Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

Haunted by the federal government's response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005, Republicans sacrificed tonight's prime-time national convention opening to Hurricane Gustav and turned their concerns to victims and evacuees. "I hope and pray we will be able to resume some of our operations as soon as possible, but frankly, some of that is in the hands of God," McCain said.

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God does not Hate.

God does not Hate.

He made Bush. Didn't he?


God does not Hate.
He made Bush. Didn't he?


God also made abortion, the pill and condoms.

Some don't listen to God.

**** God also made abortion, the pill and condoms.
4 | Posted by Zap *****

.......he must be a big fan of them.........

Man made those.


Man made those.

~51773

Man made Gustav?

WOW


****Man made those.

#6 | Posted by 51773 ******

......Zap is never wrong........just ask him......


**** God does not Hate.

#1 | Posted by 51773 *****

....how do you know ?...does he talk to you ?......

sounds like you want proof


****Man made those.
#6 | Posted by 51773 ******
......Zap is never wrong........just ask him......

#8 | POSTED BY SKIZZIKS

So God didn't make all things?

he made free will


What about abortion, the pill, condoms, and Gustav?

Well Dobson prayed for rain. Better get some umbrellas assholes.

**** So God didn't make all things?
#11 | Posted by Zap *****

.......he didn't make anything.........

Pill: he made the elements in it. man put it together, and chooses to use it, or not use it.

Abortion: He gave man the ability to take life, but each mans will determines whether to use it or not.

Condoms: Probably some balloon company.

Gustav: When he made Heaven and Earth, he made it self-sustaining and regeneratable.(sp?)
(IMHO)


When he made Heaven and Earth, he made it self-sustaining and regeneratable.


and incredibly destructive even to his ardent supporters.

Lets skip to the chase and get to the faith part this is all quite boring...


HAve I mentioned:

The The Ankles Skyward Enthusiasm for the GOP convention will have to wait for God's will to determine when or if it will resume and reach climax.

~An Uptight female San Diego Drudgee

God also made 9-11, Katrina, the Iraq fiasco and the sub-prime scandal.

Excluding the sub prime thing, which was caused by those closest to Him, the Republicans, the Right has already tagged Him with the other three.

You can look it up.

1/3 of all pregnancies end in miscarriages, so God indeed invented the abortion. Just think of all the preggos and babies He killed in the Flood, too.

Wrong.
God was not responsible for 9-11. It was man's choice, man's will.

Katrina: has already been addressed
Iraq was also man's will.
It is sad to read what you write.
Miscarriages are a result of our bodies no longer being perfect, as he created them. When mom and dad took of the fruit, we lost out.
If you read the story of the flood, you will know why they perished. It was their choice. They used their will, to disobey what He told them.

Oh dear.

Somebody hasn't read their bye bull.

Check out what you are supposed to do to a wife suspected of getting a little on the side.

The rabbi makes up a potion for her to drink, and if the wife is knocked up by the wrong guy, she aborts.

So gawd not only approves of abortion, he demands it.

You are talking about the old testament. Read some of the new testament, and you will see the love of Christ as he talks with people who were under the Law. He forgave there breaking of the Laws and Commandments, and cleared their slate. He took and paid the price for people falling short of the Law. That is the reason for the NT. To show people that they are no longer under 'the Law' but are now under Grace.

"If you read the story of the flood, you will know why they perished."

Our little bible-thumpin' newbie leet-boy ELLIS really believes the crap he posts.

Don't engage the loser on anything related to 'religion'. It's like trying to teach a pig to dance, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

you have a lot of anger. why? I have said very little. are you placing upon me all the negative things you have heard from, or about others on me? Are you being prejudist toward me or all 'religions?'
Honestly.

(what is leet-boy?)

I wonder how mind-fucked Ellis and his fellow Dobson worshipers are going to feel in the next few days if a lot of people are killed by hurricane Gustov?

A lot of these poor schmucks honestly believe in the power of prayer. Thousands of them prayed in earnest for God to send rain down on the stadium in Denver last Thursday evening. They didn't view it as a joke any more than Dobson's lapdog did when he sent out the prayer request. These thing are taken very seriously by the faithful.

Now that it appears their God has answered those prayers in a totally predictable way, many of them have to be feeling a lot of guilt. They believed in their man Dobson, did his bidding and now God is about to kill a lot of innocent people just to show his displeasure.

Their God is a vengeful God and it is easy for them to see in hind sight just how selfish and petty such a mass prayer was and many of them will honestly know that Gustov is Gods punishment.

Leet-boy is a 1970's derisive name given to people who think it is cool i.e. 'leet' to spell out words on a numeric calculator display, usually involving turning the display upside down.

You really didn't invent anything new, Ellis.

Sometimes he allows things to happen. Why? I have no idea. If someone prayed to harm people, then they were not praying to the God I know. They were praying to someone else. No, I do not think Dobson is 'my man' he is just a man as any other. He is loved no more by God, than you are. mankind seems to place on people 'royalty' that is not part of Gods plan. No one is better than another. Saved or not. He loves everyone equally. My God is not vengeful. He is Loving, and Just. The problem is, without reading his word for yourself, you begin to believe all the crap people say in His name, that is completely off from what is written and it ends up, as God as the bad Guy.

I dunno, the big guy hisself sed these things are statutes to ye FOREVER!

And he's the boss!

thanks for the info

Yes he is the Boss.
And he also said that he loves mankind, and does not want them to die, or pay the price for sinning against him.

I see the thread has been pulled.
Good night all.

nope, just moved

Do you suppose gawd has a belly button, or gave Adam and Eve belly Buttons?

When he made Heaven and Earth, he made it self-sustaining and regeneratable.(sp?)
(IMHO)

#16 | Posted by 51773

Hey, let me tell you a little secret.....

Our sun burns hydrogen, when the hydrogen is used up it will swell to a red giant with the outer radius of the sun being past our earth orbit.

In laymans terms, the sun will swallow up mercury, venus and the Earth.

Tell me how regenerable the earth has to be to recover from that.

1/3 of all pregnancies end in miscarriages, so God indeed invented the abortion. Just think of all the preggos and babies He killed in the Flood, too.#20 | Posted by northguy3 at 2008-08-31 11:36 PM | Reply

So does God hate 80 year olds too? Or does He know when their time to go is? And exactly when and why they need to go? He does indeed.

And He knows when those babies in the womb need to go. If, due to man's sin, major birth defects are present in 1/3 of pregnancies, consider the resources that would be expended if they were born and the rest of us had to care for them. It really could be God's mercy on all of us.

But natural abortion (aka miscarriage) versus medical abortion (aka liberalism's heart of darkness) is a different matter.

It's like gassing those 80 year olds instead of letting them die when they're supposed to.

And He gives *everyone* a chance. More than Noah's family could've made it out of the flood. More than James Dobson can make it *past* their sins we all commit, stop doing them and live a new life.

Or keep on sinning and keep on throwing stones.

Everyone in Jesus' time He walked on earth who faced storms, He saved from storms.

Every time His followers wanted to call calamity from the sky, Jesus rebuked them.

Both of those things still happen today.

James Dobson stands alone in his ridiculous calls for rain. Y'all know how "monolithic" we Christians are, yet NO ONE else joined with his call for rain.

I'm sure glad it *didn't* rain on Obama. God and the meteorological forces would've been called "racist.".
Almost like Katrina.

God did give most of us functioning brains, and that includes not living in a city *26 feet below sea level* right next to the ocean run by crooked lazy Democrats.

So if little to nothing comes from Gustav, who here will be willing to admit that God loves the GOP?

It was man's choice, man's will.

The brain trust behind the GOP said God let 9-11 and Katrina happen because of gays in America.

Funny part is, after fucking over the Convention, God pulled His punch. Just messin' with you guys.

God loves the GOP?

He sure does.

He gave them an excuse to keep Dubya and Darth away from the convention.

They should give thanks.

God did give most of us functioning brains, and that includes not living in a city *26 feet below sea level* right next to the ocean run by crooked lazy Democrats.

#39 | Posted by kirk

The ocean is run by crooked lazy democrats? No wonder those fish smell so bad.

he made free will

~90120

Shouldn't that be "He made free will"?

Never fergit to capitalise His name or He'll get pissed at ya.

God's got jealousy and vanity issues and it's rarely a good idear to act less than worshipful, lest he get pissed.

for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.

Wow, a li'l overly touchy or wot?

Ya'd think an Ultimate Being would be a bit beyond caring wot other folks thought, be a little more secure, but there ya go.

Actually, more seriously, God didn't make man.

Man keeps making God over and over and over again.

Haven't even come close to getting Him right yet.

Tsk Tsk.

Be Well.

/On Topic?

Drowning GOPhers?

Bwa hah hah hah hah hah.

Spud prayed to the FSM fer THIS to happen.

Way to go, FSM!

`I hope and pray we will be able to resume some of our operations as soon as possible, but frankly some of that is in the hands of God' McCain said.

Hey McSame... you left out the Ether Bunny and Tooth Fairy ... big tent indeed !

726 Yes you are correct. It is forecasted to someday flameout. The regeneration, as we understand it, concerning just this little part of the universe, will be moving on to something different.

Kirk #37. No he does not invent anything. He creates. He created Adam and Eve, and instructed them about the dos and donts. He let them know that there would be a price to pay for disobedience.
Adam and Eve used their God given free will to disobey.
They paid the price. Part of that price, was a condemnation that would be passed down to all their kids, grandkids, etc that they no longer had the perfect bodies as they had in the garden. I think your question should have been, what about the people who are born into squalor and poverty, and due to their life conditions, they unfortunately have miscarriages. I do not know. I will not pretend to have the answers. I can only answer that which I know. Sure, we all can ask others, but that is silly, since all people are his creation, no one has any kind of special insight or connection with God. Not you, not me, not Dobson. I mean the distance between our ears, where we keep our info, is all about the same. When I want to know something about God, I usually do not go and argue with someone about it, I go to the source. The Bible. I read what it has to say about it. Sure, people say how do you know it is the word of God. Without going into it, once a person becomes a believer, then it becomes apparent. One or two personal miracles here and there also helps to verify its authenticity. No one can prove God or the bible with facts or proof. Why? Because one side is physical, tangible, and the other is faith and spirit. You keep asking if God hates because..
God does not hate. He loves. Adam and Eve sinned against him, and ever since then, man has been born with the stench of sin in him. God cannot condone sin. People have to be cleared of sin for redemption. He took his own sons as payment for sin. Without that cleaning Christ, God could not deal with us when we are presented to him. We would be dirty with sin. Christ, took the responsibility of your sin, my sin, all sin on himself, and died. Price Paid. Fortunately, he did not stay dead. After the price was paid, he was clean again, and will be with us. Sin has a price. He paid it. I just re-read what you wrote. I hear anger. I hear anger at God. I am sorry. God didnt screw things up. We the people did.

" I go to the source. The Bible."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

idiot flag

what is so wrong about that?

and what is an idiot flag?

once a person becomes a believer, then it becomes apparent.
#46 | Posted by 51773

That's it right there...
Once you are willing to believe anything, you will believe anything...
Can't argue with logic like that.

Zat--

You are about as funny as a fart in a space suit.

Hey they started the convention and Laura Bush is speaking.

Due to Gustav the swimsuit portion of the Republican National Pageant has been moved to Wednesday night. Burt Parks is the scheduled keynote speaker.

Burt Parks has been dead longer than Reagan.

Burt Parks has been dead longer than Reagan

So has John McCain's brain but, that didn't stop him from becoming the new Republican hero!

The joking aside--

I think the GOP has been very respectful and classy on their handling of the convention to the folks that are affected by the hurricane.

And I know that if this was the week for the Dem convention--they would have scaled back the first day events as well.


Is it so bad to pray for rain?

Dobson doesn't think so. Except that he is not bothering to get that rain where it needs to be like to a drought or someplace where the people need the water. But, he thought it might be funny to get God to play a trick on the Dems!

So, God is to play political favorites because Dobson is not Pro Choice and has an archaic belief system about the marriage two loving souls.

Heh, But God does have a sense of humor though doesn't he? And now Dobson is so ashamed he has tried to hide all the videos of his attempt to influence God rain on Obama and show that Dobson is right and has a direct line to the almighty hisself!

Meanwhile God brews up a nasty Storm for the Gophers and literally spits in his general direction. So Doson does NOT have line to the Big Guy and apparently God does NOT approve of THAT message of hate that Dobson dishes out.

How funny is that?

But, interestingly the intranets have many tubes! So, here is the video Dobson has tried to hide.

www.goodasyou.org

enjoy!

Yes but will Kanye be available any other day?
Kanye>Hurricane?
hmmmmm

He created Adam and Eve, and instructed them about the dos and donts.
by 51173

Not to split hairs, but wasn't it a bit devious to not give Adam & Eve the ability to be able to tell good and evil but them expect them to know it was evil to disobey God? Sounds like he wanted them to mess up.

Yes God made Bush and Karl Rove made up the story that John McCain fathered a black child which was a smear so he could win the south in the 2000 Pubs
primary. Then John McCain almost became a Democrat but Cindy threatened to die her hair brunette so he changed his mind to stay a Pub.

Gustav my ass!!!! It's about Hurrican OBAMA!!!

Tthe storm hit as a CAT 2 and has now been downgraded to a tropical depression and is dying.

Regardless, what does this has to do with Minneapolis Indiana?

strike that.....Minn.

Leet-boy is a 1970's derisive name given to people who think it is cool i.e. 'leet' to spell out words on a numeric calculator display, usually involving turning the display upside down.

You really didn't invent anything new, Ellis.

#29 | Posted by axe at 2008-09-01 12:31 AM | Reply | Flag

...no. It's from the Commodore 64 and Apple BBS scenes in the 1980's. "Elite" access meant the caller got to the secret warez and porn boards/libraries. The programs of the time came up with the term, although there's significant argument as to whether WWIV or ColorBBS was the first program to suggest as such.

There was a centralized listing of all BBS called Fidonet. Fidonet would show the number, and had hardcoded 4-letter tags that were applied as needed to the individual BBS listings. "LEET" was the tag used to indicate that Elite access existed on that BBS, so callers there would know that if they became involved enough, there was secret stuff to be had.

If you're going to correct someone on something geeky over the internet... at least try to be right about it.

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