I don't know about the Blackberry, but I do know that McAncient is a big fan of strawberries.

I smell desperation .

LOL...an advisor ???

Didn't McCain invent the jitterbug and foxtrot as well? I hear he and Henry Ford worked closely toghether on the Model-T as well.

Had to do something to wile away the hours after inventing fire.

And time.

I hear he and Henry Ford worked closely toghether on the Model-T as well.

#3 | Posted by taxman

And I heard that obama is still sucking a pacifier. What does that prove?

Did he inven the raspberry, too???

"And I heard that obama is still sucking a pacifier. What does that prove?"

it proves that you'll buy anything from the republican party

Does this fool have any idea how much ridicule he's opened himself up for?

Somewhere in Tennessee, Al Gore doesn't know whether to laugh or cry at this....

I heard the he also invented dirt.

I smell desperation .

You guys are just being mean. This is another american success story. One day he can't even use the internets and the next day he is a visionary designer of high tech products.

Hehehe.... the lipstick knocked media to distraction.

Now the blackberry is amusing people to distraction.

This is hilarious! Grampy Poopy Pants invented the Blackberry? He probably thinks that means he invented a Blackberry DESSERT! LOL! Too funny! Grampy Poopy Pants has already admitted he doesn't know how to send emails! LOL! This is starting to border on the absurd! LOL!

McCain's da man.

McCain has blackberries in his Depends, but I don't think he said he invented them. He "discovered" them while onstage with Palin!

But seriously, folks, BlackBerry was a Canadian design. Check it out: Research In Motion, Waterloo, Ontario

This is typical government - having regulators taking the credit for the idea they're regulating.

What a bunch of pathetic liars. The only ones who can believe their BS are the rightards who will believe anything that comes out of their mouths.

In the meantime CONSERVATIVE commentators are calling McCain a "farce" and a "liar", a "tragedy" and "desperate".

And Carly Fiorina says McCain couldn't even run the company she was fired from.

This shit is ACTUALLY happening, folks.

And what a lying sack of shit Palin has turned out to be. Go look up the teleprompter story - it's f-ing hilarious.

Go look up the teleprompter story

Done. No failure occurred. Why did the Republicans feel the need to lie when she did so well in her speech? Why lie over nothing?

If they are so dishonest about the smallest of things, how can anyone believe them when it comes to major issues?

Why did the Republicans feel the need to lie

The same reason roaches flee from the light - it's their first instinctive response.

Blackberry a miracle? I don't know too many people who have those things.

"I don't know too many people who have those things."

I'm sure you don't.

Advisor: McCain Helped Create the BlackBerry

They didn't mean the texting Blackberry, they meant the original FRUIT blackberry - like you make jelly out of.

That I could believe.

They didn't mean the texting Blackberry, they meant the original FRUIT blackberry - like you make jelly out of.

That I could believe.

#22 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

The Blackberry makes jelly? And Coffee? What will they think of next?

Land slide's a'comin, I feel it tonight,
Land slide's a'comin, his white hair is in sight,
Land slides a'comin, we'll regret it that's right,
Land slide's a'comin, it's over, the fight!
(to the tune of shrimp boat)

Coming up, going down,
getting votes, acting dumb,
with a yes WE can, and a no YOU can't
Lies within, truth will come out,
OBAMA!!!!
(think Frankie Laine's Rawhide)

be afraid
be very afraid
there are american born, voting age morons who believe every lie mcbush and his staff utter.
the polls say mcbush and Obama are tied.
that means that one out of two people is a certifiable idiot.
if you support Obama, the guy next to you is one of them

Jeeze, first his campaign steals Obama's "change" theme and then they steal Al Gore's "I invented...." bit. And they apparently have no idea that people are sick of both.

if you support Obama, you ARE one of them.

#25 | Posted by proudtobelib

So someone associated with the guy claimed, and that will make him responsible for it.

I have read stories about him which makes me associated with him too and I understand he's responsible for the invention of the wheel, the discovery of gravity, the invention of the lightbulb and the cure for Polio.

Now it MUST be true because I said so. Go forth and multiply the story.

Keep graspin ppl's

You idiots never stop entertaining that is for sure. You are too stupid to understand sarcasim. It was a joke (I admit a bad one) that was making fun of the Al Gore's internet gaff.

You libs are so scared. It was a joke on al gore you idiots.

What a bunch of pathetic liars. The only ones who can believe their BS are the rightards who will believe anything that comes out of their mouths.

Sounds like a lib to me.

In the meantime CONSERVATIVE commentators are calling McCain a "farce" and a "liar", a "tragedy" and "desperate".

Please name then and provide a link.

And Carly Fiorina says McCain couldn't even run the company she was fired from.

Who gives a shit what she says?

7 | Posted by midiman at 2008-09-16 08:20 PM

I love watching you libs squirm, how fucking pathetic.

"You are too stupid to understand sarcasim."

Ya gotta love the self-retorting retort.

Gore's claim of taking the initiative to help create the internet is supported by the fact that he was the first congressman in the 70s to push for high speed computer communications and is credited as such by Vint Cerf and Bob Kahn--the computer scientists considered the fathers of the internet.

McCain's advisor's claim that his candidate had anything to do with the blackberry comes from an occasion where a phone was ringing and McCain picked up a computer keyboard and tried talking into it.

John "CancerMan" McCain should try inventing a cure for melanoma. He'd probably save his own life and would be too busy to run for President.

Maybe he could also try inventing a brain for Caribou Barbie. That woman is dumber than a sack of hammers. She should go back to squeezing out babies and running (ruining?) Alaska, thereby leaving the other 49 states alone.

And I heard that obama is still sucking a pacifier. What does that prove?

#5 | Posted by Sniper at 2008-09-16 06:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

WOW....what a SCATHING comeback!

WOW....what a SCATHING comeback!

He got it in an email, so it must be true.

By weekend he'll be demanding we address him as King Woogawooga Sniper, King of Nigeria.

As soon as the check clears.

Perhaps McSame did have something to do with them.

They (RIM.....aka Blackberry) did violate 5 patents and pushed ahead anyway, knowing full well they were doing so illegally.

Sounds like something Johnny Jet Crash would love to be a part of.

Now it MUST be true because I said so. Go forth and multiply the story.

Keep graspin ppl's

#28 | Posted by observer22 at 2008-09-17 09:48 AM

isn't that how it works?

Hmm let's see...

Repeat after me..

Obama is a Muslim!

Obama is a Muslim!

Obama is a Muslim!

Now it MUST be true because I said so.

McCain invented the dingleberry.

Obama is a Muslim!

Obama is a Muslim!

Obama is a Muslim!

Now it MUST be true because I said so.

#38 | Posted by donnerboy at 2008-09-17 02:51 PM

Im glad someone knows what theyre talking about.

KnowsNotVeryMuch,
"That woman is dumber than a sack of hammers. She should go back to squeezing out babies and running (ruining?) Alaska, thereby leaving the other 49 states alone."

But what happened to the other SEVEN states that your hero, The Messiah, believes are part of the United States?

And you say SHE is dumb as a sack of hammers!
So what does that make YOUR boy wonder?

I mean, he is so BRILLIANT that he was close friends with Antoine Rezko for almost 20 years and worked for Allison Davis yet didn't know they were Slumlords when they owned 16 slum buildings in his OWN district; was inspired by the clash at the bridge in Selma Alabama even though he was only 3 1/2 years old with his parents going through a divorce and his mother living off of food stamps in Hawaii and probably didn't even have a TV when it happened; being close friends with a former member of the Weather Underground who only came back to the USA from hiding a couple of years before Obama became friends with him and yet claiming not to know anything about the criminal background of this man or his wife; attending a church for 20 years with his closest spiritual advisor Jeremy Wright and yet claiming never to have heared this man's ravings of hatred against America or whites; to be a State Senator for eight years and not be able to operate a simple three button voting machine that you didn't even have to know how to READ to operate since it has a Green and Red and Yellow button for voting?

Yet you claim that Sarah Palin is dumber than a sack of hammers? Then on a relative scale Obama must fall somewhere just above an amoeba in intelligence looking at his background.

Sure doesn't speak very highly of Harvard Law School if he was chosen their editor. I think Mad Magazine would not even hire him as a copy boy, let alone editor.

"... on a relative scale Obama must fall somewhere just above an amoeba in intelligence looking at his background. Sure doesn't speak very highly of Harvard Law School if he was chosen their editor."

And that he graduated Magna Cum Laude.

But go ahead TSG, dazzle us with your academic resume.