I was watching CNN last night and Anderson Cooper reported that Obama planned on making Flavor Flav the Food Czar. His first order of bitness was to secure the recipe of 11 herbs and spices. Second order of bitness was to take over Chili's and secure their supply of Baby Back Ribs.

No word yet on what Flavor Flav plans on doing with Hi-C.

Racists every where you turn on the right.

Much ado about BBQ?

"The brand's top executive admitted his nerves were aflutter despite the tight security he lined up for the operation. 'I don't want to be the president who loses the recipe," KFC President Roger Eaton said. Imagine how terrifying that would be.'"

Eaton sounds like a good choice to head the Dept. of Homeland Security.

Roger Eaton has more executive experience than Obama.

Sorry. Had to say it.

Much ado about BBQ?

#3 | Posted by 101Chairborne

LOL... you deserve to get paid for that one.
$FF$

Much ado about BBQ?

#3 | Posted by 101Chairborne

LOL... you deserve to get paid for that one.
$FF$

#6 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Extra Crispy Ditto!

Remember the 1998 movie "Bulworth," where Warren Beatty plays a U.S. senator suffering a nervous breakdown? When Beatty's character tells astonished black Democrats that it's time for them to "put down the chicken and the malt liquor," it's final proof that Jay Bulworth is crazy and suicidal. But consider what happened late last month in Beaumont, Texas, when I covered Obama speaking before an African-American audience. A woman asked about health care and Obama explained how, for the first time in human history, thousands of obese children, many of them black, were being diagnosed with adult-onset diabetesa disease that is killing millions and helping bankrupt the health-care system. He told the crowd that kids couldn't keep on "drinking eight sodas a day," then went in Bulworth's direction. "I know some of y'all got that cold Popeye's [chicken] out for breakfast. I know," Obama said with a smile. He continued: "That's why y'all laughing."

As you can see, the planned theft of the 11 Herbs and Spices was hatched back in 1998. Obama is part of vast chicken wing conspiracy where Bullworth and Popeyes pull the strings.

And they wonder why the Pubs don't get the Black vote.

vast chicken wing conspiracy?

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah
a!

ff!

And they wonder why the Pubs don't get the Black vote.

#9 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2008-09-09 10:49 AM | Reply

Nobody wonders that. What they do wonder is how Obama and Hillary could be so much alike yet 95% of the black vote went to Obammy. We can rule out the fact Obama is black, because we all know blacks wouldn't vote for him simply because of his skin color. I wonder what it was...

The black members of my family are supporting him in no small part because he's black... but don't tell anyone.

"I know some of y'all got that cold Popeye's [chicken] out for breakfast. I know," Obama said with a smile. He continued: "That's why y'all laughing

and now McDonalds sells "Chicken for Breakfast"

OK talk about the black people who are voting for Obama just because he is black but don't even mention all the crazy people who are voting for Palin just becasause she's crazy too.

vast chicken wing conspiracy?

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah
a!

ff!

#10 | Posted by nanc at 2008-09-09 10:51 AM

doesn't take much does it?

OK talk about the black people who are voting for Obama just because he is black but don't even mention all the crazy people who are voting for Palin just becasause she's crazy too.

#14 | Posted by danni

you won't get any disagreement from me there.

but to ignore one without admitting the other is not change I can believe in.

We're supposed to be taking the high road and that's supposed to make all the difference.

If nothing else, I'd vote for a black because the whites screwed it up so badly. herm

If nothing else, I'd vote for a black because the whites screwed it up so badly. herm

#17 | Posted by herm

Yep, theres that superior Lib intellect at work! HERM would vote for the brick in his front yard rather than a white guy! Congratulations on discovering your inner racism HERM.

If nothing else, I'd vote for a black because the whites screwed it up so badly. herm

#17 | Posted by herm

You could use that logic to decide to vote outside the two party monopoly too.

If nothing else, I'd vote for a black because the whites screwed it up so badly. herm

#17 | Posted by herm

Nobody can argue with a deep down, straight from the gut opinion like that. Much like you, I'm not voting for McCain now that Palin is on the ticket. The waitress at George Webb fucked up my order and she was a female.

If nothing else, I'd vote for a black because the whites screwed it up so badly. herm

#17 | Posted by herm at 2008-09-09 12:48 PM | Reply

Translation: Fuck whitey.

Herm's idea of a colorblind society.

I cannot vote for Obama because of some of the people he is affiliated with (wright, rez) and I think he and his wife are America haters.

2112, what do you think of the American hating, secessionist loving people Palin is associated with? How about the American haters McCain is in bed with? I think they are named Bush & Cheney.

Johnny,

I think that McCain and Palin are the lesser of two evils.

i'm voting for mccain because he has a decent woman as a running mate.

there, how hard was that?

p.s. f.y.i. - i WASN'T voting for him before that.

I know that Nancy is a knee-jerk evangelical wing nut not given to serious discourse. But ...

Nancy, just WHAT part of Saran Palin do you find decent? herm

I've never voted republican but I am also leaning towards McCain.

herm - she's the EXACT opposite of snowjobama! there, that was easy. i already outlined some of her great qualities the other evening in another post to betelg - go look it up. or just ask one of the people here who keep track of me - they'll lead you in the proper direction.