Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will return home after emerging clean from a three-year detox program on China's tropical island province of Hainan.

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Mastadone?

Good luck to Big Brother and have a long happy life without heroin. God Damn the pusher.

Good luck to the elephant.

I've also read about elephants fed speed in logging camps in Southeast Asia.

Man, man can be so cruel.

Mastadone?

Man, people get paid for writing stuff like that.

$FF$

when i was college i tried to find opium. Could never find it. yet ive seen videos of opium addicted monkey' stealing half-processed opium on farms in India (or was it Pakistan)?

lucky monkeys

Good for Rush Limbaugh.

Man, people get paid for writing stuff like that.

$FF$

#4 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

I'll give him a dollar if he doesn't say something like that again. :-)


the elephant had to give up cocaine because it took $47,000 worth just to get to the top of his nose.

I'm sure they get it at wholesale value at the very least, lol.

How long did t take obama to kick the coke habit?


How long did t take obama to kick the coke habit?

#10 | Posted by cabo_vato

About the same amount of time it took for neo-cons to blame others for their screw-ups. Hardly no time at all.

Why the hell would someone feed heroin to an elephant? For funsies? That makes me sick. :(

Nice try at deflection there princess. Face it, your candidate is a admitted former drug user.

Face it, your candidate is a admitted former drug user

Says the assclown that voted twice for a drunken cokehead.

"Face it, your candidate is a admitted former drug user. Posted by cabo_vato"

Face what, Captain Obvious? He admits it and talks and writes about it. And has used it to help guide kids in more positive directions.

Can I have his leftover drugs?

-Ashley Biden

Justify his actions in whichever way makes you feel good.

"Face it, your candidate is a admitted former drug user. "

Is Cindy McCain running? And what do you "former"? She sure looked doped up last night.

For a while last night I thought the cryptkeeper was holding the microphone for Cindy. Check out her hand in this picture.
www.necn.com

Is Cindy McCain running? And what do you "former"? She sure looked doped up last night.

I am sure you can spot a guilty person a mile away.

"She sure looked doped up last night."

I think I missed the part in the "documentary" (read: "commercial") about her life where she used that charity she was associated with as a source for illegal drugs.

And I must've gone out for a breath of fresh air when, in yammering on about meeting her hubby, she explained while he was married at the time true love conquers all.

Face what, Captain Obvious? He admits it and talks and writes about it. And has used it to help guide kids in more positive directions.


As I am unfamiliar with his work in this area, could you please list his writings on this subject. Also a list actions he has taken to help children stay away from drugs, using his involvment as the focal point.

You libs make me laugh. You were all over Bush when allegations came up to his drug use yet you give obama a pass on this.

"You libs make me laugh. You were all over Bush when allegations came up to his drug use yet you give obama a pass on this. Posted by cabo_vato"

Maybe because Obama was honest and upfront about it?

Chicago, IL Rudy Giuliani declared that Americans should not expect a pretense of perfection-- from candidates running for office and says he respects Barack Obamas honesty-- for discussing his previous drug use with a group of high schoolers today.

The Illinois Senator is receiving criticism from Mitt Romney, among others, for opening up and discussing past mistakes during a town hall at a Manchester, NH High School Tuesday.

I made some bad decisions that Ive written about, there were times when I got into drinking and experimented with drugs.. there was a whole stretch of time when i didnt really apply myself a lot,-- Obama told the group.

Giuliani said he believes Obamas topic of conversation was completely appropriate.

I respect his honesty in doing that. I think that one of the things we need from our people who are running for office is not this pretense of perfection,-- Giuliani said. The reality is all of us that run for public office, whether its governor, legislator, mayor, presidentwe are all human beings. If we havent made mistakes dont vote for us cause we got some big ones that are gonna happen in the future and we wont know how to handle them.-- cameron.blogs.foxnews.com

He wrote about it 11 years ago in "Dreams of my Father".

how the hell did this become a thread about bush/obama's cocaine use?

how the hell did this become a thread about bush/obama's cocaine use?

#25 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Bush is a Republican. Republicans are depicted as elephants. Therefore, Bush is an elephant who did cocaine.

DUH!

DUH!

#26 | Posted by Kinger

LOL.. that was the answer I was hoping not to hear.

To answer the question upthread, past all that tedious partisan squabbling, the practice of giving elephants drugs is common in that part of the world. Some animals are docility challenged and a little Aunt Hazel calms them right down. There has always been speculation that a few of the more notorious "elephant runs amok" incidents are more than likely its just a two ton animal in withdrawal.

I swear I thought this was another reference to Rush Limpbaugh and his inclination towards the opiates. Now I feel bad they were talking about a real elephant... what a waste of good drugs.

Talk about elephants run amok. You know how many republicans coulda stayed stoned on that stash? There's 8 years of our lives we will never get back.

To answer the question upthread, past all that tedious partisan squabbling, the practice of giving elephants drugs is common in that part of the world. Some animals are docility challenged and a little Aunt Hazel calms them right down. There has always been speculation that a few of the more notorious "elephant runs amok" incidents are more than likely its just a two ton animal in withdrawal.

#28 | Posted by dutch46

Thanks for the response. I'm glad there's another explanation other than "hey, let's see what happens if we get this elephant addicted to drugs, lol".


You libs make me laugh. You were all over Bush when allegations came up to his drug use yet you give obama a pass on this.

#23 | POSTED BY CABO_VATO

Well gee, should be give Palin a pass on her Marijuana use as well?

www.cbsnews.com

www.cbsnews.com

#31 | Posted by ddenton

Way to bitch slap them bitches DD! You got a FF..

Cabo muy loco!

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