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The boyfriend of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter describes himself on his MySpace site: 'I'm a f--kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s--t and just f--kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f--k with me I'll kick ass."

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The description appears in a profanity-laden entry posted by Levi Johnston in his MySpace account. The entry was made private over the weekend, but not before several media outlets published parts of it.

Johnston, 18, is believed to be the father of Palin's 17-year-old daughter Bristol's baby. On Monday, Palin revealed that the unwed Bristol is five months pregnant.

In a statement, Palin and her husband said the young couple will marry soon.

But in Johnston's MySpace entry, the teenager hints that fatherhood was not in his immediate plans.

Johnston says he is ''in a relationship,'' but on the question about how he feels about children he said: "I don't want kids.''

He also says his true love is ice hockey.

Here's part of his entry before it was made private:

'I'm a f--kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s--t and just f--kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f--k with me I'll kick ass."

Status: "In a relationship.''

Children: "I don't want kids."

(uh oh)

Sarah Palin's future son-in-law says he's an Alaska 'redneck'

www.mcclatchydc.com

Fun family reunions coming soon ....

he'll make a fine white trash husband.

"This is f**king great you liberal f**ks"

PINCHEMAO

Children: "I don't want kids."

(uh oh)

What do you mean "uh-oh"?

What 17-18 year old kid wants children?

You have to be one miserable sack of shit to post threads like this.


But we already knew that. :)


#6 | Posted by Pinche_Mao at 2008-09-03 01:40 AM |


and yet here you are son, spewing your bullshit.

"I'm a fucking redneck"

~Levi "Can't keep my Johnson in my pants" Johnston

Well, he does appear to be a redneck and he put a bun in wots-her-face's oven so "fucking redneck" does seem an appropiate and apt description here.

Damn, if these kids get into the WH they'll make Billy Carter look good in direcct comparison.

Status: "In a relationship.''

Children: "I don't want kids."

Charming!

Wonder if Docter Laura is gonna find some way to make heroes outta these two kids.

Cos that'd be funny.

Be Well.

/Yeah, yeah, really gone now.

That's right, son.

But I kindly chapped my ass wipin' it with ya earlier.

Yew part shark?

mr mao, nothin you say can piss me off son.

im bored,cant sleep and messin with you son.

messin with you bad.

The whole focus of this should be on McCain and his poor snap judgment in VP picks.

Instead, Au, you're focusing on two kids that did nothing we didn't do at that age. Leave them alone. This is enquirer territory.

Frankly, I expected this type of thread from someone else, but not you.

messin with you bad.

Yew messin with me bad.


A few of the lefties and indies here, after putting up with the gutter politics of the far right for 8 years, have decided it's their turn. They want their pound of flesh now. It's disappointing to say the least.

I understand, but do not condone this behavior, and I'm irritated that a few threads on this blog have turned into the dailykos.

They're KIDS. Stop it.

Frankly, I expected this type of thread from someone else, but not you.
#13 | Posted by Alexandrite

I'd agree with you Alex except about three months ago AU really went off the deep end with his anti-McCain/anti-right, and now anti-Palin threads and comments. Which is really sad, as I used to really enjoy his postings. Ah politics, really brings out the best in us, doesn't it?

I also agree that attacks on kids are simply horrible and neither party should be condoning it. Obama did a good thing in renouncing this as a campaign tactic. Now his supporters (some of them) need to do so as well.

good comeback son. dont you have "skool" later this mornin?

This is an attack? I posted it verbatim from a news piece in McClatchy Newspapers, the largest newspaper chain in America.

My posts about Palin have pointed out she's a wolf in sheeps clothing - with positions that are paradoxical to both her public pronouncements and her private life - like cutting funding for a home that houses teenage mothers, for example.

Ya, I've attacked McCain for good reason. He's the polar opposite of the maverick he used to be and would be dangerous now.

Palin is the VP pick - fair game. I've attacked her positions.

McCain is the presidential nominee - fair game. I've attacked his positions.

This article is in newspapers across the country. He posted it on his MySpace site for all the world to see. He's 18.

It's the back page. Relax.

Just because McClatchy publishes it, AU, doesn't make it right. Why aren't you listening to Obama? He said to back off of Palin's family and that "people's families are off limits". I thought you Obama supporters tried to follow what your candidate says.

www.drudge.com

Alex, find ONE post I made against Bristol Palin - ONE

You can't.

I questioned her mother who is the presumed VP nominee.

BARTIMUS

Looking at your posting history you're making a full time job over commenting on my posts.

Get busy doing something else kid.

It's kind of creepy

When you have a man down don't ever step off their throat.

Palin is the VP pick - fair game. I've attacked her positions.
#19 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Right, here are some of the "positions" you've attacked:

"Looking at the Christmas Palin family pic her daughter is the one who looks 5 months pregnant:
media.adn.com
Not saying that's the case, but everything about this story is weird
#1 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY"

"Since John McCain has called Sarah Palin his 'Soulmate'(after having been with her for a total of 3 hours in 6 months), does this mean he's some kind of an great uncle/granddaddy to Bristol's baby? I'm not sure how that kind of thing works up there in Alaska.
#17 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-09-01 01:07 PM"

"Gee, if Miss Whale Blubber runner-up had been paying attention to what her daughter was doing maybe this wouldn't have happened. Sarah Palin's pregnancy as she was elected Governor was irresponsible too. #23 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-09-01 01:21 PM"

"Bristol can always name the little bugger John. McCain's reckless pick of Palin will make Bristol's baby the most famous baby in America for a time. He is, after all, Sarah's 'soulmate' (his own words)
Wonder if they'll get married with her preggers or after.
#31 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-09-01 01:34 PM |

"Palin wasn't up to the task of balancing motherhood with being a politician.
#39 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-09-01 02:03 PM"

"If Palin were a man she'd have never gotten the nod. #54 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-09-01 03:13 PM"

IS it me, or are there no positions being attacked in these posts?? C'mon AU, just fess up and admit you've been posting crap about SP and family simply because you're a partisan hack that dislikes the right. If you want to debate the issues and positions, fine, but attacking the famiy like you've been doing over the past week is not the right way to go about doing it.

And before I hear the "stalking" cry, I pulled the above quotes off of 2 of the less partisan and absurd threads in under 5 minutes; I am sure there are more but I think my point was made.


The DR is a place to EXPRESS OPINION, which each and every one of us do. Why so quick to jump on Murphy? Feeling busy-bodynish? Why so pissy today (and, well, every day?)

Posted by bartimus at 2008-08-08 03:01 PM

I've never denigrated Bristol Palin. In fact, the only comment I made about her personally was to say she looked pregnant in a pic. So, your whole premise is faulty.

After a year of hundreds of Obama bashfests a day I think I have every right to say whatever I want, factually based unlike the right's thousands of smears here, on the GOP's VP and POTUS candidate. What I post is based on MSM accounts.

Get a thicker skin if it bothers you or anyone else.

AU, my guess is that I'm often on late as are you - therefore we tend to get into posting discussions. Also, I noticed that you are one of the more anti-Palin voices on the DR, yet I think the way you voice your opinion sucks (as was evident by my last post). Therefore I respond, you respond back, and there you go - commenting on comments and whatnot. Anyways, I think I'm out for the night!

BARTIMUS

If you can't differentiate between opinions on Palin's qualifications to be VP and 'attacks' on her daughter I can't help you.


When you have a man down don't ever step off their throat.

#24 | Posted by rastaninja at 2008-09-03 02:35 AM |


i like the way you think.

One more thing BARTIMUS

I feel sorry for Palin's kids. SHE made this public and she didn't have to. The reason she gave was over the 'rumors' about HER baby. That is utter crap.

They got word the National Enquirer was coming out with a spread about it.

If you want to blame anyone blame Palin, not me dude.

Palin is a horribly rash, reckless pick for McCain to have made. There certainly were many other much better people to put a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

I could link a MSM article I just read that says Palin never even spoke to McCain's campaign manager until the day before she flew to Ohio, and that her children were told it was going to be a 'surprise' to celebrate the Palin's wedding anniversary (their 20th was on Friday - the day she announced).

McCain had 6 months to vet, to interview, to gather documents. He didn't. An example of the rash and reckless kind of President he'd be.

End of discussion.

Have a good one

Sounds like a real classy kid.

When you have a man down don't ever step off their throat.

Hurm.

Spud sez never hit a man when he's down.

Kick him.

It's easier on the back.

Be Well.

im readin where the momma of the baby daddy says they were gonna get married before they found out she was preggers.

bullshit.

I feel sorry for Palin's kids being put in this spot. The subject of this thread is 18, and what he said was funny. Sounds like a whole lot of 18 year olds.

I did not attack her children once over the weekend since she was rolled out as VP. She's fair game. If she hadn't been such a reckless and unvetted choice I'd have had a whole lot less to say about it, but as the first major 'decision' McCain's made - one that's typically indicative of a candidate's decision making prowess - it's an absolute dud.

On the personal side of the equation if I had been her, with 5 kids (including a special needs baby) and knew my teenage daughter was pregnant, I wouldn't have accepted the VP slot. It's her kids who will get the short shrift at this critical time. It's sad she'd accept at this critical time when her daughter could use her the most emotionally.

Not that I think the McCain ticket will win anyway, but in my opinion Palin is very very selfish doing this at this time. On the professional side, I think we'll find she's anything but the usual GOP "do as I say not as I do" on fiscal matters, guns, and pro-life. Certainly not the best choice McCain could have made with 6 months to do so in a professional manner, and with much more thought and effort.

Sounds like a tough talkin teenager, nothin new.

Give him a few more years and he'll figure out what life is really all about.

AMERICAN UNITY had every right to create this thread and voters have every right to know as much as possible about Palin and her family, all of which could be living off the taxpayer's dime if McCain makes it to the White House.

As far as her daughter is concerned, the MSM isn't as virtuous about these matters as Barrack Obama. It won't be long before they'll be doing the job that McCain failed to do. AU's post is mild compared to the vicious expose' the media tried to do on Chelsea's morals, all of which were untrue BTW.

So I wouldn't count on this young girl or her boyfriend escaping scott free when there's a salacious story to print. American Unity won't be the one leading the parade. It will be your friendly political pundits, each of them cloaked in grandfatherly concern as they battle for ratings.

If this is the type of stuff the left wants to focus on, then I'd say that Palin should do quite well during campaign season.

Sub-human pieces of left-wing shit reduced to publicizing the MySpace entries of 17 year-old children.

Be fair to AU, Pinche, as this is as deep as his thinking gets. Next he'll post a thread attacking Palin's daughter's boyfriend's truck.

Please, JEFF

Don't pretend you don't know how the media works.

They'd nail anybody to a cross just to see how long it takes them to die, if it gives them an edge over the competition.

They might even be subtle but one way or the other they'll plant whatever message that suits the way they want their viewers to vote.

I'm just saying, jumping on American Unity won't even slow it down. It's out there and it's going to be a media avalanche without any help from the Dems.



If this is the type of stuff the left wants to focus on, then I'd say that Palin should do quite well during campaign season.

Yep, I am sure she is going to talk about how much money she is going to save us and how she is going to help reduce the size of our government, isn't that the republican hypocrisy.

Hell he may even be "doing blow, getting high, and getting drunk," .
Hold on...has anybody told this kid that he may be able to do a multimillion dollar book deal and run for POTUS in 30 years?


As for this being a story...I think it is...on the Enquirer level.

I'd say that Palin should do quite well during campaign season.

Yeah, sure! Until Joe Biden spits her out like a watermelon seed during a debate.

She'll be crawling off the stage on all fours when Biden gets through with her.


What 17-18 year old kid wants children?

#7 | Posted by Pinche_Mao

Mormons to start with.

As for this being a story...I think it is...on the Enquirer level.

#41 | Posted by kerrin57

The Enquirer broke the Edwards love-child story, so I don't think the analogy does what you intend of it.

"I'd say that Palin should do quite well during campaign season."

Yeah, sure! Until Joe Biden spits her out like a watermelon seed during a debate.

#42 | Posted by Twinpac

LOL, like Gore v Dan Quayle and Admiral "mumbles" Stockdale. Its gonna be really embarrassing for her.

If Joe's going to wipe the floor with her, he has to make damn sure it's not personal. It needs to be won on point, on issue, on knowledge. The questions asked in the debate will be very important and can make all the difference in the world.

"Enquirer broke the Edwards love-child story, so I don't think the analogy does what you intend of it."


HAG...Exactly what I am saying. It has the personal trashy angle. Do you think the Enquirer would have pursued a story on his political policy foibles?

I understand, but do not condone this behavior, and I'm irritated that a few threads on this blog have turned into the dailykos.


They're KIDS. Stop it.

#15 | Posted by Alexandrite

Wow. Respect Flag

kerrin,
either the enquirer can or can not destroy a person's political career.

let me know when you're willing to endorse Edwards for USAG in spite of the Enquirer story.

"The whole focus of this should be on McCain and his poor snap judgment in VP picks."

Poor judgement? Palin is awesome. The more I read on the DR and its useless attacks on everything but the woman herself, she's even more endearing than ever.

Keep it up!

They're KIDS. Stop it.

#15 | Posted by Alexandrite

Negative, sir.

1-either they are kids and should be looked after by an adults (i.e. Mr & Mrs. Palin) and shouldn't be all rednecky and pregnant

or

2-they are not kids and need to be indoctrinated into the system that they are being thrust into by momma.

The best thing to do would have been to teach them some class, but we are too late for that.

Just another casualty in McCains little personal war.

"Ya fuck with me and I mess you up...."

Well, that's a tidy little statement of personal identity. Question: will that attitude apply to his wife? Question: Anyone think this guy is happy he will be a married man?

Question: Do you think these kids are really getting married at all? My opinion: the marriage bomb was dropped by redneck's folks, not by him.

But the pressures here must be enormous. The Republican Party might be able to deal with a child conceived out of wedlock, but with an unmarried mother, not so much.

he'll be giving her drunken ass whippings in the back of the trailer nightly

what happens if he says that he was just laying pipe and he doesn't want to get married?

Question: Anyone think this guy is happy he will be a married man?

#50 | Posted by Zed

LOL... do you think they'd be getting married at all if her mother wasn't a pol.?

BTW... do you think she'll be applying for WIC benefits? Would be a great way to start that public assistance conversation.

This is interesting---If redneck doesn't get married Bristol's mom could strong arm the Alaska Attorney General to make sure there's child support.

This is interesting---If redneck doesn't get married Bristol's mom could strong arm the Alaska Attorney General to make sure there's child support.

#55 | Posted by Zed

Wha?! Please tell me red is in College and not taking a few semesters off to party.

Kid, its marriage or a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.
That way Bristol can be a pre-widow, like all the Colombians and Mexicans John considers pre-citizens.

et me know when you're willing to endorse Edwards for USAG in spite of the Enquirer story.


Holy shit HAG...I was not willing to do it before the story broke.
He was always a slimmy smarmy little prick. Made me wanna puke that he was my senator for awhile.

it is not surpising in the least to read the bullshit comments coming from this thread
it is comforting to know that you are some of the miserable bastards that we have called many of you in the past

and to give you even more reason to insult and attack and show your real level of maturity

IM a fuckin redneck from texas.......and the wonderfull thing about this country.
my vote counts just as much as you elitist liberals.............


and another broadcast morning is at an end

its a thrill to get on here everyday and EAT LIBERALS FOR LUNCH..............

"its a thrill to get on here everyday and EAT LIBERALS FOR LUNCH..............

Posted by bushlovertwo"

And then I leap upon my winged white unicorn and fly over the clouds to lollipop land.

FF for Rogue!!!

Sub-human pieces of left-wing shit reduced to publicizing the MySpace entries of 17 year-old children.

translation: We can't defend McSame's pick on moral, ethical or experience levels, so we'll just whine about how nasty everyone is.
btw-Maybe if Palin hadn't been caught trying to hide this, with Bristol hiding in the bus or holding a baby in front of her belly, it wouldn't be quite the train wreck it has become. Maybe if McSame hadn't decided to kiss fundie ass at the last moment, Palin could have paid Levi and Bristol to elope, like she and Todd did, and get married before the news got out. Stupidity piled on stupidity...
Then again, that's the Republican Way.

And then I leap upon my winged white unicorn and fly over the clouds to lollipop land.

#59 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at


FF


Sorry BLT...but it was.

NO one attacks the kids, although I think a wedding cake with a bulging bride, gun-totin' groom and "BRISTOL AND LEVI" label would be comedy of the highest order.

Everyone SHOULD attack this sad excuse for a mother in law who is willing to throw her minor daughter and illiterate future son in law under the wheels for her political ambition. herm

Yep- she p-whipped the poor kid already - he is shaved and tonight he'll be wearing a suit probably for the first time, practising for that wedding she's forcing him to go through with.

I'll bet he's thinking: Fuck, why didn't I just settle for the b/j?

Is Levi running for office? Nope...ok, I don't care what his myspace says.

I have no problem attacking Palin for her hypocrisy and theocratic vision for American government but Levi is not a story.

I hope he kicks everyone's ass who talks shit about him.

I'll bet he's thinking: Fuck, why didn't I just settle for the b/j?

#64 | Posted by sitdown at 2008-09-03 07:06

I have to admit that poor kid looked like he'd rather be anywhere else than
having to sit there in the national spotlight.

Right on! That says it pretty much in a nutshell! Didn't want McCain anyhow, now I can relax knowing he shot himself in the foot! Poor excuse for a Mom. Feel sorry for all the family. Poor Briton will agonize the rest of her days over sinking the McCain Zeppelin. " Why didn't I use a condom? " . Stupid Mom, stupid McCain! Everyone in that picture is stupid! Including all the attendees of the Republicfornication Convention shouting Rah! Rah! Rah! Any mom with any sense would have told McCain: " Thanks, but no thanks. I really have my hands full already! " But no! Of course no one is able to do the job as Vice Prickadent as well as she! /sarcasm. The whole party looks so ridiculously stupid I can't wait until it is over! Pity the poor kids. After the euphoria comes the letdown, then denial then the anger then the blame! Don't know which way the kids will suffer more. Damn the neglected kids if she wins, damn the abused and tongue-lashed kids if she don't!

Oh yeah! I got a whale blubber and corn syrup contact high just watching her strut her stuff at the cornvention! I noticed the father gave Bristol a vacant look at one point. Where's the love? All in all those Republicans look so plastic they are scary. The type that will kick your ass if you don't agree with them. The people of the Democratic convention looked and acted much more genuine! You know who I am voting for even if he is a Muslim!

Dumb and Dumberer!

McCain has proven that he is an idiot. Must have suffered brain damage at the hands of the Vietcong..

I see this whole mess becoming a sit-com real soon.

Too bad "Northern Exposure" is taken.

#1 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-09-03 12:56 AM

Johnston, 18, is believed to be the father of Palin's 17-year-old daughter Bristol's baby. On Monday, Palin revealed that the unwed Bristol is five months pregnant.

Shucks, five month's pregant. This sort of takes the wind out of the Democrat allegations that the four month old Mongoloid was the daughter's child.

JOHNSON

Sorry, Charlie. I don't see a connection to the funny MySpace quote I posted and your comment.

But, when news is widely disseminated about the fact Palin cut funding for Special Needs Education by 62% at a time Alaska had record surpluses the hypocricy of her statements last night will be glaringly clear.

"I'll bet he's thinking: Fuck, why didn't I just settle for the b/j?"

That's what Wee Willy did...a soggy cigar and a blow job and he was ready to roll.

It shows how compassionate the libs are, showing such great concern for McCain's chances because of their view of the negative effect of his selection of Palin.

Golly gee.

"This sort of takes the wind out of the Democrat allegations that the four month old Mongoloid was the daughter's child."

Nawww...they will just come back and claim that the Downs Syndrome baby is older than what Palin is saying and that THIS baby is the daughter's second baby....THIS one with a black father.

Don't you just love our little leftist-socialist friends? Great entertainment!

This just in - Levi Johnston is not running for president or vice president.

Keep attacking her libs. Although mainstream America could give a shit about the DR - tell your cronies in the msm to keep attacking her though. Bring it up at work with your female co-workers. Do all that you can to try and smear her with your mud - I beg you please! Start comparing her baby to this guy - hell say that her baby is smarter than this guy - you guys can figure something out!

"But listening to him speak, it's easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or reform - not even in the state senate." - Sarah Palin

Chances??!! You say??!! McCain has the chance of a snow-ball in hell of winning any vote other than " Moron of the year " after the brain-damaged retiree played his senile card by selecting skank Palin for his running mate. If that wasn't enough to offend, there was immorality on parade to the cheers of Rah! Rah! Rah! at their stupid cornvention! I couldn't have sabotaged the Repugnant party better had I tried!

NEWS FLASH!: Mrs. Palin is needed by her needy children and needy husband. What she is doing is unconscionable! A vote for them is a vote against family values. Life is good!

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