, but I would hire him to mow the lawn.

Republicans love their living piece of walking shit
Dick Cheney....quit picking on him !!

How did Cheney ever make it into a "compassionate conservative's" administration?

TC

He and Condi were on the GOP committee that chose GW to front this GOP Boy Band.

Corky,

beat me to it.

I just saw the question and I am surprise so little people actually know this and the cheney family.

How did Cheney ever make it into a "compassionate conservative's" administration?

#47 | Posted by townncountry

He spearheaded the committee to find bush a vice president and in the end recommended himself. you know that. lol.

Corky -- You've got it.

In March 1997, just 2 months after Bill Clinton's 2nd Inaugural, I attended a conference at which David Gergen was the lunch speaker. He said that he thought he knew who the Republicans were going nominate in 3 1/2 years to run in 2000 -- "George Bush". When the crowd's murmurs got audible enough, he said in showman fashion, "Not the George Bush you're probably thinking of. Instead, or President George Bush, you should be thinking of George Dubya Bush, the new governor of Texas."

Gergen then went on to explain that several powerful and influential members of the GOP were gathering a movement to make this "compassionate conservative" and aggressive campaigner be their party's flag bearer in 2000.

Amazingly, no one pinned him down as to who these influential people were, or no one believed him enough to pursue the question. But in retrospect I should asked if Cheney, Wolfowitz, Kristol and Rumsfeld were in that group of neocon insiders who were recruiting Dubya to be their happy face to their sordid plans.