A deity has needs when he's on the road, ya know?

I'm surprised he needs beaver didn't you notice his leering at Biden?

Not the best headline to cross the Retort, but not bad. I give it an 8.2.

Incidentally, am I the only one who heard that headline read out by the "DM voice" from Gauntlet in their head?

Everybody (with the exception of gay men) needs a little beaver from time to time.

needs a little beaver from time to time.

Not me, Dave...I need a big beaver...but I'm willing to stretch a small one to fit...

Obama needs Beaver? He should talk to Cookfish. I hear he has a big hairy one.

From pundits calculation Obama needs Ohio and PA to get to the white House.

McCain pulling away one will pose a huge challenge for Obama, and pulling away both may set back Obama for 8 years.

**** and pulling away both may set back Obama for 8 years.

#7 | Posted by takitez *****

......and that would set America back even more.....

Obama: "I need Beaver"

Alright, here you go, Obama.

Big beavers are better and easier to find.

Rogers always did like a good headline.

But Hillary is the one that had both balls and Beaver.

Hopefully, Obama is a Beaver cleaver.

(Note: the Management is not responsible for bad puns)

I'm glad to see the man needs some beaver now and then, maybe he'll do alright after all

CC: A big furry Beaver with teeth???

Sounds like someone I used to date....

'I Need Beaver'

As long as it isn't attached to a crippled broad.

John McGolddigger

Obama needs PA, MI and OH to win.

Wish Tim Russert was here with his board to explain it.

PERHAPS, he saw Palin. Totally cool woman with real ideas and ideals. Real people in the WhiteHouse?

"Totally cool woman with real ideas and ideals."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stupid flag

"stupid flag"
Agreed.
Uncle Spam must think she's hot ("Totally cool woman") so he'll go along with whatever she says. Probably thinks/dreams he can score someday.
Good Luck, man.

I hope he gets Beaver as well as Intercourse.

Headline should read "Cookfish - I need a brain"

No Experience,
No Substance,
NObama!

I guess the "open minded" Mr. Rcade will dump this too?

Don't like the moderation policy?

Email the sysop. Otherwise, save the site space and spare us the whining.

We've got rob and pinche to impotently cry. You're redundant now.

dr pepper seems to be eerily similar to the guy named bs

Wow, some women other that Hillary have real thoughts. Palin has her own.

What a women and what real thoughts.

Drill? Duh? Alaska was a natural resource prize from Russia the next oil empire!

CC: A big furry Beaver with teeth???

#13 | Posted by frankf55 at 2008-08-31 08:06 PM |

Saw this as an option on Netflix "Watch Now"

He should talk to Cookfish. I hear he has a big hairy one.

#6 | Posted by moder

But his panties are wadded up nice and tight into it so often.

You would think that a 'rock star' that makes all the girls faint at his rallies would have his hands full.

*sighs* my joke post about Gauntlet above made a lot more sense when the headline was "Barack Obama needs Beaver, badly"

This one should be around as long as giving the baby doctors love.