Great fun for about 20 minutes. Then it all begins to sink in. We have a wacko on our hands.

had some friends in the early seventies - she had her baby under and tree and named him leaf...yeah...

Chalk Revelations Palin.

Nice.

Murphy's name would've been...

Taupe Armageddon Palin

...son of Chop Meth and Comma Liberty.

Rogers Cadenhead: Chisel Dustup Palin.

Package Wichita Palin for my real name.

Drudge name came up as Fog Piles Palin

Revolver Trooper Palin.

I swear, I was never married to Molly.

Trig(onometry) and Track (& field) are not real names!

Bristol, Willow, and Piper aparently are real names and note how they are only used in English, whereas other names are multilingual.

Still Hardrock Palin

From the above site I posted:

SARAH
Gender: Feminine

Usage: English, French, German, Jewish, Arabic, Biblical

Pronounced: SER-ə (English), SAR-ə (English), ZAH-rah (German) [key]

Means "lady" or "princess" in Hebrew. This was the name of the wife of Abraham in the Old Testament. She became the mother of Isaac at the age of 90. Her name was originally (Saray), but God changed it (see Genesis 17:15). In England, Sarah came into use after the Protestant Reformation

Isn't this fun?

but God changed it (see Genesis 17:15)

Good ole' 17:15...one of my favorites.

Michael?

Monty python?

"WMD Cessna Palin" - what the hell do they mean by that?

Exactly, Alex

You're a flying shit explosion. That's what WMD cessna palin means.

Mine is Fire Patriot Palin.

My wife's-for some ungodly reason,

Is

Snowshoe Man Palin.

Don't that beat all?

alexandrite = Fog Piles Palin

hmmmmm...i just knew you were a sh*t expert!

Well, it could have been worse, if Sarah Palin was a Catholic, she would have named her kids according to this calendar of saints:

OMG! I just checked out my birthday on that calendar, I am not liking it.

hmmmmm...i just knew you were a sh*t expert!

#20 | Posted by nanc at 2008-09-13 12:27 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yes, I identified you right away.

then you're too superstitious.

no, you forgot to blow your nose after you removed your head from the dark place.

Damn! The name generator just went down! It must be a vast-right-wing-conspiracy.

OK, since the name generator went down, we can come up with names:

Moose Hunter
Snowmchine Champ
Polar Redneck
Blazing Rifle

oh forget it, I can't think about anymore names.

FF for Nanc :-)

Actually I kind of like the names Palin picked out for her children.

Palin's husband explained in People magazine why they picked those particular names
for their five their kids -

"Sarah's parents were coaches and the whole family was involved in track and
I was an athlete in high school, so with our first-born, I named him "Track"

"Bristol" is named after Bristol Bay.
That's where I grew up, that's where we commercial fish.

"Willow" is a community there in Alaska.

And then "Piper" you know, there's just not too many Pipers out there and it's a cool name.

And "Trig" is a Norse name for 'strength'"

Goalie Sanka Palin.

woohoo now I can be a hockey decaf hockey dysfunctional.

Steam Fangs Palin

Sweet.

I have put so many names into this thing that I am starting to get repeats.

And "Trig" is a Norse name for 'strength'"

It also rhymes with "pig."

Just sayin'.

Torque Steel Palin

Just made that one up for myself.

SBD Flatulence Palin.

Horse Hockey Palin

just for the halibut, i put in moder8 - Stag Tonnage Palin - i don't get it.

okay - i just put in "nanc" and "Rink Rebate Palin" which would equate to "cheapskate"...hmmmmm...now to figure out the formula...

Molten Contra Palin

But you can call me Iran.

just for the halibut, i put in moder8 - Stag Tonnage Palin - i don't get it.

#37 | Posted by nanc at 2008-09-13 01:57 AM

go figure.

Shove Maggot Palin

Bullet Bodycheck Palin

Rot Pipeline Palin for me.

Probably not too popular in Alaska ;-)!

Hmm. What about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-
crasscrenbon-fried-digger-
dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-
horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-
spelltinkle-grandlich-
grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-
himbleeisen-bahnwagen-
gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-
gernspurten-mitz-weimache-
luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-
kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm Palin?

It's kinda catchy, eh?

Crust Scramble Palin

Charlie

What Bridge Palin.

But I'm partial to..

Ono Notanother Palin