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Mike Rose, senior pastor at Juneau Christian Center:
Do you believe were in the last days? After listening to Newt Gingrich and the prime minister of Israel and a number of others at our gathering, I became convinced, and I have been convinced for some time. We are living in the last days. These are incredible times to live in.--

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We are in the last days. Read about it yourself. It has all been written down years ago. (ps should that not be we're instead of were?)

We are in the last days

People who buy into that "end of days" shit need to be prevented from voting and especially running fer public office.

S'rsly.

Be Well.

Why?

We are in the last days.

People have been saying that for how long?

How sad that I should read that crap on a computer.

To answer my own rhetorical question:

According to Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts (1979), an Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed bearing the words "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common." This is one of the earliest examples of the perception of moral decay in society being interpreted as a sign of the imminent end.

4800 years is enough. Stop it.

You shouldn't. You should read it out of a Bible. Besides it makes no diff as to how long people have been saying it. People don't know because it was never meant to be known when. They just say things sometimes that is contrary to what is written.

4800 years is enough. Stop it.

By who's standards is it enough time? and where did that info come from?

People don't know because it was never meant to be known when.

Then SHUT UP!

By who's standards is it enough time?

By any sane persons. I think 4800 years of listening to yahoos predict the end times and be dead wrong is enough failure for anyone.

and where did that info come from?

"According to Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts (1979)"

He repeated.

From an October 28, 2007 sermon: God will not be mocked. I dont care what the ACLU says. God will not be mocked. I dont care what atheists say. God will not be mocked. I dont care whats going on in the nation today with so much horrific rebellion and sin and things that take place. God will not be mocked. Judgment Day is coming. Where do you stand?--

goddammit! we get it gaaawwwd will not be mocked!

We are in the last days.

#1 | Posted by 51773 at 2008-09-02 04:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

People don't know because it was never meant to be known when.

#6 | Posted by 51773 at 2008-09-02 04:17 AM | Reply | Flag:

Make up your mind, please.

Asimov never said that x amount of time was enough time. that is just a period of time that you seem to think is enough. Shut up about what? Saying that we are in the last days? We are. how many days? I have no idea. The reason people say that, is not because of any wish or hope. it is because things that were told about long ago, that need to be completed before the end of times, is all but finished. READ ABOUT IT YOUESELF. Anyone who predicts a specific time, and that time passes, is a false profit. Not of God. An arbitrary time table based of signs of completed prophecy, is not unreasonable. Do not listen when someone gives specific times. it is not to be known.

God will not be mocked.

Nice job on the solar system God. Especially Uranus.

Anyone who predicts a specific time, and that time passes, is a false profit.

You just did.

We are in the last days.
#1 | Posted by 51773 at 2008-09-02 04:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

Or does "last" suddenly have a new meaning?

Wow. you are determined not to hear. I said specific time, and you blow that off. I made no specific time. You just wanted to hear one.. sad. Why do you not read? Why have you determined that God is a bad God. that you can Mock him?

How can we be in the "last days" if you don't know a time?

Did the dictionary suddenly change?

What...every day until the end of time is the "last days"?

Bribery and Coruption.....my god he's talking about the publicans smearing Dems here. Its been going on for so long we've had a lot of last days.

What if the end doesn't happen for 100 years?

Is that 36,500 "last days"?

Why have you determined that God is a bad God. that you can Mock him?

#14 | Posted by 51773 at 2008-09-02 04:37 AM

cause its so easy, and idiots like yourself are the reason we do.

I repeat.
Things that have needed to be done, before the end, are all but done. There is a Temple that needs to be built on the site of Dome of the Rock, is one of the things. When these things are done, then the end is here. The jews have "premade most of the Temple, and are waiting for the dome of the rock to be removed.

cause its so easy, and idiots like yourself are the reason we do.

you disagree with me, so I am an Idiot? what do you base it on?

Things that have needed to be done, before the end, are all but done.

So what if the last thing takes 100 years?

Do we get 36,500 "last days" ?

how they gonna remove the dome with a temple sittin on it? you make no sense son.

then again neither does religion.

Again, I am not going to predict. I am not a prophet. I just know, that the time is almost done, based on prophesy as it is written.

you disagree with me, so I am an Idiot? what do you base it on?

#20 | Posted by 51773 at 2008-09-02 04:43 AM


pick a post,any post.

Again, I am not going to predict. I am not a prophet. I just know, that the time is almost done

this one works!

pre made as in pre made parts, artifacts, pre fab if you will. The Dome, will not be there, when the temple goes to be built.

What if it takes millions of years for the last thing to be accomplished, 51773?

How many "end days" do we get?

The Dome, will not be there, when the temple goes to be built.

#26 | Posted by 51773 at 2008-09-02 04:48 AM


this is like shootin fish in a barrel. i gotta get some sleep.

Guys, I know you have heard a lot of bad things is the Lords name, that is why you have to read for yourself. You have to draw from it what you can, and disregard what people, including myself tell you. The Bible was written for you to read. It was written for each person. not for someone else to read, and tell you what it means.

is=in


Nobama= Token PC vote.

#6 | Posted by 51773 at 2008-09-02 01:46 AM


the bible teach you this?

hypocrite.

The Dome, will not be there, when the temple goes to be built. what is wrong with this statement? I do not understand.

the bible teach you this?


hypocrite.
you made my point. You have to read the bible for yourself. we are all weak. we are all Hypocrites. we are all Human. That is why it was written.

besides, why is calling nobama a pc token vote a bad thing?

nite nite niceville!

It was written for each person. not for someone else to read, and tell you what it means.

Then quit telling me it's the end days, jackass.

It is the end days. Don't be a fool. READ IT YOURSELF. Do you think I am saying this to harm you, or hurt you, or attack you? why with the jackass?

You will dismiss this and you will think the Bible is hooey. That everything said about it is wrong. All without reading it yourself. sad

You will die without having a chance.

The sin each of us is born with, unless removed from us, condemns each of us to hell.

He shows us things that are being finished. Things that need to occur before the end. They are truly, truly almost done. How much time? Who knows. How long does it take to build a Temple? First the Dome of the Rock has to go. You tell me.

READ IT. It is all written there. All of it.

Don't ask people. We are all created, Non of us is any better than any one else. No one. You me nor Dobson. We all make errors. Mis speak. All of us. Why not go to the source? why not see what the owners manual says?

ok.

It is the end days.

*sigh*

Let's try this again. You told me not to take your word for it. Well, then why waste your time giving me that word, only to discard it when I ask follow-up questions? You also said no man can no the end times(which it says in the bible!) so why do you pretend to know?

Pick a standard and stick to it, please.

And I have read the bible, thank you.

PS- There is no hell.

How can we be in the "last days" if you don't know a time?

Did the dictionary suddenly change?

What...every day until the end of time is the "last days"?

#15 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-09-02 04:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

Y'know, considering how old the Earth actually is... if the Earth comes to an end any time in the next million years... we ARE presently in the "last days", and were 4,800 years ago, too.

Just sayin'

"Last Days"?

The Bible says you won't know when they're coming and you won't believe when they're here.

Stop worrying about it. And if that Hadron Collider gets rambunctious against all best scientific opinion---Well, I'm sure those scientists will take out an ad and apologize.

Why have you determined that God is a bad God. that you can Mock him?

#14 | Posted by 51773

I don't think anyone is mocking god, or any other fictional character.

The people that believe in ghosts and goblins and fairy tales are being mocked.

That includes you.

Let us turn to page 207 in the novel Tom Sawyer and we can see that Tom said to Becky, verily I sayeth to you.... (see how ridiculous that sounds).

Difficult to mock something that doesn't exist at all except in the tiny, worthless imaginations of idiots.


Not all christians are idiots, just most of them.

Some of them are just hedging their bets. They don't really really believe but they say they do just in case it is true.

"Tiny, worthless imaginations..."

Always nice to hear from an expert.

"Some of them are just hedging their bets...."

Christians? Some of them, sure. And a surprising number of atheists also take Pascal's Wager.

Pascal's Wager? Ok, i'll bite, what is pascal's wager?

Y'know, considering how old the Earth actually is...

6000 years according to the self-same end of days folks. take 4800 off for those tablets and it appears God was recalling Earth even before the new planet smell had gone.

maybe it will be covered by warranty....

I love coming attractions:

The Rapture: Jebus Returns

"He turned the other cheeck and was crucified for it. Now he's back with a bad attitude and he won't stop until mankind has drowned in its own blood....."

Rated R


I love coming attractions:

#55 | Posted by Sully at 2008-09-02 11:26 AM | Reply


"Just when you thought it was safe to become an Alter Boy..."

Ok, i'll bite, what is pascal's wager?

#53 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Its the argument that says its better to believe in god and be wrong than not believe and burn in hell.

Falls apart when you realize that the premises are limited and constrained.

www.geocities.com

www.foxnews.com

Holy shit. Voice over guy is dead.

When these things are done, then the end is here. The jews have "premade most of the Temple, and are waiting for the dome of the rock to be removed.

#19 | Posted by 51773

And if it doesn't end, does that mean we are into overtime?

Seriously, how can you beleive such crap?

God was recalling Earth even before the new planet smell had gone.


maybe it will be covered by warranty....

#54 | Posted by northguy3

FF!


We are in the last days.

#1 | Posted by 51773

People don't know because it was never meant to be known when.

#6 | Posted by 51773

Saying that we are in the last days? We are. how many days? I have no idea.

#11 | Posted by 51773

Again, I am not going to predict. I am not a prophet. I just know, that the time is almost done, based on prophesy as it is written.

#23 | Posted by 51773

It is the end days.

#37 | Posted by 51773

How much time? Who knows.

#41 | Posted by 51773


Can't you see the irony?


We are in the last days

People who buy into that "end of days" shit need to be prevented from voting and especially running fer public office.

S'rsly.

Be Well.

#2 | Posted by dethspud at 2008-09-02 04:10 AM

Why?

#3 | Posted by 51773


Because we don't need people in positions of power whom because of their dogmatic beliefs, may actually help to bring those types of events (i.e. 'The End of the World) about. It's bad enough that humans have enabled the possibility of their own ruin. There is no need to elect someone who would express a promise to the worlds demise.


"Can't you see the irony?"

When it comes to 51773, there's nothing but idiocy.



The world ends every day for a few million people.
Why try to debate with people who are too stupid to realize they are too stupid to debate. All they can do is regurgate the crap they have been feed all their lives. No thoughts no original ideas.

based on prophesy as it is written.

You see-this is the problem...
People have been saying this for thousands of years-and the world hasn't ended yet.
Besides, correct me if I'm wrong-but isn't the anti-Christ supposed to be around somewhere when it happens?

Ellis,
Most of the posters here are as bad as the Romans who whipped Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. A perverse and disrespectful bunch. They delight in cruelty.

Sick bastards and cruel tyrants.

Actually frankF55,
1 John 1-5 says that there are MANY antichrists, and there already here.

The word "antichrist" doesn't even appear in the book of "Revelation."

PS- There is no hell.

#45 | Posted by Alexandrite

I don't know Alex, the last 8 years of Bush might qualify.

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