A mature girls virginity used the be the currency that sealed kindoms and was valued above treasure.

More power to her. better than loosing it in the backseat of a toyota (in my day it was a chevrolet) to a guy named Skip.

Cherry futures are tanking.

$1,000,000???

Hey, if she gets that much good for her.

hooker...and she is to be a counselor of marriage!!??

......a 22 year old virgin ??........riiiigghhhttt..

.....who happens to work at a brothel ??....

.....why is all this so easy to believe......

Would that be for payment in advance or in arrears?

I wonder how many times she's going to repeat the sale before she's caught?

She was on Howard Stern the other day, shes a beast.

"Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"

"Hmmm. I dunno . . . a million dollars? I could make that go a long way. Yes, I probably would."

"How about twenty five dollars?"

"Twenty five?!??! What kind of person do you think I am?!?!"

"We've already ascertained that. Now we're just negotiating."

"Picture)"

Jeezus, she wears more makeup than McCain.

Course she started off life as a boy called Dave.

I might think about accepting $1,000,000 from her to do it.

If that really is a picture of her then she'll be lucky to get $50.

BLT will go $25.

Lol. Somehow I'm thinking she'd need a time machine in order to uphold her side of the auction.

If you REALLY believe that a 'virgin' is going to sell herself to the highest bidder at the Bunny Ranch, then you deserve to lose your money to some 22 year old whore who will auction off her 'virginity' the very next week to the next sucker who comes along.

"She was on Howard Stern the other day, shes a beast."

#9 | Posted by qcp

Hardly a beast. She just requires a guy who doesn't mind getting dirty and likes to dig.

She sort of looks like Monica Lewinsky.

"She sort of looks like Monica Lewinsky."

#19 | Posted by anton

It just keeps getting better.

Can someone loan me a twenty and one of those travel size shampoo bottles?

1 mil for that?

get over yourself.

I think she will get 1000

Virgins don't know how to wiggle or squeeze.

"Hey Joe. Sucky-fucky figh dolla. You wanna fark my mudder? She a virgin too!"

you gotta pay 1 mil than train her?

pass.

than = then

"I think she will get 1000"

#22 | Posted by rastaninja at 2008-09-11 01:21 PM

Maybe 1000 pennies.

Hi, I'm Skip!

Well, well, a new way to work your way through school! Finish with no debts too! Will we be posted on how much the HOT BOX went for? Or do we just drool? God, so much excitement, so little time! Oh hell, here come the nurse with the meds again! Good night!

Virgin pussy anit worth it! All they do is cry about how it hurts! A hoe is a hoe if she ask for your doe!

I'm sure that tool redneckville just came across this by accident. He wasn't trolling the net for hookers or anything, cause that would make him a strange dude...

Maybe 1000 pennies.
#27 | Posted by Republican4ever at 2008-09-11 01:37 PM

YEAH!

Pro rated for a lack of a Penis!

Sincerely
Republican4ever (you know what that means)

I just flagged that as abusive.

"I just flagged that as abusive."

Posted by 101Chairborne

ff

Everyone pays for pussy.

The only difference between a wife and whore...

The whores cheaper.

My gf was a virgin till age 34.

Holy crap! That's original

My gf was a virgin till age 34.

#36 | POSTED BY SHIRTSBYERIC AT 2008-09-11 02:08 PM

I come from conservative west michigan, went to a christian school and christian college, both in grand rapids. 34? Really?

I love it when a bunch of people on the DR act like they have the highest standards ever when it comes to women. Most of you losers would kill to bang any 22 year old in the world, let alone this one.

Why not just legalize prostitution altogether...

This question should be put to Sarah Palin.

She might want to crimanalize activity like this on behalf of the Republican Rightards.

She is probably an 'Obama dem'... she would fit well in his camp... he uses the same program..!!!

101 flagging ANYTHING deserves its own funny flag.

Illumin, I grew up the same way (live in west Mich too). I and my first wife were virgins when we were married, however we were only 21 at the time, not 34... I do not find it hard to believe.

A bitch is a bitch is a bitch.

For a million bucks you could buy a better looking broad than this.

Stand 'em on their head, they all look alike.

A million for a virgin? Oh, yeah...bleed on me, that's fun.

Fuck, even that idiot Elliot Spitzer did better and he paid less.(but still way too much) She's not very hot.

Good luck with your whoring, miss.

***** The only difference between a wife and whore...

The whores cheaper.

....Posted by Roy_Batty ******

......that's funny Roy.......your wife doesn't charge me anything.......

***** My gf was a virgin till age 34.
....Posted by shirtsbyeric ******

........and of course you believed that ?.........

......its not a coincidence that one needs to be gullible to be a Republican.......

I love it when a bunch of people on the DR act like they have the highest standards ever when it comes to women. Most of you losers would kill to bang any 22 year old in the world, let alone this one.

#39 | Posted by JOE at 2008-09-11 02:20 PM

so now we know rightwing joe is 22.

Joe- Would you pay 1 million to bang this chick?

Sorry, but at that price she better look like a playboy model.

Illumin, I grew up the same way (live in west Mich too). I and my first wife were virgins when we were married, however we were only 21 at the time, not 34... I do not find it hard to believe.

#44 | Posted by sawdust at 2008-09-11 03:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

As was my wife, at 21. It has a lot to do with how people are raised.

But.... 34? I'm not too sure I'd believe that. Unless she had... extenuating circumstances. The kinda people who save it for marriage do tend to actually get married.

"Joe- Would you pay 1 million to bang this chick?"

No way. My post was more in reference to those that called her a "beast," and said that she "started life off as a man." I see a lot of people on this site calling average-looking women nasty, and it makes me wonder how many of them are posting from their parents' basement(TM). I sincerely doubt the DR is full of guys banging models.

Send me ten grand and I'll find you a hot 22 year old to bang (and have nine grand in my pocket).

That's my promise to you, the customer.

"Send me ten grand and I'll find you a hot 22 year old to bang (and have nine grand in my pocket).
That's my promise to you, the customer.
#55 | Posted by Sully at 2008-09-11 04:34 PM"

Sully, with that platform you could be elected President of the United States.

No way. My post was more in reference to those that called her a "beast," and said that she "started life off as a man." I see a lot of people on this site calling average-looking women nasty, and it makes me wonder how many of them are posting from their parents' basement(TM). I sincerely doubt the DR is full of guys banging models.

#54 | Posted by JOE at 2008-09-11 04:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

I was kinda wondering that as well. I wouldn't throw her out of bed.

"Sully, with that platform you could be elected President of the United States."

A president wouldn't be satisfied with a 90% profit margin.

Good point.

There's nothing America loves more than half-naked white jailbait.

Untrue. I prefer fully naked white jailbait.

Untrue. I prefer fully naked, and 22 ain't jailbait.

I still think that she is one of those 'surrogate' women that Obama is sending out to find money...and votes...!!!!

Well, the open auction will determing a market price of overaged "virgin pussy."

She's not particularly attractive.

And she has declared herself inexperience. This is an upside down world if inexpertise is considered more valuable than a person, who is practiced.

And down where livestock is traded the descriptions are "open," "proven," "carrying service."

Oh yeah, the "John" will experience the feel of something other than humanb flesh and secretions since in Nevada's legalized prostituion industry, condoms are required. And this would be too public an event to avoid conforming with the law.

Advice to the potential "patron." But a blow-up doll. It's cheaper and will provide the same "feel." Lambskin is lambskin. Latex is latex. Invest in plastics.

What does anyone think high bid would be? How about $2,000 from some joker striving for publicity.

"Advice to the potential "patron." But a blow-up doll. It's cheaper and will provide the same "feel." Lambskin is lambskin. Latex is latex. Invest in plastics."

Johnson I'm impressed by your expert knowledge.

If you believe this virginity thing, I have a bridge to sell. This is a sociology experiment for a class, no doubt.

I didn't read this thread at all, but...

...I'd hit it.

$1,000,000!? Are you fucking kidding me? Unless this prostitute is going to star in a snuff film she doesn't have a chance? I've seen an episode or two of cops and I can tell you that this newbie prostitute thinks way too highly of herself - hell, I'll be surprised if she breaks 6 figures... And her husband? What's he going to offer the world? A ride down the hershey highway? puuuleeeasssee.

What can you say but that she's a true "Feminist"! That is,she "Hates" men but doesn't have any problem with "profiting" as much as she possibly can off of them! You Go Girl!!!

And her husband? What's he going to offer the world? A ride down the hershey highway?

Wouldn't you for a million bucks?

ahhh...the lindseylohanification of america.

This is nothing new! Geisha's sell their virginity at hefty price!

Everyone pays for pussy.

The only difference between a wife and whore...

The whores cheaper.

#34 | Posted by Roy_Batty at 2008-09-11 02:03 PM

I would have guessed the difference is LIPSTICK.

.....that's funny Roy.......your wife doesn't charge me anything.......

#48 | Posted by skizziks at 2008-09-11 03:39 PM

Enjoy yourself... That bitch walked out on my daughter and I, when my little girl was 6 months old.

FYI... we just celebrated my daughter's 12th birthday. I haven't been married for a long time.

"I haven't been married for a long time."

Posted by Roy_Batty

Maybe she'll break his arm.

No way. My post was more in reference to those that called her a "beast," and said that she "started life off as a man." I see a lot of people on this site calling average-looking women nasty, and it makes me wonder how many of them are posting from their parents' basement(TM). I sincerely doubt the DR is full of guys banging models.

#53 | Posted by JOE

She engaged in prostitution and using the media to pimp her a customer so what does she expect ?

***********

.....that's funny Roy.......your wife doesn't charge me anything.......

#48 | Posted by skizziks at 2008-09-11 03:39 PM

Enjoy yourself...

......#73 | Posted by Roy_Batty ********

......thanks Roy.......I'll pass the message on to the boys at the Pub.........

.......she doesn't charge them either........