Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

The Cincinnati Bengals receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson has legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco in Broward County, Fla.

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Doh! Misspelled!

I find this especially hilarious since my wife and I have joke kid names that we'd tell people when my wife was pregnant.

One of them was Ocho Nueve.

Sometimes when I take a crap the morning after Taco Friday, I make an Oucho Stinko.

Doesn't "ocho" mean the number 8?

Guess I missed the joke or something.

I make an Oucho Stinko.

I call it the "Ring of Fire."

Come on, ice cream!

Lemongello

Sorry J


Doesn't "ocho" mean the number 8?


Guess I missed the joke or something.

#3 | Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-30 12:04 AM


yes it does chris. and zip means the number of rings this clown won't win.

Well, in that case I want to legally change my name to seis nueve or better yet sesentainueve.

What the hell? When did these little numbers start appearing next to each post? This is great for reference? I must have missed the announcement. Oh well, it doesn't matter, it's very good!

No, you are now MemberVienteCincoOchentaSeis.

is that is jersey number? 85?


is that is jersey number? 85?

#12 | Posted by geezer1 at 2008-08-30 02:06 PM


in this case i'm pretty sure that would be the sat score.

I love it. Especially seeing these jerseys featured in the NFL store. Heh heh...

is that is jersey number? 85?


#12 | Posted by geezer1 at 2008-08-30 02:06 PM


in this case i'm pretty sure that would be the sat score


You think his SAT score was that high?!

Well, maybe you're right, they give like what 80 points for just getting your name right.

Well lets just hope he can deliver on the field. But I don't think Cincinnati will do anything this season.

I think that dude in Motley Crue, Nikki Sixx, first had the idea of changing names to numbers. Still, if it will help the city of Cincinnati feel that it is any closer to winning a world's title...

I am not a number, I am a free man!!!!!!!

As long as Mike Brown owns the Bengals, nothing will happen. He disgraces his family name and is arguably the dumbest owner ever.

that is WEAK!!!!!!!!!

Should have called himself "MUCHO LOCO".....To think this Fuck actually said that he taught that he was better than JERRY RICE, an would have a better career....JESUS, Can this fuck just shut the fuck up an go away!!!!!

I love the title of this thread... anyone who watches football knows this was about Chad Johnson... but you know if the title was "Chad Johnson changes name to "Chad Ocho Cinco" 98% of the liberal fruits here would have been scratching their heads wondering who the hell Chad Johnson is.

I know who Chad Johnson is, Rob. Cel obviously does, too. I didn't know he thought he was better than Jerry Rice. Serves him right to give himself such a damned dumb name.

should have changed his last name to -- Self-Aggrandizing Jackass That Plays for an Also-Ran.

Ochenta y Cinco is proper

everyday use is "ochenta cinco"


Stupid jock


Should have called himself "MUCHO LOCO".....To think this Fuck actually said that he taught that he was better than JERRY RICE, an would have a better career....JESUS, Can this fuck just shut the fuck up an go away!!!!!

#20 | Posted by celisary at 2008-08-30 09:44 PM

For once I agree with you. he stars must be aligned in some very strange way.

He will end his career a an aveage receiver at best. He will NOT make it to the hall of fame.

He should've changed his name to "Chad the A-hole".
That would be appropriate.

From Radical Anti America to Obama...actually Johnson are not the only one to have a name change..Osama I mean Obama did the same..

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