Well, here it is Monday, Labor Day. First thing to do is get up and meditate at our Rush Limbaugh shrine. We need to burn some American incense, dried skunk weed, or whatever else is handy, and than go about with the days activities after thinking American thoughts.
This is a day off for us all from studying real hard for our GED. How many folks in your families have earned GEDs? Were on the math section, and they only cover good old American math with +, thats plus or add; -, thats less than or subtract; x, thats times or multiply; and well a line with a dot above it and another below it, which is for into, or divide. And yes, =, for equal. I dont mean to show off, but were doing real well, and expect to pass this time. All of us do. Gotta keep a positive attitude.
Maw is up and about, and has cleaned the rifle, loaded it, and put it in the gun rack in the back of the cab in the pickup truck, ready to go. She does that everyday. You gotta keep your shootin arns at the ready to repel foreigners because no one really knows when and where theyre gonna attack us. Be prepared. Today, she also put a new piece of red tissue paper over the broken red taillight. You can always count on maw.
Maws gonna have a talk with the girls today. We folks dont have many branches on our family tree. We are down home, family oriented folk. But just like other families, weve got our problems. We believe in freedom and like to let the girls do their own planning, but we do retain responsibility for their health and welfare. Well, maw knows how unhealthy it is for girls to be bleeding every month all year long, this mensu , menstru , whatever, thing. Its a tongue twister. There is a way to prevent that, and all of our adult girls have used it.
Im proud to say that all of our girls are proven. Maw is going to find out whos open and whos carrying service. And although she dont like to interfere, maw is going to need to arrange for any of the girls, who is too lazy herself so that she is serviced properly, and preserves her health. And also, the girls are less ornery when theyre carrying service.
You know the old saying, Waste not. Want not.-- Well, its time for me to take a couple of the boys, and go out and collect road kill for the BBQ today. We always have a cookout on Labor Day. This is a good season for road kill with the weather just turning a bit colder.
We might also have some fish. Theres a pollutin plant way upstream. Its a blessing. Now we dont have to spend a lot of time line fishing. The fish are chemically treated, which seasons them so they are tastier, and they float bloated on top of the water. Theyre real easy to harvest. The nutty environmentalists are trying to ruin everything and reverse progress, which has brought us this bounty by closing down the plant.
Well, we need to hurry and get things done, so we can listen to Rush and concentrate on what he says. Hell give us our marching orders, and information that the mainstream media conceal from us. Did you know that Mr. Obama, the Presidential candidate is a chain smoker? Did you ever see a picture of him smoking? No. Its a plot by the elites to hide the truth from real Americans.